User:CWJ-D

Nice to meet you. I am CWJ-D, your best Mainspace editor and worst grammar freak.

"And I am his evil clone"

Say hi to both of us. You can see me in the Plants vs. Zombies Heroes pages, while my evil clone loves to trashtalk (harmlessly) in the "Plants vs. Zombies Heroes Discussion" and "Card creation and pretty much any PvZH ideas" pages.

Anyway, short disclaimer: I haven't played any of the PvZ games, and all my Mainspace edits originate from observational learning, deductive reasoning, logic, and grammar rules. I just got captivated by watching a few LPs, and I simply like editing things. So now that you know the truth, do, or will you trust my edits?

Also, I do not moderate threads, block people, or resolve other users' issues. I only edit pages on this wiki, so if you have any of these problems, please ask another staff member.

If I were a hero in PvZH (Blog version):

Classes: Crazy, Crafty

Superpowers:

• Cheer Up - All Zombes in your hand get +1/+1.
• Electrobolt - Do 3 damage to a Plant.
• Hiring - Make a random Professional or Business Zombie that costs 2 or less.

Signature Superpower:

• Zany Zap - Do 4 damage on a lane with a random trait.

(Select 1 randomly out of Bullseye, Strikethrough, Deadly, Anti-Hero 2, Frenzy, Freeze, Splash Damage 1)

Signature Superpower description

"Watch me get Strikethrough on an empty lane. Or maybe Bullseye on a lane with Plants. It'll be so much fun."

Hero description

He refuses to be pigeonholed. Wait...haven't we seen this a few times before?

If I were a hero in PvZH (Fanatic Fandom version):

Classes: Crazy, Brainy

Superpowers:

• Pun-chline - Do 2 damage to a Plant. Zombies there get +2 Strength.
• Telepathy - Draw two cards.
• Wild Card - A Zombie gets two random traits. Draw a card.

Signature Superpower:

• Fanatic Fantasies: Conjure a Fanatic Fandom card, and it gets Bullseye, Strikethrough, and Frenzy.

Signature Superpower description

It's literally a dream come true! For Eccentro, at least.

Hero description

As the crazy creator of the Fanatic Fandom, Eccentro decides to show himself in the most obvious and boring way possible.

How do I work? (Warning: Very important. Maybe.)

Don't trigger me. I can act like a grammar freak when triggered, which is indifferent from my normal behavior. Still, I hate being triggered.

What triggers me?

• Insults without any valid reason to either me, any of my Blog posts, or edits.
• Bad-quality edits.
• Extreme childishness.
• Pointless comments.
• Repeating things that are already in other sections. Please. The Origins section exists for a reason.
• Legendaries: Scumbot Dinotronic Mechasaur, Interdelusional Zombie, Bruh-ainana, and Veloci-Refuse Hunter.
• Super-Rares: Expireweed, Scrap Pea, Party Trash, Primal Scumflower, Loser Cattail, Loser Bean, Scumflower Seed, Scumbaga, Junk-er-Nut, Zombie's Best Trash, Disco-Not, Failectrician, Landscrapper, Garb Robber, Garbage Experiment, Sucky Tube Zombie, Wormhole Third-ratekeeper, and Dumpstache.
• Rares: Pea Patch, Shelf Mushroom, Lightning Reed, Wild Berry, Kangaroo Rider, and Vitamin Z. Yes, VITAMIN Z. However, I don't really HATE them. Scum Sage, Wackvine, and Scam/Shamboozle, on the other hand...*Flicks lighter*
• Uncommons: Na(h) Zombie, Meh-teor Z, Boo-flat, Scum Phone Zombie, Nah-ti Lunchbox, Poor-ate's Booty, Fakesplosion, C-Shroom, Va-no-lla, Fired Peashooter, Flunk-Shroom, Half-Bane-ana, Fizzle, Water Ball-lose, Bluesburied, and the worst: Typical Beanscum.

Anything else?

I am a rollback (#obviousfactisobvious), a content moderator (#fearme), and an It's-Terminator (a term I made up to describe a person who removes apostrophes put in wrong places).

I am also the first person to get Feast for Beasts VI to XIX.