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Hey, Neighbors! Guess what? Another TF2 parody!

Meet the Ladder Zombie

  • Start here!

    Start here!

  • Ladder Zombie: *plays guitar* "Hey look, buddy, I'm a Ladder Zombie. That means I solve problems.*a Cattail spike bounces off a truck that the Ladder Zombie is next to, he ignores it* Not problems like 'When will the Gargantuar get a girlfriend.' *two stars bounce off the truck, he glances the holes they made* I solve practical problems." *a Tall-Nut approaches him. he places a ladder on it* *drinks some Brain Ooze.*

    Ladder Zombie: *plays guitar* "Hey look, buddy, I'm a Ladder Zombie. That means I solve problems.*a Cattail spike bounces off a truck that the Ladder Zombie is next to, he ignores it* Not problems like 'When will the Gargantuar get a girlfriend.' *two stars bounce off the truck, he glances the holes they made* I solve practical problems." *a Tall-Nut approaches him. he places a ladder on it* *drinks some Brain Ooze.*

  • Ladder Zombie: *puts down Brain Ooze and continues to play his guitar* "For instance, how am I gonna stop some mean Tall-nut from getting my friends their lunch? The answer... *places ladder on a nearby Pumpkin* *another Zombie climbs the ladder and eats a Scaredy-Shroom*...is a ladder. And if that don't work,... *Magnet-Shroom steals the ladder*...use more ladders. *places a ladder on the Pumpkin again*

    Ladder Zombie: *puts down Brain Ooze and continues to play his guitar* "For instance, how am I gonna stop some mean Tall-nut from getting my friends their lunch? The answer... *places ladder on a nearby Pumpkin* *another Zombie climbs the ladder and eats a Scaredy-Shroom*...is a ladder. And if that don't work,... *Magnet-Shroom steals the ladder*...use more ladders. *places a ladder on the Pumpkin again*

  • Pole Vaulting Zombie: *climbs ladder* *jumps over Sunflower* *hits Potato Mine*

    Pole Vaulting Zombie: *climbs ladder* *jumps over Sunflower* *hits Potato Mine*

  • Pole Vaulting Zombie: "MY ARM!!!" *his severed arm flies towards the Ladder Zombie*

    Pole Vaulting Zombie: "MY ARM!!!" *his severed arm flies towards the Ladder Zombie*

  • Ladder Zombie: "Oops.*laughs* Like this Heavy caliber duel-pod mounted, little number placed by me..."

    Ladder Zombie: "Oops.*laughs* Like this Heavy caliber duel-pod mounted, little number placed by me..."

  • Ladder Zombie: "...picked up for $8.99...*another Zombie climbs up the ladder as Ladder Zombie kicks Pole Vaulting Zombie's arm*...and you'd best hope, NOT on you.

    Ladder Zombie: "...picked up for $8.99...*another Zombie climbs up the ladder as Ladder Zombie kicks Pole Vaulting Zombie's arm*...and you'd best hope, NOT on you.

  • *Ladder Zombie continues to play on his guitar as Zombies climb up his ladders*
    • Ladder Zombie continues to play on his guitar as Zombies climb up his ladders*






DISCLAIMER: TF2 IS OWNED BY VALVE, PVZ IS OWNED BY POPCAP. THIS IS A PARODY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, MVZMW!)!!!

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