User blog:Snapdragon717/Zombies if they were in Heroes

Totally not ripping off another blog...

Okay so at the moment, I will not be doing stats, nor sun costs. Additionally, types will not be given. I will sort those out later.

Ancient Egypt Zombies

Explorer Zombie (Sneaky)

Sneaky: , Gravestone. 5/4, 5 . Mustache History Teammate

"He's been exploring before it was relevant."

Mummy Gargantuar (Hearty)

Hearty. When defeated: Spawn an here. 5/5, 11 . History Gargantuar Teammate

"Don't tell his mommy about his mummy transformation."

Pirate Seas Zombies

Seagull Zombie (Beastly)

Beastly: Amphibious. Bulls-eye. 1/4, 2 . Pet Pirate Teammate

"They're ARRight buddies."

Imp Cannon (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Every other turn: Spawn a with Amphibious in a random lane. After 3 turns, spawn s everywhere with and destroy self. 0/5, 3 Imp Pirate Teammate.

"How many Swabbies can you fit in that thing anyway?"

Pirate Captain Zombie (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Gravestone; When revealed: Destroy a random plant; 2/3, 5 . Pet Pirate Teammate.

"ARGH!" "Squack! Polly says brains, squack!"

Wild West Zombies

Prospector Zombie (Crazy)

Crazy: Start of turn: Fly to opposing side. Only tricks, splash plants, and full board damaging plants like Sour Grapes will kill it. 2/1, 2 . History Teammate

"I reckon that der' brains be propr'tee of this ol' coot."

Poncho Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty; When damaged: Has a 50% of being 1. 3/3, 4 . History Teammate

"Poncho Zombie always has a grate time. Well, not always grate."

Pianist Zombie (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Trick: When used: Shuffles all zombies positions. 3 . History Trick

"One big hootenany will happen when this guy shows up, in B-flat style."

Chicken Wrangler Zombie (Beastly)

Beastly When damaged: Spawn a next door. 1/4, 3 . Pet History Teammate

"Who needs to herd sheep when you herd chickens?"

Zombie Bull (Beastly)

Beastly: Start of turn: Summon a Rodeo Imp in a random lane. 1/5, 4 . Pet History Teammate

"Zombie Bull takes no bull from anyone."

Rodeo Imp (Beastly)

Beastly: Token Teammate; . 3/3, 3 . History Imp Teammate.

"Rodeo Imp has trained his rodeo skills on Zombie Chickens. They're more threatening than real bulls, believe it or not."

Far Future Zombies

Jetpack Zombie (Brainy)

Brainy: In combat: Will avoid any damage every other combat sequence. 2/2, 4 . Science Teammate

"Still stuck with prototype 1.0 Zompack."

Shield Zombie (Brainy)

Brainy: Protect here and next door every other turn. 0/4, 6 . Science Teammate

'You get that side, I'll get this side! Oh wait, I got both.'

Robo-Cone (Brainy)

Brainy: 3. 3/7, 9 . Science Teammate

"Still developing the Robo-Bucket."

Mecha-Football Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty: 1; When used: Bounces the plant closest to the Plant Hero. 2/5, 5 . Science Sports Teammate.

"Despite this not being football, he always scores a touchdown in the match."

Bug Bot (Crazy)

Crazy: Gravestone. When revealed: Spawn another Bug Bot in a chosen lane. 1/3, 3 . Science Imp Teammate.

"The Bug Bot is haunted every night, wondering if a flyswatter happened to fly by."

Gargantuar Prime (Brainy)

Brainy: 2; After combat here, this does bonus attack. When used: Defeat a random plant. 8/6, 10 . Science Gargantuar Teammate.

"ERROR 404_[INSERT_DESCRIPTION_HERE]..PRIME:ON"

Dark Ages Zombies

Imp Monk (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Gravestone: When revealed: All zombies turn into an Imp Tribe Teammate. 3/2, 4 . History Imp Teammate.

'How do I do it? Well it's a mixture of sorcery, magic, and a hint of brains!'

Wizard (Crazy)

Crazy: Gravestone: When revealed: Turns a random plant into a 0/1 sheep. 2/4, 4 . Mustache History Teammate.

"Not too BAAAd of a magic trick."

Executioner Gargantuar (Hearty)

Hearty: Has a chance (25%) to do double the damage. 3/4, 5 . History Gargantuar Teammate.

"The Gargotine was his favorite device during the Zombie Inquisition in Brainish."

Big Wave Beach Zombies

Surfer (Beastly)

Beastly: Amphibious; 1. 2/3, 4 . Vacation Teammate.

"It has a special relationship with its surfboard. They can't hang 10 without each other."

Fisherman (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Amphibious; Bounces plants instead of attacking them. When this bounces a plant, draw a card. 0/4, 4 . Vacation Professional Teammate

"Fisherman was always known for his poor fishing skills. They call him the, 'Hook, Line, and Stinker.'"

Frostbite Caves Zombies

Hunter Zombie (Beastly)

Beastly: Gravestone: First attack: Do 3 bonus attacks. When this hurts a plant, that plant. 1/4, 4 . History Teammate.

"Unga bunga. Ugg, runga bunga! [Primal accent translation: 'Brainz! Brainz!']"

Dodo Rider (Sneaky)

Sneaky: After attacking, this moves to another random lane. 3/3, 3 . History Imp Teammate

"Dodo Rider and Walrus Rider have their differences, but are close friends when you get to know them."

Blockhead (Hearty)

Hearty: Gravestone. 2, fire plants instantly get rid of armor. 3/4, 6 . History Teammate.

"Lucy keeps calling him Blockhead when he's really got the cold shoulder... and a blockhead."

Yeti Imp (Beastly)

Beastly: Immune to . 1/2, 2 . History Imp Teammate

"Yeti Imp has some loose ends with Sasquatch Imp."

Troglobite (Sneaky)

Sneaky: When defeated: spawns a Yeti Imp in a random lane. 2/4, 3 . History Teammate

"Troglobite was always told to chill out. So, he got himself an ice block."

Weasel Hoarder (Beastly)

Beastly: When defeated: Releases Ice Weasels here and next door. 1/5, 4 . Pet History Teammate.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the prehistoric Cat Lady!"

Ice Weasel (Beastly)

Beastly: Token Teammate; Immune to , . 2/2, 2 . Pet Teammate

"Ice Weasels are confirmed not evolve to Zombie Chickens. Zombie Evolution is still a mystery..." 

Sloth Gargantuar (Beastly)

Beastly: When defeated: Spawn a Yeti Imp with in a random lane. Immune to . 5/6, 6 . History Gargantuar Teammate.

"Even with Zombil and Zomblenol, Sloth Gargantuar is stuck with the Yeti Imps virus."

Lost City Zombies

Excavator (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Cannot be damaged by physical attacks. Bounces plants instead of attacking. 0/3, 3 . History Mustache Teammate.

"Stop... Shovel Time."

Parasol Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty: Gravestone: When revealed: Zombies here and next door get +1 / +2 . 2/2, 4 . History Teammate.

"The war between Parasols and Umbrellas is a feudal one..."

Lost Pilot Zombie (Crazy)

Crazy: Gravestone. When revealed, skips the current turn, and is immune to any status change at this point. 3/3, 3 . History Professional Teammate

"Lost Pilot jumped out of a plane because there were snakes on it."

Bug Zombie (Beastly)

Beastly: When defeated, spawn a Browncoat, Conehead, or Buckethead (in adventurer zombie style) here. 2/2, 4 . History Pet Teammate.

"The bug is actually allergic to zombies."

Imp Porter (Hearty)

Hearty: Trick: When used: Creates a tent that spawns either a Browncoat, Conehead, or Buckethead every other turn (in adventurer zombie style). 0/6, 5 . History Imp Trick.

"Imp Porter could not IMPerialize the IMPorting industry. It was sIMPly too IMPfuriating."

Swingin' Flingin' (Brainy)

Brainy: Trick: When used: Defeat a plant with 3 or more. Spawn a Relic Hunter here. 4 . History Trick.

"Zombies have a taste for jazz. It has so many swings. They also enjoy the playground."

Relic Hunter (Brainy)

Brainy: Token Teammate. 3/2, 2 . History Mustache Teammate.

"Relic Hunter mainly spends his day swinging from rope to rope, and eventually crashing into a tree."

Turquoise Skull Zombie (Sneaky)

Sneaky: ; ; When used: Steal half . 5/5, 7 . History Mustache Teammate

"Well it could be worse. Jade Skulls are more common than air."

Porter Gargantuar (Crazy)

Crazy: When used: Gains +2 / +2 . Ice plants will extinguish flame and this gets -2/-2. 4/4, 5 . History Gargantuar Teammate

"Porter Gargantuars are the latest fad in transportation. They can run, cross obstacles, and crush plants!"

Neon Mixtape Tour Zombies

Punk Zombie (Crazy)

Crazy: , . 4/6, 6 . Party Teammates.

"Don't try dancing like him. You'll break a leg."

Glitter Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty: Gravestone: When revealed: Choose a zombie to protect for that turn. 2/4, 4 . Party Teammate.

"The knockabouts of her glitter powers are still a mystery. Might be a girl thing."

MC Zom-B (Crazy)

Crazy: Reflects first damage dealt to the Plant Hero. Gravestone. 2/4, 5 . Party Professional Teammate.

"MC Zom-B just released his recent album: 'Brainz to Da' Macz.'"

Breakdancer (Crazy)

Crazy: Trick; When used: Bounces a zombie, draw a card with a cost of 6 or lower. 2 . Party Professional Trick.

"Breakdancer enjoys breakdancing, even if it means breaking a leg or two."

Arcade Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty: When damaged: Spawn an 8-Bit Zombie in a random lane. Can either be a Regular, Conehead, or Buckethead. 3/3, 5 . Party Science Teammate

"A quarter a day keeps the eye doctor to stay."

8-Bit Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty: Token Teammate; If another 8-Bit Zombie is on field, this gets +2 / +2 . Stats depend on whether it's regular, conehead, or buckethead, 2 . Retro Teammate

"When they byte 100 plants they get an extra life."

Boombox Zombie (Crazy)

Crazy: Gravestone. When revealed: Stuns 3 random plants. 3/3, 6 . Party Mustache Teammate.

"'Brainz Right Into Your Heart', is a classic, but let's admit it, it's getting old."

Impunk (Sneaky)

Sneaky: For each Imp on field, this gets +1 / +0 . 1/2, 4 . Party Imp Teammate

"With a hairdo like that, how could you not be the laughing stock of the Imps?"

Hair Metal Gargantuar (Crazy)

Crazy: Before combat: If there is a plant here, launch a shockwave that deals damage equal to its . 6/7, 7 . Party Gargantuar Teammate.

"Hair Metal Gargantuar knows as many songs as how outdated his hair is in decades."

Jurassic Marsh Zombies

Jurassic Zombie (Hearty)

Hearty: When used: This does a bonus attack. If there is another History Zombie on field, this does double damage on its bonus attack for each History Zombie on field. 1/3, 3 . History Teammate.

"The overgrown forehead is due to his brother clubbing him over and over."

Fossilhead (Hearty)

Hearty: 1. When a History Zombie is played, this gets +1 . 1/4, 4 . History Teammate.

"For a primitive lifeform who doesn't comprehend most things, he sure can draw cave drawings."

Jurassic Imp (Sneaky)

Sneaky: Gravestone. When revealed: Gains a random status change (, , etc.). 2/2, 3 . History Imp Teammate.

"The dastardly nipper of the old, old, old, old, old, old, OLD times."

Jurassic Bully (Brainy)

Brainy: Immune to bouncing. 2/6, 4 . History Teammate.

"Jurassic Bully may be stupid, but... erm...yeah we got nothing."

Jurassic Gargantuar (Hearty)

Hearty: Start of following turn: Double this Zombie's . 4/6, 8 . History Gargantuar Teammate.

"Jurassic Gargantuar has some signature specialties, such as grunting, teeth grinding, and terminating plants."

Modern Day Zombies

Balloon Zombie (Crazy)

Crazy: When defeated: Spawn an Inflated Balloon Zombie here. 2/1, 1 . Balloon Teammate.

"Those balloons ain't cheap you know."

Inflated Balloon Zombie (Crazy)

Crazy: Token Teammate; 2/2, 1 . Balloon Teammate.

"Remember when we said those balloons weren't cheap... well... they aren't sturdy either."

Super Fan Imp (Hearty)

Hearty: When this is hurt, do 3 damage here. When defeated, destroy this plant. 0/5, 5 . Sports Imp Teammate.

'Go team! Go team! Eat those brains! Eat those brains!'

Miscellaneous

Lantern Zombie

Hearty: Start of turn: Zombies here and next door get +1/+1. Lantern Zombie, 1/2, 3

"Lantern Zombie is an environmentalist who hates forest fires, so he uses artificial light."

Business Zombie

Hearty: When used: Draw a random Professional Zombie. When a Professional Zombie is played, it gets +1. Professional Zombie, 3/3, 5

"He makes sure every brain is accounted for. Well, at least the ones who pay their taxes."

Groomer

Brainy: When a Mustache Zombie is played, this does a bonus attack. 2/4, 4 . Professional Mustache Zombie.

"He was originally going to be a pet groomer, but Cat Lady's cats proved him otherwise."

Blew Zombie

Crazy: If the Plant Hero takes too long to make a move, this does a bonus attack. When defeated, destroy a plant here. Headband Zombie, 5/1, 3 .

"Blew Zombie's bomb really does blow people away."

Pole Vaulter

Hearty: Sports Zombie, 3/2, 2 .

"Pole Vaulter's really lost his touch these days. He can't even vault over a Peashooter!"

ChImp

Beastly: When a Pet Zombie is played, this can't be hurt this turn. Pet Imp, 4/1, 4 .

"He can only speak in ChIMPansese. You've probably never heard of that language though."

House Gargantuar

Beastly: All Gargantuars get +3 . 4/4, 5

"Despite what you'd think, he has terrible ideas on house design."

Bus Driver

Sneaky: Gravestone: When revealed: Move a Zombie, draw a card. 3/3, 4 .

"His bus crashed, and all he has left is his trusty wheel. They know how to party all right."