User blog:TSRITW/All-Star (PvZ-ified)
All-Star: PvZ-ified
Lyrics by me
Original by Smash Mouth
Sung by Rustbutt or The Smash (Mouth)
Lyrics:
Somebody once told me
This stone is gonna roll me
I don't have the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin' kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of a Z on her forehead
Well, the players start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to install for fun
Your brain goes smart but your head goes numb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with slappin' a few seeds?
Grass flowers, don't you know?
The weeds will be still there if you don't mow
And I'm gonna win this game
Hey now, I'm a rock-star
You're a lame plant, so lame!
'Coz all that glitters is gold
Only Shooting Starfruits break the mold