User blog:Lily8763cp/Everything wrong with Lost City Part 1
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So...lost city part 1 soft release is out...you know what that means!
Everything wrong with
Spoilers!
(But not really)
Rules of sins
- Suggestions MUST go with the world and/or Lava Guava.
- You can give suggestions for the bonus round as well!
- Bonus: Link to ZombieNinja723's version (which is most likely better) - here.
Sins
- A.K.E.E sounds like a military code because...reasons.
- Also its face.
- Red Stinger doesn't attack with stingers.
- Endurian looks like a fusion between the PvZ All Stars Durian and the PvZO Durian.
- Peter Red Stinger.
- Gold Tiles don't really look golden.
- Also Dev Diary called them Sun Tiles even though it's not their official name.
- 6 Gargantuars in the Gargantuar battle.
- The fact that everyone knew about Lost City for TWO MONTHS!
- Lava Guava kills Lily Pads. (RIP LILY PAD, CHOMPER DESERVED TO DIE INSTEAD)
- Also barely compressed rage.
- Also Popcap it's some zombie, not some zombie's.
- Lava Guava's face while erupting.
- Lava Puddles do more damage that spikeweed but cost 25 less sun.
- Lava Guava's plant food and defies logic like (see picture labeled 1 and 2) so.
- "Lava will burn the railcart" because it TOTALLY will not set the grass on your lawn on fire when you plant it. (Reapeageddon)
- Lava Guava can be planted up even after erupting...what?
- No Last Stand levels.
- Red Stinger stretches.
- (See picture labeled 3) *insert Imma firin mah lazor joke here*
- A.K.E.E is a pretty much a better Bowling Bulb.
- Autonomous Katapulting Ejectomatic Emitter.
- Also, that's not how you spell catapulting, joke or not that's stupid!
- Short-tempered Durian.
- Endurian's costume is a football uniform...BECAUSE THAT'S RELEVANT TO A LOST CITY!!!
- (See picture labeled 4) This frame.
- The way Endurian attacks in the trailer is different from how it attacks in-game.
- The Gargantuar battle has the demonstration music instead of the ultimate battle music.
- The Save our Seeds level has the ultimate battle music instead of the demonstration music.
- One again, no new brain buster. ;( (Tecku)
- Magnet-shroom can't take shovels away. (TCLP)
- Shovels apparently can't be destoryed. (TCLP)
- Parasols apparently can't be destoryed. (TCLP)
- Lava Guava doesn't melt frostbite cave's ice OR the pirate seas plank. (TCLP)
- Porter Gargantuar's torch is lit in the trailer but not in the actual game. (TCLP)
- Also Porter Gargantuar has wasted potential because he had a torch.
- Freezing Porter Gargantuar apparently gives you the No Smoking achievement even though it's torch is unlit. (TCLP)
- Dragonflies aren't that big.
- Also a Dragonfly can somehow hold an adult zombie. (TCLP)
- Endurian costs 50 less sun than it should.
- A.K.E.E is spelt as A.K.E.E. on multiple occasions.
- Red Stinger costs 175 less sun than Melon-pult but does more damage.
- Red Stingers are almost pathetically weak in the 7th-9th columns.
- For Lost Pilot Zombie's entry it's "Nobody WILL notice" not "Nobody would notice".
- And yet another wasted potential zombie.
- Lost Pilot Zombie has branches on it's parachute even when it's on the seed selection screen.
- Lost Pilot Zombie and Parasol Zombie have the same HP but are labeled as different toughnesses.
- Excavator Zombie clearly heard "Stop! Hammer Time".
- Excavator Zombie is a Jester combined with Fisherman Zombie, expect he doesn't deflect the projectiles.
- Once again, something a zombie does to a Guacodile DOESN'T activate it's rush attack.
- HOW does Lost Pilot Zombie get in the trees? He's not in the trees during the seed selection, at least Swashbuckler Zombie makes sense because he uses a rope!
- The Porter Thwarter achievement is just a reskin of the Yarr, Matey, Giddyup and King Nut achievements.
- Unwelcome Mat tells noobs to the game that Red Stingers are s**t everywhere BUT the 1st-3rd columns.
- Shovel Off, even harder than the Fly Fishing Fail achievement.
- Also when Excavator shovels a plant in the 7th-9th columns, it goes to the 9th column.
- Excavator Zombie can shovel up Potato Mines.
- Excavator Zombie can shovel up Spikeweeds.
- Excavator Zombie can shovel up Spikerocks.
- Excavator Zombie can shovel up Hurrikale.
- Excavator Zombie can instantly destroy Infi-nut's force field.
- Lost Pilot Zombie doesn't use a plane (WinterMagnet)
- Also what's the point of adding "Lost" to it's name? Because it's in Lost City? With that logic, call Parasol Zombie "Lost Parasol Zombie" etc...
- Sun, sun everywhere!
- Day 13 has not enough plants.
- Day 14 has Parasol Zombie so you have to use your plant food to refresh Lava Guava's recharge.
- Day 15 has the EXACT same positions of the Endangered plants as Frostbite Caves Day 15.
- Too many special delivery levels!!!
- A.K.E.Es are poisonous. (ThePeashooter100)
- They are also illegal. (ThePeashooter100)
- Red Stingers can somehow shoot lasers. (ThePeashooter100)
- Until we get Part 2, we still don't know when the *censor* this place is.
- The parasol Parasol Zombie has seems to have some sort of bones.
- The amount of comments that have people saying Endurian attacking makes them think dirty thoughts.
- Crazy Dave and Penny's conversation after getting the Day 15 note has them WALKING in unlike all the other times.