Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25355686-20150516112427
I wanted to create a Pvz Wiki story,so...here it is!
NOTE:Please,don't be upset if you are potrayed as a Villain or hero,or you even die here,this is just for fun!
PROLOGUE:,
September 4th,2009,Pvz Wiki
VandalXXX:Yes!A little bit more hate and I will succed!
Chosen one:Stop rigth there!
- Chosen one sends ban!
- VandalXXX laughs:You thought you can destroy me?Im the most powerfull vandal here!
Chosen one:I knew I can't destroy you,but at least I can burry you!
- VandalXXX gets burried under articles:Noooooo*
- Chosen one leaves
CHAPTER 1:HUGE DISCOVERY
May 16th,2015,Pvz wiki
- Dr.Crzy Dave is bored,so he is searching for some old files...
- Dr.Crzy Dave finds some old,almost destroyed file
Dr.Crzy Dave:What is this?Better call my friends!
- TheCoolLittlePeashooter and ElectroMario2001 appear
Dr.Crzy Dave:Fellas,you gotta check this out!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:What is it?
ElectroMario2001:Yeah,what?
Dr,Crzy dave:I found this in the old articles!
ElectroMario2001:Let me see!
- ElectroMario2001 is about to open folder,but TheCoolLittlePeachooter stops him
ElectroMario2001:Why did you did that?
TheCooLittlePeashooter:It might be dangerous!Let's report it to the bureucrats!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Yes,I think they will know what to do!
ElectroMario2001:Boring...
- They all go to the bureucrats,but they are all aslep...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:What now?
ElectroMario2001:LET'S OPEN IT!!!
Dr.Crzy Dave:No!
- Brainulator9 wakes up
Dr.Crzy Dave:We will ask him!
Brainulator9:Why did you woke me up?
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:We found this file in the old articles!
- Brainulator9 screams
Brainulator9:Stay away from that!
ElectroMario2001:Why?
Brainulator9:These are my...ughh....khmm.....pictures.They.....are private!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:That makes sense!
- They give Brainulator9 the folder and leave
- Brainulator looks is there anyone around
- Brainulator9 calls ???
???:Yes?
Brainulator9:I found it!
???:No wayyyyy!
Brainulator9:Yes,and it appears he is still alive!
???:Wait,I will be there in a couple of wiki days!
Brainulator9:Got it.
CHAPTER 2:WIKI CONSPIRACY
May 17th,2015,Pvz wiki
*Brainulator9 is waiting in the chat
- ElectroMario2001 appears
ElectroMario2001:What's up,Brainy?
Brainulator9:Sorry,I must go!
*ElectroMario2001 grabs Brainulator9
ElectroMario2001:You are not going anywhere!
- ElectroMario2001 pulls out knife.
ElectroMario2001:Tell me everything you know about that folder!I don't believe it's your pics!
Brainulator9:Bye,bye!
ElectroMario2001:What?
*??? appears in a car and blows off ElectroMario's head with a shotgun
Brainmulator9:Sleep well,my dong enragement child.
- Brainmulator enters ???'s car and they both drive away
*Wiki police appears
Policeman.num.1:What happended here?
Policeman.num.2:Well,It seems he is fuc*ing dead!
*Dr.Crzy Dave appears
Dr.Crzy Dave:Hello,my friends!What is goin-AAAAAAAAAAA!
*Dr.Crzy Dave faints
Policeman.num.2:He is so cute!
Policeman.num.1:What?
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter appears
*TheCoolLitllePeashooter finds out about everything
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:I feel this got something to do with Brainulator9 and that folder from yesterday!
*Dr.Crzy Dave wakes up
*They explain what happended
Dr.Crzy Dave:I WILL AVENGE YOU MARIO!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:LET'S KILL BRAINULATOR9!
*They both enter the car and start following the track left from ??? and Brainulator.
Policeman.num.1:They are going to kill someone,should we stop them?
Policeman.num.2:Nah,let's eat donuts and watch elephants dancing on pole!
Policeman.num.1:OKAY...
CHAPTER 3:XEON'S LAB
May 18,2015,Pvz wiki
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter and Dr.Crzy Dave are driving in a car
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:What are we going to do?
Dr.Crzy Dave:We are going to rip Brainmulator9's bones apart the make him eat them!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:A little bit too harsh?
Dr.Crzy Dave:Electro was my...best friend.Once I saw what they did to him,I just got so angry.I hope you understand me...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:I do.I...do.
Dr.Crzy Dave:Hey,what is that?
*XEON appears in a tank
Dr.Crzy Dave:Oh It's just XEON driving a tank...as usual.
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:WHAT?!JUMP OUT OF CAR NOW,CRZY DAVE,NOW!!!
*XEON SHOOTS AND BLOWS UP THEIR CAR
*Explosion sends TheCoolLittlePeashooter at the rock and he hits his head at it
*Dr.Crzy Dave falls to the ground
*They both wake up tied on a tables.Suddenly,a huge light flashes!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Uhhh...where am I?
Dr.Crzy Dave:I don't...know...I only see some ugly person...uhh!
XEON:Im not ugly!It's jus tmy hair!Anyways,are you ready to get dissected?Brainulator paid goooood!
Dr.Crzy Dave:YES!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Crzy Dave,dissecting means that at some point,he is going to open our stomachs.
Dr.Crzy Dave:Oh...In that case...
*Dr.Crzy Dave screams
XEON:It's time.
*XEON pulls out a huge scalper
XEON(To TheCoolLittlePeashooter):I like your eyes.You first!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:I wish I never joined this wiki.
*XEON stabs TheCoolLittlePeashooter
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*XEON gets closer to the head of TheCoolLittlePeashooter
XEON:It's all over now.Don't resist.
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter,both hurted and mad,somehow gets just a little bit more strenght,and while XEON is so close to him,He bites off his nose.
XEON:ARGHH...YOU...LITTLE..I...GOOD...69..OHHH..I...CAN'T....
*XEON,hurted,is stumbling,and finnaly,he falls on a button,releasing both Dr.Crzy Dave and TheCoolLittlePeashooter.
Dr.Crzy Dave:He looks like Voldemor!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Now it's our chance!Lets push him!
*They both push him over the fence,and he falls into acid.
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Help meeee....
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter faints
CHAPTER 4:SHADOW MAN May 18,2015,Pvz wiki
*Dr.Crzy Dave escaped from XEON's lab and now he is carriying the TheCoolLittlePeashooter
He figures it out that they got lost
Dr.Crzy Dave:It's seems we got lost...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Oh,god I can't even see anymore...I am so much hurted...God...
Dr.Crzy Dave:Holod on a little bit more...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Ok...
*Suddenly,a shadow appears!
Dr.Crzy Dave:What is that?
*Another shadow passes!
Dr.Czry Dave:Who are you?Stop hiding!
*Shadow stands in a place
Dr.Crzy Dave:C'mon,stop that!
Shadow man:You really want to know who I am?
Dr.Crzy Dave:Yes!Please!I want to know!
Shadow man:If you want me to reveal myself,you have to beat me in the duel first!
Dr.Crzy Dave:If you want it,you will get it!
Shadow man:Let's start!
*Dr.Crzy Dave putts TheCoolLittlePeashooter on the floor.
Dr.Crzy Dave:Bring it on...bi*ch!
*Shadow man pulls out RPG.
Dr.Crzy Dave:That's a cool RPG-right there!
- Dr.Crzy Dave then realises the importance of situation!
Dr.Crzy Dave:How could I be so dumb?!
Shadow man:You finnaly realised it...Bye now!
*Shadow man shoots rocket!
*Dr.Crzy Dave jumps on ground,so rocket misses him!
Dr.Crzy Dave:I was dumb because I forgot to do my morning exercises!
*Rocket reflects because of mirror(YES,MIRROR) andd hits the Shadow man!
Shadow man:(YES HE IS STILL ALIVE)You have defeated me...You had proven yourself...and I will reveal...MY FACE!
*Shadow man takes off his hood.
CHAPTER 5:SECRET SOCIETY
May 19,2015,Pvz Wiki
*Shadow man takes off his hood.
Shadow man is reveleaded to be Buzzy Buzz!
Dr.Crzy Dave:I KNEW IT!!!Well,not really,but this way it's more dramatic...
Buzzy Buzz:Follow me and I shall tell you some very big secrets.
Dr.Crzy Dave:Got it!
*Dr.Crzy Dave carries TheCoolLittlePeashooter and follows Buzzy Buzz to some uknown,small building
*Buzzy Buzz opens the door of the building.
Buzzy Buzz:Enter,my friends!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Finnaly,im so tired.
*Once they entered,Dr.Crzy Dave couldn't believe!There were so much people in that one building! Buzzy Buzz,StarFruity,ElectricPlants,ZombieMelon,EmPeachy4,Graalian,etc...Mostly admins and Bureucrats
Dr.Crzy Dave:Wow,what is going on here?
Buzzy Buzz:We are the secret society!
Dr.Crzy Dave:OMG U ILUMIANTI 420 BLAZE IT!!!
Buzzy Buzz:What?Anyway,we are the super secret wiki society.Wanna hear our story?
Dr.Crzy Dave:I am always interested to know something about Iluminati!
Buzzy Buzz:But we are not Iluminati!
Dr.Czry Dave:Ok,just contininue,Iluminati!
*Buzzy Buzz sighs
Buzzy Buzz:We are the protectors of the real truth.As you may know,Pvz wiki was founded in May 12,2009 by WCKD.Now,The first contributor was so called VectorGreg.He did a couple of edits,nothing special.Ok,now the story is getting exciting:There was another founder,but there is a very little information about him.We only know that,for uknown reasons,they had to get rid of him.Once they did that,it seems they made a huge mistake,since that "Founder" found a way to hack wiki and make his second account un-blockable.Not knowing how to get rid of him,WCKD and VectorGreg contacted the wikia central.Wikia Central sended the "Chosen one" to defeat him,and he somehow succeded,but he didn't banned him,he just burried him under the articles,so it seems that with the right help,he could get summoned and start vandalising the wiki again!!!So that is where we kick in!We got informations that Brainulator9 found that old file and he wants to summon that vandal again.So,we are preparing to stop Brainulator9 and save the wiki,but we will need the help of you two!ARE YOU WITH ME? PS:We found all this written in WCKD's diary.
Dr.Crzy Dave:I love cokkies,I love cokkies,I lov-Oh,you were talking?Sorry,didn't heard 'ya.Can you Iluminati people repeat that please?
*Buzzy Buzz pulls out Battle axe and he is bout to chop Dr.Crzy Dave,but-
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter wakes up.
Buzyy Buzz:Finally,he woke up!He seems to be more interested in our story!Wanna hear?
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:I love cokkies,I lov-Oh,a story?Sure!
*Buzzy Buzz tells TheCoolLittlePeashooter the whole story again
Buzzy Buzz:So,are you going to help us?
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Sure!We were tracking down Brainulator9 anyway.He,along with some misterious dude,killed out best friend and stole that folder you were talking about.If that all is true,this is going to be a heck of a journey.
Buzzy Buzz:It's nice to have allies! And now,we have lost a track of Brainulator9 and his misterious friend.We can't find him anymore,but we know one person who can.That person is located in old forum archives.We can get you easily thought other Forum branches,but to get to the old forums,you two will have to pass the creepiest,scariest and the most painfull place of all time,all by yourself!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:NO!!!YOU CAN'T BE TALKING ABOUT...
Buzzy Buzz:YES,THE ROLEPLAYING BRANCH!!!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Oh my god...
Dr.Crzy Dave:No wayyyyy.Iluminati wants of us to do all this?!I knew that I will perfectly fit for the new world order!!!YES!
Buzzy Buzz:Also,TheCoolLittlePeashooter,watch for your friend,I think he is kinda...insane?
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:I will Buzzy,I will.
Buzzy Buzz:But before you leave,you must rest!
Dr.Crzy Dave:It's just my haircutt,honestly.
CHAPTER 6:FORUMS
June 9,2015,Pvz wiki
*Buzzy Buzz drives thought forums with TheCoolLittlePeashooter and Dr.Crzy Dave.
*Dr.Crzy Dave notices the Violator report branch.
Dr.Crzy Dave:Hey,Ilumianti,What is this place?
*Buzzy Buzz sighs again
Buzzy Buzz:This is the prison for the vandals.All violators are captured here.Some get a small punishment,and they return,while greater ones never do.
Dr.Crzy Dave:What is that ugly thing?
Buzzy Buzz:That is MaxStories.He is one of the bigger vandals in this wiki.
MaxStories:WHO IS UGLY?
*MaxStories rages so much that he breaks his ban,and thus releases all other vandals!
MaxStories:Get 'em,boys!
*All vandals jump into wiki cars and start chasing our heroes!
Buzzy Buzz:I swear,Dr.Crzy Dave,when this all is over,I will murder you.
*Buzzy Buzz acelerates
Dr.Crzy Dave:Searching the urban diictionary,word"murder",let's see...words with same meaning:killing,slaughtering,assasination...Hey,I played that game!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:What are we going to do now!?
Buzzy Buzz:Take my ban bazooka!
TheCoolLittlePeshooter:Ban bazooka?
Buzzy Buzz:Yes,that is the weapon I use to ban people!All Admins and Bureucrats get one!Shoot!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Fine!
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter takes Ban bazooka
*Enemies are getting closer
Dr.Crzy Dave:..murder is the killing of another person without justification or valid excuse, and it is especially the unlawful killing of another person with malice aforethought.This state of mind may..
MaxStories:We got 'em!Jump on their venicle now!
TheCoolLoittlePeashooter:Hi,MaxStories!
MaxStories:Oh,hi TheCoolLittlePeashooter!How are you doing?
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Not bad!
MaxStories:Do you wanna hang out sometimes?
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Oh,yea,sur-Wait a minute,what I am doing?You are trying to kill us!
MaxStories:Oh,yeah...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Say hello to my little friend!!!
*TheCoolLittlePeashooter shoots from ban bazooka!
MaxStories:Hello,little frien-Oh,no!
*The car of vandals gets blowed up!
*Explosion sends MaxStories to the use right request branch
Buzzy Buzz:Excelent job,my friend!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Thank you,this weapon is quite nice!I can't wait to become an admin.
Buzzy Buzz:if you be usefull as now,you are going to get higher with every position.Who knows,maybe one day,you will be a Bureucrat.
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:I hope so...
*Buzzy Buzz stops car!
Buzzy Buzz:Well,here we are!THE ROLEPLAYING BRANCH!!!The place of all misery and sadness,right HERE!!!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:So,Buzzy,are you coming with us?
Buzzy Buzz:I am maybe non-rational sometimes,but I am not idiot!Nobody made it alive out there!
TheCooLittlePeashooter:Wow,that helps!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Buzzy,thanks for nice thoughts!
Buzzy Buzz:What?What nice thought?
Dr.Crzy Dave:Well,murdering has something with killing,and killing has something with cookies,so...Thanks!
Buzzy Buzz:I really want you to die a slow,horrible,painfull,death...
Dr.Crzy Dave:Me too!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:So,Dr.Crzy Dave,are we going or not?
Dr.Crzy Dave:Yeahhh,let's go,dangerous zone,thug life 24/7!!!~
Buzzy Buzz:I wish you luck,TheCooLLittlePeashooter!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Thanks,Buzzy!Wish us luck!We are going in!
Buzzy Buzz:But...I just..did...Sometimes,suicide is the best answer...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter and Dr.Crzy Dave go into ROLEPLAYING BRANCH!!!
Dr.Crzy Dave:It's too spoky4me in here...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Be brave,my friend,be brave...
Roleplayer num.1:WASSUP MY NM IS PESHOTER 23 AND IM COOOL WHAT UP ROTOBANGA AND SUNFLOWERSZ?!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Noooo,let us go,you freak!!!
Roleplayer num.2:OH HI FRIENDZ WASUP IM BANANA LAUNCHERZ IM POPULARE HOW ARE YOU DOING HUH WALLNUT AND LASERZBEAN?!
Roleplayer num.1:NO U STOPID,THEY ARE ROTOBANGAS AND SUNFLOVERZ
Roleplayer num.2:U CALING ME STOPID LETS FIGHT U POOR CHILI BEAN!!!!!!!!!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Oh,no,he didn't!
Roleplayer num.1:U GONNA GET #REKT U POOR AND NON-USEFUL BANANA LAUNCHERZ!!!!!!!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Oh,what a burn!It's hard to get out of that!
- TheCoolLittlePeashooter pulls Dr.Crzy Dave
Dr.Crzy Dave:What are you doing?!I want to watch them!They were so #rekt'tastic!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:It's now our chance,we must go!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Im going to get a bloody revenge...
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:What?Anyway,they are not fighting anymore!!!RUN!!!
Dr.Crzy Dave:It was good #rekting!!!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter and Dr.Crzy Dave start running!!!
All roleplayers:WAIT!!!STAY WITH UZ U FUN REKTERS!!!!!!!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Dr.Crzy Dave,look!A gate!It's the end of this nightmare!
Dr.Crzy Dave:Let's run!!!
*Suddenly,a unknown person blocks the gate!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Oh,no...
*The person is revelaed to be The ugly MaxStories!!!
MaxStories:Hey,story-telling man,im not ugly!
*The person is revelead to be The beautiful MaxStories!!!
MaxStories:That is better!Anyway,once you throwed me into request for user rights branch,I didn't got banned,I got Bureucrat powers!!!
TheCoolLittlePeashooter:Not you again...
Dr.Crzy Dave:You are still ugly,thougth.
CHAPTER 7:FIGHT WITH UGLY MAXSTORIES
June 9,2015,Pvz Wiki Forums
COMING SOON
Note from MaxStories:IM NOT FREAKING UGLY YOU STUPID TEXT WRITTER!!!
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