User blog:TSRITW/If DHMIS Teachers were in Heroes

Yeah... I had to do this.

Heroes

Sketchbook

Classes: Brainy/Hearty

Description: Believe it or not, she HATES the color green, which is why she hates the Mega-Grow class.

Superpowers:

• Orange Companion
• Cost: 1
• Class: Hearty
• Tribe: Superpower Trick
• Ability: Destroy a plant with 5 or less. The Plant Hero gains a Peel Shield.
• Description: "I see a silly face walking along smiling at me!"

• Have a Good Time
• Cost: 1
• Class: Hearty
• Tribe: History Superpower Trick
• Ability: Conjure a History card. All Zombies in your hand cost 1 less.
• Description: "Using your mind to have a good time!"

• Green Destroyer
• Cost: 1
• Class: Brainy
• Tribe: Superpower Trick
• Ability: Destroy a Plant with 4 or more. For the rest of the game, all Mega-Grow cards cost 1 more.
• Description: "Green is not a creative color!"

Signature:

• Black Paint
• Cost: 1
• Class: Brainy/Hearty
• Tribe: Party Professional Superpower Trick
• Ability: A Plant gets -2. Shuffle two Black Paints in your deck. Draw a card.
• Description: "Woah there friend, you might need to slow down!"

Tony

Classes: Smarty/Kabloom

Description: "Time is a tool you put on the wall or wear on your wrist!"

Superpowers:

• Time Flies
• Cost: 1
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Clock Superpower Trick
• Ability: Transform a Plant into another Plant that costs 2 more. Draw a card.
• Description: "Time flies when you're having fun!"

• Appearances Change
• Cost: 1
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Clock Superpower Trick
• Ability: Transform a Zombie into a random Zombie that costs 2 less. Draw a card.
• Description: "Now time makes your appearance change!"

• RNG Computer
• Cost: 1
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Superpower Trick
• Ability: Bounce a Zombie. Then, Bounce a random Plant.
• Description: "Everything's cool, it's the future!

Signature:

• Make Some Noise
• Cost: 1
• Class: Kabloom/Smarty
• Tribe: Clock Superpower Trick
• Ability: Do 3 damage to all Plants and Zombies. Both players draw two cards.
• Description: "REH REH REH REH REH REH REH REH REH REH!"

Shrignold

Classes: Crazy/Sneaky

Description: "Together we can understand about love!"

Superpowers:

• Rabbit Boy
• Cost: 1
• Class: Crazy
• Tribe: Pet Superpower Zombie
• Stats: 2/3
• Ability: When played: Do 2 damage to a Plant and 1 damage to all other Plants.
• Description: Why doesn't he bounce like Frog Boy? That, my, friend, is PvZH logic. And balancing.

• Frog Boy
• Cost: 1
• Class: Sneaky
• Tribe: Pet Frog Superpower Zombie
• Stats: 3/2
• Ability: When anything is bounced, This gets +1/+1. Pet Evolution: Bounce a Plant.
• Description: The card that can counter bean decks.

• The Story of Michael
• Cost: 1
• Class: Crazy
• Tribe: History Superpower Trick
• Ability: Do 4 damage. The Plant Hero Conjures a card that costs 2 or less.
• Description: This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town.

Signature:

• Summon Malcolm
• Cost: 1
• Class: Crazy/Sneaky
• Tribe: Pet Superpower Trick
• Ability: Make a Malcolm.
• Description: "We must feed him gravel!"

Colin

Classes: Brainy/Crazy

Description: "I'm a computer!"

Superpowers:

• Countin' to 50
• Cost: 1
• Class: Brainy
• Tribe: Science Superpower Trick
• Ability: All Zombies that has 3 or less do a Bonus Attack.
• Description: "...in a blink of an eye"

• Digital Style
• Cost: 1
• Class: Brainy
• Tribe: Superpower Trick
• Ability: Conjure two Tricks, and they cost 1 less.
• Description: "Digital Style!"

• Digital Dancing
• Cost: 1
• Class: Crazy
• Tribe: Dancing Superpower Trick
• Ability: Conjure two Dancing cards, and they get Overshoot 1.
• Description: "Hey, this is fun!"

Signature:

• Don't Touch Me
• Cost: 1
• Class: Brainy/Crazy
• Tribe: Science Superpower Trick
• Ability: For the rest of the game, when the Plant player draws a card, do 2 damage to a random Plant.
• Description: "DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The Healthy Band

Classes: Mega-Grow/Smarty

Description: "Do it healthy!"

Superpowers:

• Bread Boy
• Cost: 1
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Superpower Plant
• Stats: 2/1
• Ability: When played: A Plant gets +1/+1.
• Description: "Steak... eggs..."

• Spinach Can
• Cost: 1
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Leafy Superpower Plant
• Stats: 3/2
• Ability: When destroyed: Make a random Leafy Plant here.
• Description: "Are you hungry?"

• Fridge
• Cost: 1
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Superpower Plant
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: Freezing.
• Description: "Everything tastes great!"

Signature:

• Teeth all Gray
• Cost: 1
• Class: Mega-Grow/Smarty
• Tribe: Leafy Superpower Trick
• Ability: Transform a Zombie into a random Zombie that costs 3 or less. All Plants that cost 3 or less get +1/+1.
• Description: "You'll end up with your teeth all gray!"

Lamp

Classes: Beastly/Crazy

Description: "Ooh, somebody's sleepy!"

Superpowers:

• Riding a Horse
• Cost: 1
• Class: Crazy
• Tribe: Pet Superpower Trick
• Ability: Do 2 damage to all Plants and Zombies.
• Description: "You could have a dream about riding a horse!"

• Drowning in Oil
• Cost: 1
• Class: Beastly
• Tribe: Superpower Trick
• Ability: A Plant gets -2/-2.
• Description: "You could have a dream about drowning in oil!"

• Burning Your Friends
• Cost: 1
• Class: Crazy
• Tribe: Superpower Trick
• Ability: Destroy a Zombie. Then, do 3 damage to all Plants and the Plant Hero.
• Description: "You could have a dream about burning your friends!"

Signature:

• Bad Dream
• Cost: 1
• Class: Beastly/Crazy
• Tribe: Monster Superpower Trick
• Ability: Transform all Plants into random Plants that cost 3 or less.
• Description: "Looks like somebody's having a bad dream!

Cards

Malcolm

• Cost: 3
• Class: Crazy/Sneaky
• Tribe: Monster Zombie
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 1/4
• Ability: When this hurts the Plant Hero, Conjure a Gravestone, and shuffle three Gravel cards in the Plant Hero's deck.
• Description: He's the king of love.

Gravel

• Cost: 1
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Trick
• Rarity: Token
• Ability: Destroy a Plant. Then, another Plant gets +2/+2.
• Description: We must feed Malcolm this.

Universe Guy

• Cost: 3
• Class: Brainy
• Tribe: Cosmic Science Zombie
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 4/4
• Ability: When a Plant is played, move it to this lane. When a Plant enters this lane, this gets +1/+1. Start of turn: Both players Conjure a Cosmic card.
• Description: People keep telling him that planets don't live inside the moon, but he refuses to listen.

Football

• Cost: 4
• Class: Hearty
• Tribe: Sports Zombie
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 2/4
• Ability: When a Sports Zombie is played, that Zombie gets +1/+1. Start of turn: Conjure a Sports card.
• Description: "SPORTS! BALL! LET'S PLAY SPORTS! CRICKET BALL! RED CARD!"

Magnet

• Cost: 7
• Class: Hearty
• Tribe: Science Zombie
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 3/5
• Ability: Armored 2, Surpass, Untrickable. All Plants and other Zombies cannot have Armored, Untrickable, Unfighterable, Untangible, or Strealth.
• Description: Zombie have realised that they can be overpowered by using a simple object.

Sammy the Spade

• Cost: 4
• Class: Sneaky
• Tribe: Professional Zombie
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 3/4
• Ability: End of turn: All Sneaky Zombies hide in Gravestones.
• Description: "Let's dig a hole to the bottom of the sea!"

Saxophone

• Cost: 4
• Class: Crazy
• Tribe: Dancing Zombie
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 4/2
• Ability: Gravestone. When revealed: Do 2 damage.
• Description: "BAH BEE DOO BAH! I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BUY A CANOE!"