User blog:Bearjedi/The Zomburger Restaurant

Welcome to Zomburger! How may I help you?

Information

We only use the highest quality brains in our patties and bacon, and no plants are used in our toppings. We really hate eating plants, unless it's absolutely necessary.

OUR GOAT EMPLOYEES WASH THEIR HOOVES SO IF YOU THINK IT'S NASTY THAT A ZOMBIE GOAT IS MAKING YOUR BURGER, IT'S REALLY NOT.

Menu

Holy fucking fuck, Chomper Pizza's crap

Food

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  Plain Brain Burger

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  Cheese Brain Burger

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  Cheese Brain Bacon Burger

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  Double Brain Burger

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  TheO Brain Burger

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  Lettuce Brain Burger (The lettuce is actually rat piss mixed with slime)

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  Brain Sub

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  Brain Subzero

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  Brain Fries

Sauces

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  Diarrhea Sauce

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  Sewer Sauce

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  Brain Sauce

Drinks

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  Brain Pop

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  Zombie Juice

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  Creamy Cheddar

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  Vegan Poison

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  Boneless Pizza

Order in the comments below! Everything is free because we're zombies! We don't know how currency works so...