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Sorry guys about the late request meet. Here it is at last, the rap about Set 1 zombies!

Here we go!


Skunk Punk dunks in his own funk!

Pied Piper's mice makes plants feel stunk.

Zookeeper herds pets snakily.

Dolphin Rider's dolphin is also a zombie.

Locust Swarm, one-shots any plant.

Dog Walker's dog tracks creeps and pants.

Nibble, nibble, nibble, till your hero gets healed.

Snorkel Zombie when underwater keeps his eyes peeled.

Yeti Lunchbox may be a small little snack.

Haunting Zombie's ghost will be back.

Loudmouth turns up the volume too high,

B-flat squishes random plants. Goodbye!

Squirrel Herder shreds up the nuts and berries!

Vimpire sucks chlorophyll with powers carried.

Vitamin Z gives horrible side effects.

Kangaroo Rider when hurt bounces back.

Smashing Gargantuar gives the big guys Frenzy.

When pets are played, give strength to Cat Lady.

Zombie Yeti, the mysterious lunchbox beast.

Deep Sea Gargantuar's one aquatic beast!

Maniacal Laugh, Dr Zomboss approves.

Nurse Gargantuar heals with each striking move.

Octo Zombie keeps coming back.

Zombot 1000 makes one bad plant wreck!


Cardboard Robot Zombie is not a real robot,

Paparazzi Zombie grows with each camera shot.

Lurch for Lunch kicks in an extra attack.

Fun-Dead Raiser draws more cards from your deck.

Drum Major was once Drum Minor,

Chimney Sweep sweeps chimneys with a dust wiper.

Beam Me Up to get a Space Cadet,

Cell Phone Zombie takes calls with the Internet.

Pool Shark, not actually a shark.

Zombot Drone Engineer makes a drone mark.

Want 100% organic brains? Call Brain Vendor.

When Mountain Climber climbs mountains, she never surrenders.

Gentleman Zombie keeps his zombified manners.

Kite Flyer raises his kite without the help of a ladder.

Gadget Scientist wants an original hairstyle.

Hail-a-Copter to ride in style!

Wizard Gargantuar buffs baddies with his hocus pocus.

Electrician makes zombies attack again with focus.

Rocket Science is real, real PAIN.

With each first trick, Mad Chemist conjures more tricks to gain.

Portal Technician is the portal's early adopter.

Teleport is technically faster than Hail-a-Copter.

Shieldcrusher Viking drains the meter with his mace.

While Trickster does his first 6 damage with pace!


Backup Dancer, with the groove and a moustache.

Bungee Plumber dives in 2 damage with a SPLASH!

Cuckoo Zombie attacks with a clock,

Disco Zombie dances till plants get a shock!

Flamenco Zombie throws his hat with no mercy,

Tennis Champ shows strength when played immediately.

Unlife of the Party hates the Wall-Flower,

Conga Zombie does 1 damage with power!

Newspaper Zombie hates his newspapers getting crushed.

Cakesplosion makes a 4-damage sugar rush!

Orchestra Conductor loves waving his stick.

Foot Soldier Zombie on heights makes a bomb flick!

Exploding Imp blows himself up and plants too!

Jester makes one hurting him feel like a fool.

Zombot's Wrath gets stronger in a full field.

The Chickening makes one feathery chicken field.

Imp-Throwing Gargantuar's essentially a pirate.

Aerobics Instructor leads a dance-off riot.

Abracadaver keeps forgetting to say, "Please..."

Fireworks Zombie clears mushrooms with ease!

Disco-Tron 3000, now with Gravestone.

Barrel of Deadbeards is like an exploding gravestone.

Valkyrie gains profits from losses,

Gargantuar's Feast equals to plant losses.


Baseball Zombie pitches in a score.

Rolling Stone crushes weaklings to the core.

Conehead likes to party yo with a cone.

Team Mascot cheers for the zombies zone.

Medic, the only zombie known to heal his comrades.

Arm Wrestler's stronger than any kind of sneaky rat.

Camel Crossing clears the path for zombie health to grow.

Flag Zombie can reduce a zombie's cost to zero.

Terrify a plant to a point it moves.

Trash Can Zombie, in his trash can, he grooves.

Buckethead is the direct upgrade to Conehead.

Ra Zombie steals sun from the plant hero ahead.

Sumo Wrestler is round, which is also a shape.

Zombie Coach's morale changes the sporty landscape.

Monster Mash to give two twos to everybody.

Knight of the Living Dead, an armored somebody.

Rodeo Gargantuar is new to the sport rodeo.

Landscaper reduces strength maybe to zero.

Weed Spray finishes off the weaklings ever so quickly,

All-Star Zombie gives his 110% with glee.

Coffee Zombie really strengthens the zombie adrenaline.

Zombie King's on a throne because he may have a broken spine.

Undying Pharoah puts plants to de-Nile.

Wannabe Hero has a huge comic book pile.


Imp, the annoying little pest to be.

When it's plant-free, Mini Ninja attacks with glee.

Smoke Bomb a zombie to move it and give it some strength.

Fishy Imp throws the "best" pool parties at length.

Smelly Zombie is toxic and deadly, P U!

Headstone Carver has epitaphs to publish to you.

Zombie Chicken avoids plants for a better striking angle,

Hot Dog Imp likes a good ol' sausage wrangle.

Swashbuckler Zombies swashes and buckles.

Backyard Bounce a plant to stop his clenching knuckles.

Stealthy Imp can appear here or there.

Firefighter leaves no water or brains to spare.

Imp Commander draws cards with each Imp strike.

Barrel Roller Zombie's barrel is deadlier than spikes.

Surprise Gargantuar's here to ruin the party.

Walrus Rider's tactic on water can be smarty.

Zombot Stomp, do not make him put his foot down!

Toxic Waste Imp lays his waste all over town.

Line Dancing Zombie moves from lane to lane.

Pogo Bouncer bounces plants away with pain.

Tomb Raiser Zombie is good at making friends.

Mixed-Up Gravedigger hides back many fiends.

Zombot Sharktronic Sub is sneaky and mechanic.

Zombot Plank Walker is a pirate-making fanatic! 


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