User blog:Randytheslope/The Best of the Best: Funny Almanac Entries

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Based on User:Tile Denial’s Funny Almanac Entries.

(Contains traces of unfunny, dumb, and downright confusing, you have been warned.)

Plants

Player’s House

Peashooter		Peashooters shoot peas, if you didn’t get that already. “Do you know how hard it is to run an incompetent family like mine? It’s a nightmare! Or should I say-“ We haven’t heard from Peashooter since then. It’s true, the house was indeed, too loud.

Peashooter

Peashooters shoot peas, if you didn’t get that already.

“Do you know how hard it is to run an incompetent family like mine? It’s a nightmare! Or should I say-“ We haven’t heard from Peashooter since then. It’s true, the house was indeed, too loud.

Sunflower		Sunflower makes sun for you, because you truly need it. Sunflower’s been struggling ever since her music career fell through, she’s been looking for new job options, though she never finds any.

Sunflower

Sunflower makes sun for you, because you truly need it.

Sunflower’s been struggling ever since her music career fell through, she’s been looking for new job options, though she never finds any.

Wall-nut		Wall-nut protects your plants from the hungry, hungry zombie horde. He’s a wall, he’s a nut, what more could you ask for?

Wall-nut

Wall-nut protects your plants from the hungry, hungry zombie horde.

He’s a wall, he’s a nut, what more could you ask for?