Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-27053902-20171126033950/@comment-30937051-20171209162032

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TheGollddMAN wrote:
Rororoxor wrote:
Mr. Boss-inator wrote:
Shambles and gambles wrote:
Mr. Boss-inator wrote:
Christosath wrote:
Holly Barrier will be oficially released in December 5th. https://www.ea.com/games/plants-vs-zombies/plants-vs-zombies-2/news/have-a-very-yeti-feastivus
This thing got translated into Russian for me and gosh, that's some horrible translation D:

Holly Barrier turned into Berry Barrier... Not so bad.

Sap-Fling is Sticky... Eh...

Missile Toe is Jet Mistletoe... Wha?

Missle Toe is Jet Mistletoe. Probably because Russia is all about dem' nu- Comment removed for racism.
Russia is making same jokes with USA and Trump
We should be expecting some North Korea-themed plants in the future.
Kim Jong Yarn

Sun Cost: 150

Launches balls of yarns that drop on a tile and any zombie eating that yarn gets poisoned in a 1 X 2 area. Kim Jong Yarn itself can explode in a 3 X 3 area when a zombie approaches it and slows down zombies on the entire lawn.

Special: Launched projectiles act as barriers and can damage zombies with poison.

Special: Itself explodes and slows down zombies.

Kim Jong Yarn is a very prickly plant. "I don't know what others say about me" says Kim Jong Yarn, "but I am very nuclear". "I also have eaten my brother Kim Jong Malt as he humiliated me."Fear me", says Kim with a stern look on its face.

I have a better idea.A

King Jong Shroom

Sun Cost: 350

Poisons all zombies around it, whilst lobbing speech scripts which hypnotise all Asian-themed zombies. Explodes in a 1 X 2 radius and poisons all zombies around it when eaten.

Special: Lobs hypnotising scripts every once and a while.

Special: Explodes and poisons zombies when eaten.

Nobody really likes him outside of his own birthplace. Floral Trump especially distastes his own mind-controlling and advantage taking business, even if it's against their axis. But he doesn't care, he just wants to nuke everything that stands him down.

Type: Premium

Cost: A chance that Popcap will be nuked for such a joke. And a slightly smaller chance that you will be nuked for buying it.