User:IMCR8Z/"Still Day 7"

This is the lyrics to a PvZ parody of "Still Alive" from P0rtal. I do not own P0rtal, and this is just a parody for entertainment purposes and for showing my hatred for Big Wave Beach Day 7.

Lyrics

This was a failure.

I'm making a note here: EPIC FAIL!

It's hard to overstate my frustration.

PopCap Games.

They do what they must

because they can.

For the worst of all of us.

Except the ones who are finished with BWB.

But there's no sense crying over every Low Tide.

You just keep on trying 'till you run out of things to hide.

And the strategy gets bent.

And you get a neat plant.

For the people who are still Day 7.

I'm not even happy.

I'm being so upset right now.

Even though a Snorkel ate my brains.

And killed me.

And tore up my bacon.

And threw every strip into a fire.

As they burnt it hurt because I was so angry at me!

Now these columns of Lily Pads make a beautiful line.

And I'm out of kelps.

I'm losing on time.

So I'm MAD. I got burned.

Think of all the things I learned

For the people who are still Day 7.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think I prefer to stay in Far Future.

Maybe I'll find someone else to help me.

Maybe Snapdragon!

THAT WAS A JOKE!

HAHA. FAT CHANCE!

Anyway, that taco was great.

It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still ranting

when there's strategies to do.

When I look out there, it makes me MAD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.

There are tests to be done.

On the people who are Day 7.

And believe me I am still Day 7.

When Teen Titans Season 6 is out I'm still Day 7.

When Half-Life 3 is out I'm still Day 7.

When PopCap closes down I'm still Day 7.

And when this wiki's dead I'm still Day 7.

Still Day 7.

STILL DAY 7.