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This will probably have no use because it's way too similar to the Outdated Template. If this did see the light of day though, I'd be used on articles with patch notes and stuff.
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: He cries for his Mummy Mommy. | |||
First appearance: First in most Ancient Egypt levels. | |||
Health: Low as you'd expect. Toilet paper isn't the best means of protection or clothing. | |||
Mummy Zombie | Toughness: Ooh...toilet paper... how scary! | Speed: Has an abnormal way of walking, which makes him slower than you'd think. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: A cone was all it took to give him uniqueness. | |||
First appearance: In this recent issue of "Egyptian Fashion Monthly" | |||
Health: Like... x2 a Mummy Zombie's health. A Peashooter can still kill it. | |||
Conehead Mummy | Toughness: A cone. Not that formidable. A cone that size could be a nice substitute for an ice cream cone. | Speed: Has the same dysfunction as his non-cone wearing companions. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: That bucket of his gives some good protection, but most of all, gives him higher rank over those other zombies. | |||
First appearance: In a friendly game of Kick the Can. Or in this day and age, Kick the Bucket. | |||
Health: Somehow a bucket gives him a lot more health than a regular zombie, despite the plants hitting the zombie, not the bucket. | |||
Buckethead Mummy | Toughness: The most threatening thing you could do with that bucket is remove it and fill it with sand. Who knows where you'll pour it. | Speed: Same leg problem blah blah blah. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: Don't let that flag fool you. He's just a Mummy Zombie, but with a flag. | |||
First appearance: Alongside a "wave" of zombies, whatever Popcap means by a "wave". | |||
Health: Pretty low. Unlike Cones and Buckets, flags provide no protection. | |||
Flag Mummy Zombie | Toughness: Not very intimidating, but that flag makes him 100x cooler. | Speed: I don't need to say it. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: Ra Zombie makes you laugh due to how pathetic it is. | |||
First appearance: The Sun | |||
Health: Less than a Zombie Chicken | |||
Ra Zombie | Toughness: As tough as a teddy bear | Speed: Slower than Stinky the Snail |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: Only the middle Camel likes Hump Day. | |||
First appearance: In every version of Egypt in the media | |||
Health: Depends on the humps | |||
Camel Zombies | Toughness: Have you seen how hard humps are? | Speed: Slow, but not as slow as you'd think slow is slow |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: His main habit is to casually walk past your defenses after being randomly teleported to the future, with no signs of confusion or future shock | |||
First appearance: Out of portals after Imps. | |||
Health: Very low, but seems like a Gargantuar's health | |||
Explorer Zombie | Toughness: Fire isn't tough physically, but sure, it's tough | Speed: Walking around at the speed of sound |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: The iconic face of the Sphinx, and crusher of plants. | |||
First appearance: Way too often and frequently in Ancient Egypt's expansions. Seriously Popcap chill with the Gargantuars. | |||
Health: Not in good shape. He may have a lot of health, but his body health is terrible. He's overweight and needs to cut back. | |||
Mummified Gargantuar | Toughness: As much as a casket with a crazy dude's face on it being held by a giant monstrous freak. | Speed: Slow, but his walk rhythm is catchy. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: Very laid back, lazy, hates Mondays, and has an intense rivalry with Tomb Raiser Zombie. | |||
First appearance: From Mummified Gargantuars. Either that or he's still sleeping. | |||
Health: It's a tiny thing wrapped in toilet paper, what do you think? | |||
Imp Mummy | Toughness: He's lazy. He won't scratch. | Speed: He lands on his four appendages and scuffles onwards. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: His odd habit of using his own bones as weapons mystically create Tombstones in Plants' paths. | |||
First appearance: Out of his doghouse. | |||
Health: Like a Cone would do, it protects him a bit. | |||
Tomb Raiser Zombie | Toughness: He's more like a chihuahua than a pit bull in terms of toughness. | Speed: Walks slow enough to finally reach your gravestone when you lose. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: A pharaoh case provides great protection for it, until you break the seal, then it goes PvZ1 Newspaper on you. | |||
First appearance: In a casket. Duh. | |||
Health: As much as a casket | |||
Pharaoh Zombie | Toughness: The casket he has unfortunately has the same face as some deranged time traveling hippie from the future. | Speed: What's up with Ancient Egypt and slow zombies? |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: A very ugly looking bot devised by the nefarious stunningly good looking Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. | |||
First appearance: To try and cause pain and irritation, but his bosses are easy. | |||
Health: Parsnip Plant Food effect. That's all that's needed. | |||
Zombot Sphinx-inator | Toughness: I said it looked ugly didn't I? | Speed: Spawns zombies way too slow. Then again, Ancient Egypt zombies are slow. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: Don't let that flag fool you, he's just a Mummy Zombie, with a flag... and slightly faster and eats slightly faster. | |||
First appearance: Alongside and actual wave of zombies. And by wave, we mean 2 Gargantuars and other zombies. | |||
Health: Unlike a regular flag, this flag grants protection. We're not sure how that works either. | |||
Egypt Rally Zombie | Toughness: Not very intimidating, but that flag makes him 100x cooler...+1. | Speed: Remember when I said Ancient Egypt zombies aren't fast? I take that back. Oh and he has the same problem as his fellow Mummy Zombie variants. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: After mindless zombie slaves were building the Pyramidz of Giza, they soon realized they were building them on their faces. They stuck with it. | |||
First appearance: Very early when you only have 1 Melon-pult and a few Kernel-pults out. Everyone should know what level I'm talking about. | |||
Health: Same as a robotic football designed machine from the future. Technology sure hasn't changed. | |||
Pyramid-Head Zombie | Toughness: Pyramids look pretty menacing, don't they? | Speed: Not too fast, but fast enough to classify as fast. |
Ancient Egypt | |||
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Description: Thankfully, this zombie isn't a fan of portals, and rather goes faster and has a menacing fiery deposition. | |||
First appearance: To ruin your day. | |||
Health: Feels like a Jurassic Gargantuar, but is actually just a Conehead. | |||
Torchlight Zombie | Toughness: Fire isn't physically tough. Though he has more fire around this time. | Speed: Walking around at the speed of sound times infinity. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: Yo ho ho, Yo ho ho, twiddle dee dee and a bucket o' brains. | |||
First appearance: With some accessories, like a sweet gold sweet tooth. | |||
Health: We think he contracted scurvy, thus the gold tooth. | |||
Pirate Zombie | Toughness: Argh! Did that scare you? Didn't think so. | Speed: Somehow still manages to create a new leg problem craze. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: The Conehead Pirate was told he could bring one thing aboard. Of course, that was a nice slick pylon cone. | |||
First appearance: In this recent issue of "Pirate Fashion Monthly" | |||
Health: Turns out that cone wasn't a bad idea to bring along after all. | |||
Conehead Pirate | Toughness: He can only say two things. Brains, and Brains (which means Brains). | Speed: Sadly his cone doesn't give him the speed necessary to plunder some treasure. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: Ditches common hard material made for buckets in favor of wood. | |||
First appearance: In very large numbers in T Dynamic Difficulty on Pirate Seas - Day 18. | |||
Health: We're not sure how wood protects this thing more than pylon, and the fact a Magnet-shroom attracts wood. | |||
Buckethead Pirate | Toughness: He's got a lot of wood on his head. Literally. A bucket of wood. | Speed: If you notice, you can see that he walks slightly faster than his non-wearing bucket companions. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: Raises a flag cause heck, why not? | |||
First appearance: Alongside a whole army of Blover bait. | |||
Health: As with his Egypt son-in-law, the flag provides no health benefit. | |||
Flag Pirate Zombie | Toughness: He's fragile, but luckily he has life insurance. Wait a sec... | Speed: The flag doesn't make him any faster, but he looks pretty cool. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: Swings in to steal the booty. Not the one you're thinking of. | |||
First appearance: Out of the right side of the screen. Where are those ropes hanging from anyway? | |||
Health: Very low, though his great great great great great great great great cousin fixes that. | |||
Swashbuckler Zombie | Toughness: A lanky ol' pirate ain't scaring no one. | Speed: He can warp ahead 5 tiles, but somehow can't move 2 inches until he's dead. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: With the aid of his trusty Seagull companion, the Seagull Zombie's wits and the Seagull's lower back pain provides liftoff. | |||
First appearance: Floating in mid-air. We're still not certain how that Seagull hasn't collapsed from back pain. | |||
Health: Seriously though, that Seagull must be in some tough shape. Even a stick of butter kills them off. | |||
Seagull Zombie | Toughness: A Seagull with a hunched back may be formidable near the beach, but here maybe not. | Speed: Faster than a regular zombie. With all that back pain the Seagull's got, its got some talent. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: With a birth defect of having one arm slightly bigger than the other, he fulfills his life long passion of pushing a barrel around. Stopped with weed. | |||
First appearance: Out of the devil's land from his Almanac picture. Like seriously Popcap fix that image. | |||
Health: Pushing a barrel with deformed arms certainly isn't helping his arm grow bigger. | |||
Barrel Roller Zombie | Toughness: There's something special hiding in those barrels. Think of it like, Pop Goes the Weasel. Oh wait that's a Frostbite Caves thing ain't it. | Speed: Despite having you know what, he can roll his barrel pretty fast. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: After having to walk the plank, these creatures found themselves Sharks to use to get back on board. The arm in its mouth is the former captain. | |||
First appearance: To show you his sweet shark he found | |||
Health: Unlike Pirate Zombie, we know he has Scurvy. Just look at his body! | |||
Gargantuar Pirate | Toughness: Finally the first zombie to look tough. I mean, he's got a shark for goodness sake. | Speed: Has the same catchy foot stepping pattern has his Egyptian cousin twice removed. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: His personal habits include hiding in barrels and cannons. They're shy little buggers. Unfortunately it doesn't help with all of them crammed in them. | |||
First appearance: From cannons, barrels, even out of giant ship mechs. They must be cramp in all those spaces. | |||
Health: His head is slightly deformed. Though we think all Imps have this dilemma. Oh and that gold tooth grew naturally. We're not sure how. | |||
Imp Pirate Zombie | Toughness: Imagine a baby saying "Argh." | Speed: Launches right into action and scuffles onwards. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: When Pirate Captain Zombie became a zombie, he lost his voice. Rough. | |||
First appearance: To send his totally not stolen Parrot Pal from his uncle Captain Deadbeard to steal your plants. | |||
Health: He may be dead, but he can still grow a beard like there's no tomorrow. | |||
Pirate Captain Zombie | Toughness: Probably the most looking pirate you'll ever see. | Speed: He's slow as heck, but his companion flies in right into the Danger Zone. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: Stuck with a wheel malfunction, the Imp Cannon comes to a halt launching Imps instead of just driving forward, crushing everything in its path. We believe it would still be stopped with weed. | |||
First appearance: It's just a cannon... until the Imp head pops out. | |||
Health: A lot more than you think. Zomboss must've spent all his money on making Imp Cannons bulky. | |||
Imp Cannon | Toughness: Nothing more formidable than a slowly ticking time bomb ready to rain Imps and ruin your day. | Speed: Broken wheel, remember? |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: A ship on a ship. Shipception | |||
First appearance: In two VERY easy boss fights. Seriously never let an instant use plant be used in a boss battle. | |||
Health: It's made of wood. It's very little. Plus Snapdragon should be able to burn it up anyway. | |||
Zombot Plank Walker | Toughness: Nothing says "fear me" than a giant ship with a giant eye with anchor legs. | Speed: Like his Egypt mech, he spawns zombies very slow. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: The most pirate name a zombie could be called. | |||
First appearance: In like... 3 levels. No seriously, it only appears in 3 LEVELS. | |||
Health: Flag provides no additional health benefits, but is said to of increased speed protocol in the upper body in just 30 minutes. | |||
Jolly Roger Zombie | Toughness: Not very intimidating, but he looks pretty cool...er. | Speed: Rumors say flags with 2 arrow on it will increase speed and health, but in actuality, Jolly Roger Zombie doesn't skip leg day. Just look at those undead calves! |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: One day fishing for food in a barrel, the barrel got stuck on his head. He kept with it. | |||
First appearance: Very creepy. He can only see out of one eye hole. | |||
Health: Wood has the same toughness as a disco-mech from the future. The future called, they want their uniquely high healthed zombies back. | |||
Barrelhead Zombie | Toughness: Not that threatening, until you realize it survived a Tangle Kelp encounter... twice. Just look at that dead seaweed on its barrel. Shocking. | Speed: It's hard to walk when you can only look out of one eye. Probably should've cut another hole. |
Pirate Seas | |||
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Description: Unlike his distant species, they don't suffer back pain and thus can travel the Zombie faster. They love going to the Caribbeans. | |||
First appearance: In truckloads in Pirate Seas - Day 32. Also they appear very late. | |||
Health: Sadly, the Pelican does not provide extra health for the Zombie. Maybe they should get a flag with 2 arrows on it... | |||
Pelican Zombie | Toughness: The pelican's voice is already nightmarish enough, albeit it being a slower Seagull noise. | Speed: It's fast all right, but in game play it seems to be kinda slow. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: He doesn't prefer being called a "rootin' tootin' cowboy". It reminds him of plants. Rootin, see? | |||
First appearance: With a sweet cowboy hat that makes him unique to every other basic zombie. Good going, Cowboy Zombie. | |||
Health: Don't say it to him, but he has a severe case of the shindigs. He can't help but break down to a good ol' hootenanny. | |||
Cowboy Zombie | Toughness: Yee-haw! Did that scare you? Eh maybe. | Speed: Cowboys apparently don't walk faster than mummies or pirates. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: How he found pylon in this day and age is a mystery to us all. | |||
First appearance: In this recent issue of "Cowboy Fashion Monthly" | |||
Health: He may look slick, but that slick cone doesn't protect him from the shindigs. | |||
Conehead Cowboy | Toughness: Nothing like a cone to make you more threatening. | Speed: He's been practicing his square dancing. He plans to team up with another one and beat the Lily Pad duet in "Dancing with the Plants (& Zombies)" |
Wild West | |||
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Description: Maker of the meanest, hottest, roughest and toughest chili around. | |||
First appearance: With his chili pot on his hat. He uses the same pot every year in the Wild West Chili Competition. We do think it's quite unsanitary. | |||
Health: Sadly, chili does not improve immunity to the shindigs. | |||
Buckethead Cowboy | Toughness: His chili is enough to give every plant the chills... except Chili Bean and ice plants... and fire plants... | Speed: He's always smelling chili, but has yet to float cartoonishly above the ground to find it. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: His flag attracts Cowboys for the wrong reason. | |||
First appearance: With a sweet flag. This is hypothesized to be one of the earliest designs for the flag of Zomburbia. | |||
Health: Like other distant relatives, the flag doesn't make him healthier. | |||
Flag Cowboy Zombie | Toughness: The flag is the least threatening thing about him. Just look at his boots! | Speed: A flag is said to make anyone faster. What he fails to realize is that it's only flags with 2 arrows on it. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: This ere' brainz be property of this ere' ol' coot. | |||
First appearance: As one of the beard brothers. Pirate Captain Zombie is one of them. | |||
Health: For an old scraggy guy looking for gold, he's doing pretty fine. | |||
Prospector Zombie | Toughness: His beard ain't scaring no one. | Speed: He isn't so fas... WOAH. Look at him fly! |
Wild West | |||
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Description: The mastermind behind the shindigs. | |||
First appearance: With a very large piano that moves somehow. | |||
Health: Health that actually makes sense. The plants hit the piano, thus it takes longer to kill it. | |||
Pianist Zombie | Toughness: Isn't that tough until you're a plant and see a piano about to run you over.. unless you're Spikerock, he doesn't mind it around 3 times, after that he just falls apart. | Speed: He needs to slow down to rhythmically play his only known tune. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: A zombie that is randomly a Basic or Buckethead. That's it. Oh and sometimes it isn't random. | |||
First appearance: Every night at the spittoon to play blackjack. He's got no poker face, I'll tell you that. | |||
Health: He may have a defect in his body, but chances say he may not. Who knows? | |||
Poncho Zombie | Toughness: Randomly will either be nice or the worst zombie around. | Speed: He needs to walk suspiciously to keep that poncho up. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: The Gargantuar that puts the brand in brand items. True story. | |||
First appearance: To burn your butt with a "Z". He doesn't know if the Z is supposed to mean Zombies, Zomboss, or Zebra. Either that or he's holding it the wrong way, and is supposed to be an "N". | |||
Health: Likes candy, but will probably lead to Diabetes if he doesn't stop. | |||
Wild West Gargantuar | Toughness: A giant creature in a hat with holes in it with a giant brand. This is what cows see. Now you know. | Speed: That brand is a bit too heavy for plants, but just enough for a Gargantuar to hold and walk fast. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: A world renown bull rider famous for his countless death defying bull riding antics. On one occasion, he rode a bull through rings... OF FIRE! Sadly, he's retired these days, and rides along with his Gargantuar buddy. | |||
First appearance: In every rodeo book to ever exist. Just search up Z, you'll find him. | |||
Health: All those years of bull riding have taken a serious toll on his health. For just 99 cents a day, you can help this bull riding veteran. | |||
Zombie Bull Rider | Toughness: He was a great bull rider, but we never said he was the roughest toughest bull rider. He's a softy, but loves the thrill of adventure. | Speed: He's prone to crashing, then rides onwards. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: He thought they said "chicken" instead of "sicken". He was going to gather up all the sickened people in the ol' west, but is now stuck with the chicken hoarding gig. | |||
First appearance: With a bunch of mystically disappearing chickens. Ooooh. Spooky! |
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Health: He has a lot of peck marks, but he loves them all the same. | |||
Chicken Wrangler Zombie | Toughness: You'd be surprised how effective launching a bunch of chickens are to assert your dominance. | Speed: Hop, hop, hop, CHICKENS! |
Wild West | |||
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Description: The famous saying of the Zombie Chicken, "Ba-quack!", roughly translates to "Chickens will rule over plants and zombies! The time of the chicken-pocolypse is soon!" Yikes. | |||
First appearance: To storm into defenses along side their fellow brother-ins. They're mostly inspired by Roman war tactics. Little do they realize the Roman Empire fell. | |||
Health: As fragile as glass. But hey, free chicken on a barbeque, are we right? | |||
Zombie Chicken | Toughness: The ladies love him, but he always chickens out on dates. | Speed: Pecking around at the speed of sound... |
Wild West | |||
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Description: This isn't the same famous Zombie Bull Rider riding the Zombie Bull. It's just a crazed fan wanting him to make a big comeback. The bull itself doesn't mind. | |||
First appearance: To take no bull with anyone. Especially with the color red. He can't stand that. | |||
Health: Despite being able to ride for days, he has crippling leg pain. He's a trooper, and sustains it. | |||
Zombie Bull | Toughness: You're a plant. Imagine a bull stampeding towards you. What would you do? | Speed: Walks super casually, until it sees a plant. Then it goes ALL out. |
Wild West | |||
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Description: Another genius device created by Dr. Zomboss. What interesting qualities does it have compared to the other two? Well... uh... it has wheels! And uh.. a bull? Eh probably symbolizes something. | |||
First appearance: To try and eat your brains, but then Winter Melon is used and you automatically win against it. | |||
Health: Similar to the Plank Walker, it's made of wood and should be easily destroyed. | |||
Zombot War Wagon | Toughness: A giant eye and a giant bullseye. The Zombot also has perfect aim. What a coincidence! | Speed: Slow slow slow slow slow. Zombots will get better than this, right? |
Frostbite Caves | |||
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Description: Grown with an albino head, he would unintentionally soon start a new gene pool that would recede after the Ice Age passed. | |||
First appearance: With a sweet fur coat he got from skinning a wooly mammoth. At least, that's what he says. | |||
Health: Has frost immunity. Why have other zombies not adapted this trait? | |||
Cave Zombie | Toughness: Unga Bunga! Did that scare you? Probably not. | Speed: Despite being in snow constantly, they're still as fast as their time distant relatives. |
Frostbite Caves | |||
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Description: A cone in the Ice Age? These Conehead Zombies get more time paradoxical by the minute. | |||
First appearance: In this recent issue of "Primal Fashion Monthly" | |||
Health: A cone provides some resistance, but not much. Sucks too. It's his favorite piece of head-wear. | |||
Cave Conehead Zombie | Toughness: He lives in a cave all day, thus the long hair and beard. Too bad shaving equipment wasn't a thing in this time. | Speed: A cone gives no speed benefits, maybe he should get a flag with 2 arr... wait we used this joke didn't we? |