Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-24750173-20140925095313/@comment-24843494-20141009014336

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It's Jalapeno time!

You've got the fire? Man you just a liar, Cherry Bomb and Wintamelon, xploding just ain't cool, ya fools! See, I pwned 2 in one blow, even Bloomerang can't match my flow of words, ya see? fire's better than everything! Bloomerang only splits zombies apart, but I burn zombies with a fiery fart, burn baby burn! It's not your turn yet, I've still gotta bet that Saila Jupita would approve cuz she'd remove those lame skills of yours and send you through the floors cuz she's hot-literally! She's ice cold-not. She'd burn you in a crisp, careful you don't lisp, cuz I'm just like her, I burn fer the fun of it, but to save the wits of my homeowner, you gonna be a moaner? Hurry up, show me down, shut me down, before I burn you to the ground!