User talk:Joyfullday

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User talk: Joyfullday


THE PLANTS' CHATTING PAGE

The plants are on the lawn guarding the player's house while holding computers.


Peashooter:

Do you like being out here in danger of being eaten to death?


Sunflower:

Of course not. But since this house is haunted with zombies we need to protect it.


Snow Pea:

Hey, does the guy who planted us here expect us to die for HIS safety?!


Wall-nut:

I think so, but it wasn't HIS fault. It's THE ZOMBIES' fault.


Spikeweed:

What do you think, plants?


Squash:

I thought they were toys for squashing.


Torchwood:

Why are you so obssesed with squashing?


Peashooter:

I totally hate those conehead zombies. They like to eat me!


Repeater:

Curse you bucketheads.


Melon-pult:

Zombies are morons!


Plantern:

Oh my, all this fog makes me wanna cry.


Sunflower:

Wait who's that? Pogo Zombies!


Snow Pea:

Are those zombies actually stupid enough to wear glasses and ride a pogo stick like a 5-year old?


Tall-nut:

Stop right there!


Sunflower:

There's a Zomboni!


Repeater:

Is it cold out here?


Sun-shroom:

No.


Repeater:

Then why should her wear those clothes and that PINK hat? Oh my.


Peashooter:

It's a RED hat, silly!


Twin Sunflower:

All right. Balloon zombies are up now.


Cactus:

Look at his cute little cap!


Cattail:

It's too small.


Cabbage-pult:

Huh?! No way! Doctor Zomboss on the BACKYARD?


Melon-pult:

Let's have a talking contest!


Cabbage-pult:

Hey Zomboss! You are a MORON!


Dr. Zomboss:

What?! You fool!


(DR. ZOMBOSS IS FIRING HIS ICE BALL ATTACK!)


Jalapeno:

Zomboss is a moron... (explodes)


Kernel-pult:

Zomboss, you're a big fat egghead!


Sunflower:

His big head DOES look like an egg.


TO BE CONTINUED...