User blog:Bearjedi/EVERYTHING WRONG WITH GARDEN WARFARE

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EVERYTHING WRONG WITH

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1. You can officially jump without getting hurt.

2. How much guns does Zomboss have to make?

3. You can ride flying drones without their blades slicing you. Plus, overweight.

4. BUY OUR TOYS!

5. You officially go flying into the air when you die.

6. SCREW GRAVITY!

7. EA

8. PopCap

9. You can officially put down fire hydrants, but where does it get all that healing water? There's no sign of sewage or anything.

10. Stickers don't make stuff real.

11. I confirm both Zomboss and Dave are clueless doofuses.

12. Who fights for tacos?

13. Gnomes can't talk.

14. Throwing imps is child abuse, mister All-Star.

15. Why are Dragon Age helmets and weapons in a train station?

16. How is an electrical pole able to do that with no sign of nearby connection of other electrical poles?

17. WOAH, HOW DO YOU DROP THESE BOMBS? WHERE THE HECK DO YOU STORE THESE?

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