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“	"There is no zombie outbreak threatening you. You are not using plants to defend your home. The zombies and I are normal people, simply trying to help you."	”
—Dr. Ripe Teenagerboss

Ripe Teenagers are teenagers that are ripe, who want to help the player and David because of their mental insanity. They are the main antagonists of Plants vs. Ripe Teenagers, as the objective of the game is to prevent them from eating the player's brains, though this is only a hallucination, as they are trying to help. However, in I, Ripe Teenager and Versus Mode, the player can play as the ripe teenagers. Ripe teenagers, like their defensive counterparts the plants, are varied in strength as well as speed, and command unique aspects which must be countered appropriately.

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ProcastinatorMan wrote this spoof of The 12 Days of Christmas based on things I said over the course of 12 (technically 13) days.

On the first day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: A rant on PvZ2.

On the second day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 2 petition links and a rant on PvZ2.

On the third day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 7 update notices, 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 8 doubty questions, 7 update notices, 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 9 negativites, 8 doubty questions, 7 update notices, 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 10 past reminiscences, 9 negativites, 8 doubty questions, 7 update notices, 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 11 naps, 10 past reminiscences, 9 negativites, 8 doubty questions, 7 update notices, 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Starfruity gave to me: 12 timey conflicts, 11 naps, 10 past reminiscences, 9 negativites, 8 doubty questions, 7 update notices, 6 nothings, 5 golden theories, 4 apologies, 3 WHYs, 2 petition links, and a rant on PvZ2.