User blog:SuperGaming101/New PvZGW game leaked!
G'day, mates! SG101 here. And today in this video, guys, we're gonna find out how to leak a DANK MEM. Sorry, I meant we're going to look at leaked footage of what the internetz believes to be of EA'S newest game, about PvZ.
The game is called Plants vs. Zombies Heroes Warfare. It is similar to Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2, Plants vs. Zombies Heroes, and Heathstone: The battle to save the world from copyright strikes. It will be created for the Virtual Boy. A random player gets chosen to be a hero from PvZH every round, and they can attack with the power of spicy memes.
Yes, that's right, you heard it! Spicy, dank memes are here to help the fight against the zombies! Now, let's begin this review with the characters.
The Characters
Grass Knuckles
In Plants vs. Zombies Heroes, my favorite character is Grass Knuckles. He's basically the superhero version of Bonk Choy, one of the all time classic characters from Plants vs. Zombies 2. So, Grass Knuckles is super tough. His signuture power is called the 'Power Pummel'. It unleashes a flurry of punches on any zombies that are dumb enough to be standing in the line. While I'm building a team around Grass Knuckles, I like to surround him with defensive characters, first of all, cos he's gonna lay back, he's gonna wanna be able to take some hits, before he powers up his team, and then unleashes all the flurry on the zombies on the line. Grass Knuckles is a mean, green zombie punching machine, and he'll take down any zombie hero who gets in his way.
The Heroes
Yes, the heroes are back! Players can use their special abilities., for example Dorito Toss, which burns the enemy for MAXIMUM DAMAGE!
Chomptus
The son of Chomper and Cactus is back! He has the power to ship people, paralyzing the target Pokemon for 2-3 turns for a 20% chance.
Pineclone
Pineclone is a powerful plant, as she can-Hey, what's that stepping noise? I AM PINECLONE. I AM VERY HUMAN. LOOK AT MY HUMAN TYPING SKILLS. WE WILL CONTINUE ON THE VERY HUMAN REVIEW OF THE VERY HUMAN TRUSTED COMPANY, EA, WHICH WAS THE CREATORS OF US HUMANS.
TheLegend27
I know what you're thinking. "Who is TheLegend27"? Well, let me tell you. It is the first Game of War player ever. Born from fire. It can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. It once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape, WHAM!!! Just like that!
You don't know me,
but my name's Cy, I'm just the O'Hare, delivery guy. But it seems like trees might be worth a try, So I say, let it grow.
My name's Dan; And my name's Rose. Our son Wesley kinda glows, And that's not good so we suppose, We should let it grow.
Let it grow, let it grow, You can't reap what you don't sow! Plant the seed inside the earth, Just one way, to know it's worth. Celebrate the world's rebirth, We say let it grow.
My name's Marie, And I am three! And I would like to see a tree, La la la la la lala lee, I say let it grow.
I'm Grammy Norma - I'm old and I've got gray hair, But I remember when trees were everywhere, And no one had to pay for air! So I say, let it grow!
Let it grow, let it grow, Like it did so long ago. It is just one tiny seed, But it's all we really need, Time to change your life with deed, Time to let it grow.
My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you. I live here in Thneedville, too. The things you say just might be true. It could be time, to start anew. Maybe change my point of view! Nah!
I say let it die! Let it die, let it die, Let it shrivel up and - Come on, who's with me?
No body. You greedy dirtbag!
Let it grow, let it grow, Let the love inside you show! Plant the seed inside the earth, Just one way, to know it's worth! Celebrate the world's rebirth, We say let it grow!
Solar Flare
Solar Flare has been removed from the game, because she's evil she has gone on an vacation.
Customizations
Only one new customization has been added, and that's #TheDress. Is it black or blue, or white and gold? The answer is as clear as this blog.
Gamemodes
Boss Hunt is returning, and the only boss will feature Dry Bones, from the Super Mario games!
The Backyard's New Design
The Backyard is now submerged completely in water! This has lead to IGN rating it 8/10 'Too much water'
Maps
A new map has been added to the game. It is called 'lol' and features absolutely nothing. So, that's all we know about the game for now! The video can be found on Popcap's Youtube Channel here!
Happy April Fools!