User blog:The Zombies/Bad Plantz
We trid 2 creat a page statin wat we dont like about plantz. It didnt wurk. We tri agan heer. The Zombies 13:34, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
Peashootr: Peas taste bad. We eat dem anyway 2 git 2 ur houze.
Sunflowr: We do or best wurk at nite. Sunflowrs r 2 brite 4 us. We want sunglasis.
Cheri Bom: Sweet taste, but gives us "indejestun." We scared of "powie" they creat.
Wal-nut: Tastes good, but 2 crunshi 4 us.
Potato Mine: This big bang hertz us. We glad it doznt take out 2 many ov us.
Sno Pea: Makes us moov 2 slo. We cant git to houze if we go slo. Gives us "brain freez," 2.
Chompr: Plantz shuldnt eat us.We supost to eat. Thats or job. Not the plantz job.
Repeatr: Shoots peas 2 hard. We not supost 2 git brusis.
Puf-shrom: Spors taste bad. Tastes like asid and it burns or tung. We dont eat brainz until that taste iz gon.
Sun-shrom: Just as bad as Sunflowr, but we glad it wurks at nite. A litl rubry 2 chew on.
Fume-shrom: Fumes brn or eyes and makes it hard 2 see. Cunfusis us becuz or eyes r not supost 2 brn.
Grav Bustr: Dem ruin or gravs. We wurkd hard on dem. Took us sevril days 2 put togedr.
Hipno-shrom: We not supost 2 eat uder zombies. Sdupid plant.
Scardi-shrom: We glad it scard of us. then we can eat it. But it firs same pufs as Puf-shrom.
Ise-shrom: We dont like the cold.
Dom-shrom: Big eksploson. 2 big. We scard of it.
Lili Pad: Tastes like pool cleener cald "chlorine." We hop thats speld rite.
Skwash: We not very strong. This iz 1 hevi plant.
3peatr: Shoots in 2 many lanes 4 us.
Tangl Kelp: We scard of botum of pool. Dont now y.
Halapeno: 2 spici and hot 4 us. We also scard of its flams.
Spikweed: Hertz or feet. We dont want things stuk there.
Torchwood: We tend not 2 cook or food. We cant take the heet.
Tal-nut: Tastes like Wal-nut, but crunchir.
See-shrom: Tastes like both Puf-shrom and Lili Pad. Bad taste mikstur.
Plantrn: We like the fog. It helps us hid. We dont want 2 b seen.
Caktus: We no like pointi objecs. Mite pok i's out. Den we cant see wat were eatin.
Blowvr: Stron winds. we wurk hard not 2 fal ovr.
Split Pea: 2 heds r wurs dan 1.
Starfrut: Wasts sum of its shots, wich iz good 4 us. We glad it doesnt shoot 4ward.
Pumkin: Takes 2 long 2 git 2 plant inside it. We glad sum of us hav ladrs.
Magnit-shrom: We want or bukits bak!!
Cabag-pult: Cabags r made of leevs. Way 2 many leevs.
Flowr Pot: Asks about an eksplodid mind in "almanak." That hapend 2 sum of us.
Kernl-pult: Onli plant we like. Must becom "popkorn" furst.
Cofe Been: We want 2 eat it. We want 2 moov fast.
Garlik: Wurst taste of al. Taste like us.
Umbrela Leef: Wont let or bungees take plantz. Keeps or catapultrs from ataking plantz. Bad in 2 wayz.
Marigold: Tastes like fens in or graveyard. E-z-r 2 eat than fens. Both good and bad.
Melun-pult: Meluns tasti, but hevi.
Gatlin Pea: 2 many peas! Yuk!!
Twin Sunflowr: 2 much sun. We relly need sunglasis wen we see it.
Glom-shrom: Mor powrful than Fume-shrom, but stil brns or eyes.
Catail: This plant cunfusis us. It suposd 2 say "meo."
Wintr Melun: Hevi, and it givs us wat is calld "brain freez."
Gold Magnit: Not bad, but anoyin. Bangs coinz 2gethr.
Spikrok: Hertz or feet mor dan Spikweed. We git roks stuk there, 2.
Cob Canun: Big plant. 2 big. Powrful plant, 2.
Imitatr: Werd plant. Always tastes rotin, but dont now wat it wil look like.