User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 10: Battle for the Belt

Made to make up my absence. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

• Plant HQ, Suburbia*

Cactus: *Punching a punching bag*Gotta get ready...

Grass Knuckles: *Right next to her punching ten other bags*What for weakling?

Cactus: The Wrestle Mania 101. I've been champion for 6 years now.

Grass Knuckles: *Stops punching bags and goes into a fighting position*Oh yeah, prove it girl.

Cactus: K.*Grass Knuckles punches her only to cry in pain*See.*Grabs Grass Knuckles and tosses him to the ground.*That's why.

Grass Knuckles: *Choking*I see your point know. But with these heroes, how will you do with that?

Cactus: Please, nobody can get past me in that competition.

Peashooter: *Pokes his head from a wall*Hurry up Cactus, it's starting. Crazy Dave is going to make some more Unmeltable Ice Cream instead of taking you to the competition.

Cactus: Fine.*Walks with Peashooter towards Penny who is nearby*

Grass Knuckles: *Get's up slowly*Someone better beat that plant.

Wall-Knight: *Overhears him from the wall that Peashooter was in and comes out of it*Careful what you say buddy.

Grass Knuckles: Eh.

• Sometime later...at the Wrestle Mania 101*

• Cactus is seen elbowing a Sumo Wrestler, Arm Wrestler, and Zombie King at the same time*

Crazy Dave: ...AND CACTUS IS GIVING THE SPIKE-BOW TO THE CHALLENGERS. BOY THIS IS CRAZY! WHO WANTS FOOD?!!?

Cactus: Not me.*Slams the Sumo Wrestler to the ground*

Sumo Wrestler #89327: I...not....strong....

Arm Wrestler #5321: You little cheate...*Get's slammed by Sumo Wrestler 389327's butt*MFFF!!

Cactus: The rules say that you can use your body parts as a weapon. Anything else, including your normal projectile, is illegal.

Zombie King #9274289: Zzzzzzzzzz.

• The Science Lab, Z-Tech HQ*

• Professor Brainstorm is seen with Super Brainz, The Smash, and a Gadget Scientist with a huge machine*

Professor Brainstorm: ...and this is the Zombie Teleportationator! It allows me to teleport zombies anywhere!

Gadget Scientist: That's a cool invention.

Professor Brainstorm: You'll learn so...

Super Brainz: SO CAN WE USE IT?!!?

Professor Brainstorm: I suppose so...*Super Brainz dashes to the control panel*I regret everything.

The Smash: Me don't care. Me just wanna flex.*Starts to grab a random part of the machine and use it as a weight*

Professor Brainstorm: WAIT, STOP! NO! PUT THAT BACK! SUPER BRAINZ! DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!

Super Brainz: Like this*Presses a button*

Professor Brainstorm: NO!!!*A Zombot 1000 suddenly appears in the Zombie Teleportationator*Oh...thank goodness it was that button.

Zombot 1000: What are my orders?*Lays it's fist onto another button*

Professor Brainstorm: ...I hate my unlife.

• A ginormous portal appears, sucking The Smash into the portal*

Professor Brainstorm: ...Super Brainz, hand me the Zombie Teleportationator Beta please.

Super Brainz: YES SIR!*Flies around the lab and grabs everything in sight*

• At the Wrestle Mania 101...*

The Smash: *The portal that he was sucked into throws him above a Brain Vendor, crushing the zombie*Oh...where am me?*Shakes his head and grabs the Brain Vendor he crushed*Where am me?

Brain Vendor #8739582: *Choking*The Wrestle Mania 10*Gasp*1!

The Smash: *Drops the Brain Vendor inadvertually off a nearby cliff*Wrestle? That sound nice. Me wanna go there.*Walks to the arena where Cactus is sean throwing out a Defensive End off the podium*

Defensive End #7829432: Whaa!!!*Lands in the arms of The Smash*Wait, what?

The Smash: *Glares at Cactus*Me challenge. Me will win!

Cactus: *Just stares at the hero*Bring it on.

The Smash: K.*Drops the Defensive End and get's on the arena with Cactus*

Crazy Dave: AND THE NEXT CHALLENGER IS THE SMASH, A HERO! MAN I SHOULD GET THE POPCORN.

• At the stands, Green Shadow, Solar Flare, Grass Knuckles, and Wall-Knight are watching the fight*

Green Shadow: Will Cactus be OK?

Solar Flare: Yeah. She's taken down like 100 Gargantuars. She can take out this hero. She even beat Mr. Sexist over here.

Grass Knuckles: *Glares at Solar Flare*Do not mention that ever again.

Wall-Knight: *Drawing with blue crayons*Hang on, just getting an accurate picture of what's going to happen.*Reveals his picture which has The Smash standing on Cactus triumphent*I don't think she'll last long.

Solar Flare: Nonsense. That'll never happen.

Wall-Knight: Maybe your right.*Puts away his drawing only for The Smash to step on Cactus, exactly what Wall-Knight's picture decipts*

Green Shadow: Wait, what happened?

The Smash: ME WIN!!!

Crazy Dave: *Gulps*AND THE FIRST CHAMPION VANQUISHER IS THE SMASH. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

Grass Knuckles: Why is that?

Green Shadow: *Rushing towards the arena with Solar Flare and Wall-Knight*The winner recives 1000 of whethever they want. Remember that time in the OK Arcade?

Solar Flare: That's right. That's why we have to go.

Grass Knuckles: Fine.*Runs with his fellow heroes who than jump into the arena*

Crazy Dave: AND THE FIRST CHALLENGERS FOR THE SMASH ARE 4 PLANT HEROES. BATTLE NOW!!! Green Shadow: *Begins to slap on The Smash*Take that! Solar Flare: Can't we just shoot him?

Green Shadow: Projectiles other than bodies and stuff from the arena are banned, remember?

Solar Flare: Oh right.*Puts off her goggles and begins to slap on The Smash*

The Smash: *Picking his nose while the female heroes are slapping him*Huh?

Grass Knuckles: I'll take him on weaklings.*Uppercuts The Smash*

The Smash: OHH!!! *Glares at Grass Knuckles*Me smash you.*Begins to smash stuff*

Grass Knuckles: Whoa!*Goes into a blocking position as The Smash smashes on him*That hurt. *Begins to hit him in the crouch*

Green Shadow: Welp, we're useless.

Solar Flare: Yeah. What about Wall-Knight?

Wall-Knight: *Standing in the arena doing absolutely nothing*

Green Shadow: Should you be doing something?

Wall-Knight: If I don't do anything, we'll win.

Solar Flare: Those are coincidences Wall-Knight. Please actually do something.

Grass Knuckles: INCOMING!!!

The Smash: SMASH!!! *Green Shadow, Solar Flare, and Grass Knuckles dodge The Smash while Wall-Knight does nothing. The Smash does no damage to Wall-Knight however*Wha???

Grass Knuckles: You're distracted!*Rapid punches The Smash away from Wall-Knight*

Green Shadow: Hey, this gives me an idea.

Solar Flare: Really? What is it?

• Sometime later...*

Green Shadow: *On top of Solar Flare*Beware of us hereos!*Both begin to slap The Smash*

The Smash: You weak.*Smashes the two out of the arena*

Crazy Dave: AND GREEN SHADOW AND SOLAR FLARE ARE OUT! WILL GRASS KNUCKLES AND WALL-KNIGHT MAKE A COMEBA...wait, what are they doing?

The Smash: ME NO CARE!!!*Charges at Grass Knuckles who is pulling Wall-Knight on some ropes*

Grass Knuckles: *Grinning*Get Shell Shocked.*Let's go of Wall-Knight who goes flying towards The Smash. The Smash ends up out of the arena, unconcious.*

Crazy Dave: AND THE PLANTS RECLAIM THE TITLE!!! WHOA YEAH! ANYONE WANT TACOS?!?!

Green Shadow: *Holding a trophy*Grass Knuckles, you deserve this.*Gives the trophy to Grass Knuckles*

Grass Knuckles: Thank you.*

Solar Flare: I'm suprise you didn't say weakling.

Grass Knuckles: Shut up weakling.

Wall-Knight: I can do stuff now, right?

Green Shadow: Yep.

Wall-Knight: So...*Looks at The Smash*What do we do with him?

Green Shadow: Well, let's capture him. No zombie can rescure him now.*Suddenly a portal comes out of nowwhere shooting out Professor Brainstorm and Super Brainz*

Professor Brainstorm: *Dusts off some dust from his coat*Behold, we have come to recover our hero ally.

Super Brainz: Yes. So where are you fiendish plants hiding him?*Sees The Smash*There you are!*Swoops him and grabs The Smash and flies away*

Professor Brainstorm: *Looking agitated*Stupid Super Brainz forgets to pick me up. *Looks at Green Shadow and Solar Flare*I'll meet you again soon. All 3 of you...

Green Shadow: Wait, 3 of us? Only me and Solar Flare met you.

Professor Brainstorm: I'm not talking to those two knuckleheads*Points at Grass Knuckles and Wall-Knight*I'm talking to him.*Points in a dark alley where a figure disappears*Nice meeting you.*Pulls out a button that teleports him*

Green Shadow: ...so umm...how do we end this?

The End.

Epilouge

• Cactus is seen in a room with Cattails and Homing Thistles*

Cactus: You guys, I need some help.

Cattail: OK, why?

Cactus: *Puts down come targets*I need to get stronger. Maybe not by strength.

Homing Thistle: How?

Cactus: *Shoots all the targets down*Maybe by another way.

Trivia

• Wrestle Mania was the name of the arena because Crazy Dave mentioned the word in the first comic strip.

• Brainstorm and Super Brainz are present due to being the assistants of the battle.

• Might wanna look closely at the Gadget Scientist and Cactus' final link.

• Guess what Professor Brainstorm was going to say to Gadget Scintist before Super Brainz interupted him.

• The button that Super Brainz presses is a refrence to the PvZ2 Saga where a button would always summon a zombot.

• Wall-Knight doing nothing to win is a refrence to Luigi doing nothing to win.