User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 11: When Fungi Attack
Made due to second blog voting. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.
Plot
- The Forrest, Suburbia*
Immorticia: *Walking in the woods with The Smash and Rustbolt*I must say, this forrest is in excellent condition. I may use it as a source to use my potions.
Rustbolt: *Weed Spraying a ton of trees*What?
The Smash: *Hiding a ton of smashed trees behind his back*Me not know what lady said.
Immorticia: *Slaps her face*Great. You'll also be removing our cover from the plants.
Rustbolt: *Hides his Weed Spray*Yay. We need to sneak into the plant base without being seen. Why did we bring The Smash though.
Immorticia: We needed a heavy. And Super Brainz is so freakishly loud.
The Smash: SMASH!!!
Rustbolt: Uh uh. Yeah. *Notices a Zapricot, Smoosh-shroom, and Vanilla*We got company.
Vanilla #90: F...f....freeze heroes!
Zapricot #77: Yeah. We'll stop you!*The Smash comes charging right at them*Oh gods.
The Smash: SMASH!!!*Knocks away Vanilla and Zapricot leaving the Smoosh-shroom alone.
Smoosh-shroom #45: Oh no. *Get's a bell*SOUND THE ALARM!!!*Begins hammering on a bell*
Rustbolt: Shoot!*Get's his Shrink Ray and shrinks Smoosh-shroom, than smooshes him*We need to get outta here.
Immorticia: Yep. Let's go.*All 3 heroes run away not noticing a black figure running towards them*
The Smash: Did me do good?
Immorticia: Somewhat.
Rustbolt: Let's talk later. We could be followed.*The black figure stands in their path*Or ambushed.
???: ...I see the big guy is here.
The Smash: Hey! Who are you?
???: I'm nobody.
The Smash: What?
Immorticia: It's that trick. Just get outta of our way.*Summons some acid and sends it towards the black figure who dodges it easily*
???: Foolish.*Summons a tornado that blasts Immorticia away from the forrest*
The Smash: Time to smash!*Charges at the black figure and crushes it*Me win!
???: Look again.
The Smash: Huh?*Looks at what he smashed being a dummy then turns around just in time to see the black figure kick him to the air*
???: Dumb as ever.*Looks at Rustbolt*
Rustbolt: *Backs away slowly while also raising a white flag in his armor*How about a truce.
???: Pathetic.*Rains some water on Rustbolt*
Rustbolt: Oh god, water!*Flies away towards where The Smash and Immorticia went*
???: Good. They were close where I live. Nobody shoud know where my I live. Only my friends know.*Jumps into the trees and jumps away unaware a Sunflower was behind him*
Sunflower: So, this is the last hero we need to recruit. Seems like he'll make an excellent addition.
- Zombie HQ, Z-Tech Factory*
Professor Brainstorm: So...are you saying that you guys failed to infiltrate because of one hero?
Rustbolt: It wasn't anything I faced before. It was fast and powerful at the same time.
Professor Brainstorm: Hmm...I have faced him before. So has Super Brainz and Impfinity. We'll take care of the situation.
Rustbolt: Isn't Super Brainz on a mission on the planets? I don't think he'll be able to...*The ceiling suddenly breaks with Super Brainz coming through the hole in the ceiling*
Super Brainz: SUPER BRAINZ HAS COMPLETED HIS MISSISON! WHAT ARE YOUR NEXT ORDERS?
Professor Brainstorm: Wait here. I'll contact Impfinity.
- Heroez Special Baze, Z-Tech Factory*
Electric Boogaloo: *Looking at the face screen contacting with Professor Brainstorm*So Impfinity is going on another mission?
Impfinity: Yeah! Another mission!
Professor Brainstorm: Absolutely. We'll be leaving now.
Electric Boogaloo: *Thinking to himself*I never got a chance to get to action. I need some action. Maybe, just maybe...*Boogaloo turns around and zaps Impfinity with some electricity*
Impfinity: YOW!!!*Faints*
Professor Brainstorm: What just happened Boogaloo?
Electric Boogaloo: Oh, some plants attacked us. Fended them off, but my electricity zapped off Impfinity by accident. He's in no shape to comply to duty. I'll take his place though.
Professor Brainstorm: I suppose...very well. Let's go.
- The Secret Dojo, The Forrest*
???: *Takes his scarf off and puts it on a branch*Gosh that was annoying. I really need to keep this dojo safe from anyone. Can't have anyone know my true identity.
Sunflower: *Climbs on top of the dojo*Well, the hero has taken his scarf off. *Takes out a recorder and a walkie talkie*You getting this?
Green Shadow: *From the walkie talkie*I reply. Me and Wall-Knight are coming to your location at once.
Sunflower: Great. Just need to get off this roof.*The black figure suddenly grabs her in the air*Uh oh.
???: And what are you doing here?
Sunflower: Just trying to find a place to record someone?
???: And who is that someone?
Sunflower: Oh, maybe you know someone the name of Scaredy-shroom #65.
???: *Looks stunned at first but recovers quickly*Sunflower...there's a lot I must talk about though you must not tell anyone.
Sunflower: Yes?
- Exactly 7 yards away*
Professor Brainstorm: *Looking through a mini telescope attatched to his glasses*So they engimatic hero lives here eh. Well let's tear it down!
Electric Boogaloo: So, I forgot how we got here in the first place.
Super Brainz: Do not ask questions side mate. Let's do this.
Professor Brainstorm: *Grabs a ray gun from the air*Remember Boogaloo, this is your first mission. You'll have to give a good first impression to be able to serve in more missions.
Electric Boogaloo: *Cracks his hand causing electricity to spark from his hands*I got it. It's about time I've been sent into action.
Professor Brainstorm: Brilliant. Now, we'll have to think carefully. This hero we have little info about except he's powerful and fast. We can't just charge in recklessly and...
Super Brainz: HEROIC KICK!*Kicks through the dojo doors*
Professor Brainstorm: ...do that. Well, perfect. Absolutely mind blowing.
Electric Boogaloo: Let's just get to the fighting.
???: And so we shall.
- All the zombies look up to see the mysterious figure on the roof. Sunflower is nowhere to be seen*
Professor Brainstorm: *Aims his ray gun at the figure*I've been waiting to exact revenge on you. Now who are you?!!?
???: Since you're most definently screwed and I got honor, I'll just say this. Call me Nightcap.
Professor Brainstorm: Oh nice name. Take this!*Fires the ray gun only for the figure to dodge*Fast as you think eh. Well time to summon reinforcements!*Grabs a button and pushes, causing a portal to come that spawns a Goat, a Mountain Climber, and a Knight of the Living Dead*Go zombies!
Goat: BAA!!!
Mountain Climber #4389: Alright.*Attempts to hook Nightcap but fails*
Nightcap: Nice trick. But I have tricks of my own.*Nightcaps reveals a purple thing and throws it at the ground, summoning 8,235,245,767 Poison Mushrooms*Good Luck with that.
Goat and Mountain Climber #4389: AGHH!*Both zombies get vanquished once the mushrooms appear*
Knight of the Living Dead #892402: What happened?
Nightcap: Nothing. *Summons a tornado and blows away the zombie*What happened to your reinforcments again?
Super Brainz: We need no reinforcments! Charge!*Charges at the fungi only to be hit by a ton of toxin*RETREAT!!!
Electric Boogaloo: Whethever you say!*Both zombies run away as most of the fungi attack the two*
Professor Brainstorm: You idiots. *Looks at the wave of mushrooms*I think I'm done for.
Nightcap: *Death glaring at Brainstorm*You better get out of here.
Professor Brainstorm: Gulp. OK.*Grasps on something in his utility belt and thinks*Wait, I think I have a solution.
Nightcap: So are you going to leave the easy way or the hard way?
Professor Brainstorm: Nope. I'll do this.*Grabs button from his utility belt labeled "Sautee"and pushes which electrocutes both Nightcap and the wave of mushrooms*
Nightcap: OH GOD!!!*Starts to fall wary*
Professor Brainstorm: Heh heh heh.*Hears zapping noises outside and the dojo window breaks with Super Brainz and Electric Boogaloo coming out of there*So you got my solution.
Electric Boogaloo: You mean electricity? Sure! That's how we escar-goned those fungi.
Super Brainz: *Slaps his face*You're not a good punner you know.
Electric Boogaloo: Shut up.
Nightcap: *Starts to recover*He's right you know.*Get's zapped by Professor Brainstorm and Electric Boogaloo*
Professor Brainstorm: Shut up prisoner. You'll finally be our vengence for kidnapping Neptuna.*Get's hit by a walkie talkie*What the...*Sees Sunflower holding a wooden board*Don't you dare.
Sunflower: *Grimancing at the zombie heroes*LEAVE, HIM, ALONE.*Charges at the zombies*
Super Brainz: I got this.*Charges at Sunflower only to be knocked out by a blue figure going in high speed*
Sunflower: They're here.*The blue figure transforms revealing to be Wall-Knight. Green Shadow comes through the roof*
Green Shadow: Sunflower, you got it all wrong, you're not supposed to fight, you're supposed make sun.
Sunflower: But...
Wall-Knight: Hey zombies, get outta here, this is our territory.
Professor Brainstorm:: *Mutters curse word under his breathe*Fine, but we'll be back. *Summons a portal which he and Electric Boogaloo dragging the still unconcious Super Brainz walk through*
Nightcap: *Regains conscious*What happened?
Sunflower: Don't worry. You're safe now. We'll be taking you to the Plant HQ...*Whispers to Nightcap very quietly*Scaredy-shroom #65
The End.
Epilouge
- Plant HQ, Suburbia*
Sunflower: *In the kitchen, which is very dark*Peashooter, where are you? Stop hiding.
Peashooter: *From above*I'm up here.
Sunflower: What the...*Turns on the lights to reveal Peashooter on the kitchen drawers from the upper shelf*How did you get up there.
Peashooter: I've been training you know.*Pulls out a Dark Ages book*You do remember me trying to get stronger with this don't you.
Sunflower: Yes, but I didn't actually think you would actually do that.
Peashooter: I did. You should learn to be stronger too. *Jumps from the shelf and hugs Sunflower*We both do.
Trivia
- Electric Boogaloo sabatoging Impfinity was due to the fact he has only appeared in 2 sagas, both being minor while Impfinity has appeared in many most which were major.
- There're a ton of references to this story. Can't list them all though.
- Super Brainz's entrence is a reference to one of his abilities in GW2.
- I suggest you take an extra look at some character links starting from this epilouge. This is just the beggining.