User blog:SerenityStars364/It's Not Like I Like You! (Plants vs. Zombies version)
It's Not Like I Like You
(Instrumental)
Bombard-mint: *sings a song for Ail-mint* A-á-a, a-á-a,
pa-zim-da-zum-da pam-pa-du-pam
Enforce-mint and Bombard-mint: A-á-a, a-á-a
Bombard-mint: nááá
Enforce-mint: *happy* Hey, that's pretty good!
Bombard-mint: Wha-! No one asked you!
Enforce-mint: I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you.
But, baby, I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you. Oh,no!
Cause you always hitting,
Bombard-mint: Hiya!
Enforce-mint: and kicking,
Bombard-mint: Hup!
Enforce-mint: and putting me down. *Bombard-mint giggles*
I hope you don't mean what you say.
Enforce-mint and Bombard-mint: But I keep seeing you sticking around.
Like you can't get enough. So I stay
and I wonder,
how my hand would feel intertwined with yours.
Enforce-mint: As of now though,
Bombard-mint: What are you doing?!
Enforce-mint: nothing but closed doors.
My girl's a dere, a tsun, tsun dere.
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face.
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase.
Bombard-mint: Hey! That was a direct attack!
Enforce-mint: Oh, no, the wild cat found my hiding place.
Bombard-mint: Stupid octopus! Take it back!
Enforce-mint: Hee, so, ah... Ah, how am I an octopus?
Bombard-mint: How am I a cat?!
Enforce-mint: Well, uh, cats are cute.
Bombard-mint: *blushing* Go away!
Enforce-mint: Can we get along? You're so headstrong.
Bombard-mint: Ummpf... There's no way! Go away! Now so long!
Enforce-mint: Just talk to me and you will see.
Bombard-mint: That's not fair! Using flair! You, dummy!
I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend... On NOT you!!
Cause, baby, I'm afraid you'll say, that it's not okay with you.
Oh-oh, cause you're always laughing and joking.
You look like a clown, *Enforce-mint laughs*
but I hope you mean what you say.
And I wonder what you would think, if I let my pride down.
Let it sink.
Could we hold hands, kiss? Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Enforce-mint: We could!
Bombard-mint: *blushing* Ah! I'm not talking about you! You're not my prince in this.
I'm not a dere. A tsun, tsun dere.
I have a jello heart. I'm not that mean.
I'm not blushing! I was just rushing, and forgot the sunscreen!
Enforce-mint: Ahahaha! You're smile is really cute though.
Bombard-mint: *shy* You'll never see it from my underneath my pigtails.
Enforce-mint: *sigh* Alright. I just wanted to let you know.
Ail-mint: *shy* Uh-um... H-Hey...
Enforce-mint: Yeah? Are you okay?
Ail-mint: *she somehow covers her face* Eh, y-yeah... um... well... Ehee.
*Bombard-mint starts talking to Ail-mint*
Bombard-mint: Hey, hey, are you free free today?
Enforce-mint: Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?
Bombard-mint: Ah! It's not like I like you! Okay...?
Enforce-mint: Alright, cool, where do you want to go? We could rent a boat and sail,
find a bunny, and feed it some juicy kale.
Ail-mint: No, that's sounds really stupid.
Enforce-mint: Okay, well, how about a...
Classy dinner by candlelight?
Or scary stories till midnight?
So then I could hold you tight.
Enlighten-mint: And get cheeto crumbs on me?! No way!
Enforce-mint: Ba da ba da ba!
Bombard-mint: O-kay, I think you're a little dense.
I really do not like all of this talk you have in the present tense.
Ba ba da ba da!
So listen here, buddy.
It's all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head.
No!
So just say goodbye.
Enforce-mint: Eh- whatever.
Bombard-mint: Ba ba da ba da!
(Instrummenal)
Bombard-mint: I'm not a dere. ( A tsun, tsun dere.)
Enforce-mint: My girl's a dere. ( A tsun, tsun dere.)
Bombard-mint: Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!
Enforce-mint: Uh! I digress! So let's just go to the park... I guess?
Bombard-mint: You wouldn't even know what to bring!
Enforce-mint: *curious* Oh, come on, will you please just say yes?
Bombard-mint: Eh, geez! Fine, baka tako!
It' s not like I'll enjoy it or anything! *she goes near to Ail-mint and kiss her*
Hee-hehe.
Trivia of this song
- I don't ship either
x
or x
, that's because i ship x because they're lesbians