User blog:TSRITW/If PvZ2 Seedium Plants were in Heroes

I've been thinking of reviving this series, and since there are so many Seedium plants in PvZ2, I've decided to put them all in a separate blog post.

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Pre-Enlighten-Mint

Torchwood

Already exists.

Starfruit

Already exists.

Dandelion

• Cost: 2
• Class: Kabloom/Smarty
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 2/2
• Ability: Clustershot. When anything is Bounced, do 1 damage to all Zombies, but also stun this.
• Description: "Look, I'm not a leprechaun and I'm not a genie. You can blow my seeds off all you want, but I can't make your wish come true. I don't even know how that rumor got started."

Blooming Heart

Already exists.

Bombegranate

Already exists.

Explode-O-Nut

• Cost: 2
• Class: Guardian/Kabloom
• Tribe: Nut Plant
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Stats: 3
• Ability: Team-Up. When destroyed: Do 2 damage to Zombies here and next door.
• Description: "Pfft. Wall-Nut?" Says Explode-O-Nut. "Don't talk to me about him. He'll rather just sit there and watch as those pitful zombies eat his shell."

Aloe

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Cactus Plant
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Stats: 3
• Ability: Team-Up. Start of turn: Heal all Plants here and next door and the Plant Hero for 1.
• Description: He likes to soothe; he likes to alleviate; he likes to restore; he likes to mend. But don't ask him to revive. He's touchy about revival.

Hot Date

Already exists.

Solar Tomato

• Cost: 4
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Fruit Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/1
• Ability: When played: For each Zombie, you get +1 and this gets +1/+1
• Description: Solar Tomato wishes folks would just stop and enjoy the sunshine sometimes. "Stop," she says. "Enjoy the sunshine. I said stop! Hold it right there! Don't move! I MEAN IT!!!"

The Reflourishing

Shadow Peashooter

• Cost: 5
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Lunar Pea Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 3/3
• Ability: When this hurts a Zombie, that Zombie gets -1. When destroyed: Destroy a Zombie here. Moonlight: This gets Strikethrough.
• Description: "Phoot," Shadow Peashooter says, emitting a shadowy, ah, hmmm, I guess you could call it a pea, at a distant zombie.

Goo Peashooter

• Cost: 5
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Pea Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 3/3
• Ability: When this hurts a Zombie, that Zombie gets -1.
• Description: Goo Peashooter is a goopy shooter. See? See how that works? It's a play on words. Words are often playful, folks!

Sling Pea

• Cost: 3
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Lob Pea Plant
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Stats: 1/1
• Ability: Clustershot.
• Description: "If something slips through, it would be my fault. And I just couldn't forgive myself if that happened."

Snap Pea

• Cost: 5
• Class: Mega-Grow/Solar
• Tribe: Flytrap Pea Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 2/2
• Ability: When a Zombie is destroyed, this does a Bonus Attack. When played: Destroy a Zombie here with 3 or less.
• Description: "I'm a picky eater, I'll admit it, I'll eat a zombie, no problem, but there's just something about heads. I feel like they're looking at me."

Zoybean Pod

• Cost: 2
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Bean Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 3/3
• Ability: Start of turn: If there are no Zombies in this lane, make a Zomboid here. Otherwise, do 1 damage to a Zombie here.
• Description: "Developing plant zomboids in eerie mimicry of zombie life is well within the boundaries of human experience."

Zomboid

• Cost: 1
• Class: Hearty
• Tribe: Science Zombie
• Rarity: Token
• Stats: 1/1
• Ability: Before combat here: Hypnotize this Zombie. Fusion: Do 1 damage to the Zombie Hero.
• Description: You can hardly tell the difference!

Electrici-Tea

• Cost: 3
• Class: Kabloom/Smarty
• Tribe: Leafy Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 2/2
• Ability: Splash Damage 1. When destroyed: Do 2 damage to Zombies here and next door.
• Description: Worst. Pun. Ever.

Dazey Chain

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/5
• Ability: Start of turn: This gets +1, and a Zombie here gets -1.
• Description: "I use they/them pronouns," says Dazey Chain. "Duh," they add.

Blastberry Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Lob Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 2/3
• Ability: Strikethrough. Fusion: A Plant here gets Overshoot 2.
• Description: Blastberry Vine snickers to himself. He imagines lobbing bomblets. He's been reading up on it and he knows it's gonna make a big splash when it happens. "Soon," he whispers.

Pokra

• Cost: 3
• Class: Mega-Grow/Solar
• Tribe: Leafy Plant
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 2/3
• Ability: Double Strike, Strikethrough. When this does damage for the first time this turn, this gets +1/+1 and a Zombie here gets -2.
• Description: Pokra's scrappy, she's a fighter, she's not afraid to jab below the belt to get the job done. She won't, because that would be cheating, but she's not afraid to. "Just so we're clear," she says with a resolute glint in her eye.

Imp Pear

• Cost: 3
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Fruit Trick
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Transform a Zombie with the lowest Health into an Imp.
• Description: Imp Pear impairs zombies. Of course, Imps don't appreciate this characterization, but who cares?

Pyre Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar/Kabloom
• Tribe: Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 2/3
• Ability: Strikethrough, Unfreezable. Fusion: A Plant here gets +3 and Unfreezable.
• Description: Pyre Vine considers his holdings, his fortune, his vast hoard of wealth. He feels it should please him, and yet nevertheless he is anxious and fearful.

Pumpkin

Already exists.

Ice Bloom

• Cost: 5
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Flower Trick
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Ability: Freeze all Zombies. Then, do 1 damage to Zombies here and next door.
• Description: The last time Ice Bloom had pancakes for breakfast, she wasn't satisfied. She can't say why, exactly, but there was something subtly wrong with them. The shocking reason? Substandard maple syrup.

Dartichoke

• Cost: 5
• Class: Guardian/Smarty
• Tribe: Cactus Flower Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 6/4
• Ability: Bullseye. This attacks the nearest Zombie with the highest Strength. If the Zombie Hero has 11 or more, this attacks the Zombie Hero instead.
• Description: "Why waste shots on foot soldiers when you can win the battle with one well-chosen dart to the dome? Why would you do it? Why would ANYONE do it?"

Ultomato

• Cost: 1
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Fruit Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: Strikethrough. When played: Shuffle two Ultomatoes into your deck. For the rest of the game, all Ultomatoes get +1 and cost +1. Ultomato Evolution: This gets +1 for the amount of the Ultomato this was planted on had.
• Description: Ultomato yawns as unimaginable energies build up inside his being. It's cool. He can afford to wait. He's got allllll day.

Gumnut

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Nut Trick
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Ability: A Zombie gets -1 for how much it has. Draw a card.
• Description: "I only chew ham-flavored gum. Ham and salt."

Shine Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Flower Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 3
• Ability: Start of turn: You get +1 this turn. Fusion: You get +1 for the rest of the game.
• Description: "Peek-a-boo!" giggles Shine Vine, staring directly at you, the player. "Consider that fourth wall SHATTERED!"

Tumbleweed

• Cost: 3
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Leafy Trick
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Attack for 3 damage in a lane. If there's a Torchwood here, attack for 6 damage instead.
• Description: This zesty little guy can't wait to get at it! Places to do! Things to go! It works because he planned thoroughly ahead of time.

Olive Pit

• Cost: 4
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Fruit Environment
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Start of turn: If there is a Zombie here, destroy it and this environment.
• Description: Olive Pit lies buried deep underground, thinking furiously. What about? Hard to say. Maybe airplanes? Do helicopters count as airplanes?

Puffball

• Cost: 4
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Mushroom Trick
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Ability: Stun all Zombies. Conjure a Mushroom.
• Description: "You think cuz I'm Puffball that I'm puffy, that I'm soft, that I'm insubstantial? You need to change that thinking. PRONTO."

Explode-O-Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 3
• Ability: When destroyed: Do 1 damage to Zombies here and next door. Fusion: If the Plant played on this is destroyed, do 3 damage to Zombies here and next door.
• Description: Explode-O-Vine is sooooooooooooooo ready to explode. Just ridiculously ready. He's got the color picked out and everything.

Murkadamia Nut

• Cost: 2
• Class: Guardian
• Tribe: Nut Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 3
• Ability: Moonlight: This gets +7. Start of turn: Heal this for 1.
• Description: "Some say that encasing yourself in gelatin is no way to conduct an offense. I say they just haven't planted ME yet!"

Turkey-Pult

• Cost: 4
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Lob Bean Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 2/4
• Ability: Start of turn: Gain a Tofu Turkey.
• Description: Turkey-pult often feels her lower back ache. "They're ice cold and really comfortable," she says, as she puts an analgesic patch on her body. She strongly recommends all pults try them at least once.

Tofu Turkey

• Cost: 2
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Bean Trick
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Ability: All Plants get +1/+1.
• Description: Turkey-pult's turkeys are so delicious, you'd never know they were actually made of tofu! Almost never. You might know. Okay, fine, cards on the table: there is absolutely no way you could ever mistake these turkeys for the real thing.

Headbutter Lettuce

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Leafy Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 2/4
• Ability: When this hurts a Zombie, that Zombie gets -1/-1.
• Description: "Oh, is it that time? Time to headbutt zombies? Let me put on my butting face and I'll be right out!"

Boingsetta

• Cost: 5
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Leafy Trick
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Ability: Bounce a Zombie. Freeze Zombies next door and all Gravestones.
• Description: Boingsetta's a springy plant whose positive outlook is infectiously delightful! The chilling effect is merely a secondary consequence.

Stickybomb Rice

• Cost: 6
• Class: Kabloom/Smarty
• Tribe: Lob Plant
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 2/4
• Ability: Clustershot, Splash Damage 1. When this hurts a Zombie, stun that Zombie.
• Description: Someone once mistook her for wheat once, and ended up with several third-degree burns and wounds. Let that be a lesson, people.

Hocus Crocus

• Cost: 4
• Class: Mega-Grow/Smarty
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: This gets +1/+1 when anything is Bounced. Start of turn: Bounce a Zombie or another Plant with the highest Strength that isn't Hocus Crocus or Thyme Warp.
• Description: "Observe. Have I got anything up my sleeve? Do I even have sleeves? No? Prepare, then, to have your quaint and old-fashioned notions of spatial location SHATTERED FOREVER!!!"

Gloom Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Lunar Mushroom Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: Splash Damage 1. Lunar Fusion: The Plant played on this is Moonlit and gets Splash Damage 1.
• Description: Gloom Vine's gloomy exterior shouldn't be seen as implying a gloomy interior. His interior is gloomy, but for complicated personal reasons that go way back.

Draftodil

• Cost: 4
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: When this hurts a Zombie, that Zombie gets -1. When played on Heights: Bounce a Zombie.
• Description: Draftodil looks like she's full of hot air, but she isn't. She's full of highly compressed air. There's a difference!

Boom Balloon Flower

• Cost: 4
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 5
• Ability: Start of turn: Gain a Boom Balloon. When played: Shuffle 3 Doom-Shrooms into your deck.
• Description: Boom Balloon Flower's balloons are inflated with hydrogen and aerosolized kerosene. It's an anti-safety measure.

Boom Balloon

• Cost: 1
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Flower Trick
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Ability: Do 2 damage. Draw a card.
• Description: This would probably be a lot more effective if you were, I dunno, a monkey or something.

Pea Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Pea Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: Double Strike. Pea Fusion: The Plant played on this gets +1/+1 and Double Strike.
• Description: Pea Vine boosts Pea Plants, and he himself is a Pea Plant, so therefore... hang on... don't tell me... I can do this. I said DON'T TELL ME.

Inferno

• Cost: 4
• Class: Smarty/Solar
• Tribe: Leafy Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 3/3
• Ability: Strikethrough, Unfreezable. When this hurts a Zombie, Bounce that Zombie.
• Description: "Of course I burn zombies, that's a given. But what about how I sweep them down the lane through the sheer force of hot air? Where's my prize for that?"

Solar Sage

• Cost: 6
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Leafy Trick
• Rarity: Legendary
• Ability: Destroy a Zombie. Get +1 for how much that Zombie had.
• Description: "Ommm," Solar Sage hums softly to herself. But she's not kidding anybody. We all know her mind is filled with race cars and bulldozers.

Power Vine

• Cost: 3
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: This gets +1 when you play a Plant. Fusion: The Plant played on this gets +2 for each Plant.
• Description: Power Vine's noodly antennae tremble in electric anticipation and he grins, imagining firing laser bolts at zombies in tandem with his brothers.

Noctarine

• Cost: 1
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Lunar Fruit Trick
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Ability: A Lunar Plant is Moonlit this turn. Conjure a Lunar Plant.
• Description: For a plant churning with internal gases, Noctarine's opinions are shockingly conventional. "Jaws is a good movie," he says. Like, NO KIDDING, Noctarine!

Heath Seeker

• Cost: 4
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Flower Trick
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Do 2 damage to each Plant and Zombie.
• Description: Heath Seekers have always believed that the shortest distance between two points is an elaborately curved path that passes through several zombies and also looks pretty. Needless to say, they're struggling in geometry class.

Iceweed (Sector)

• Cost: 3
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Root Environment
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Before combat here: Do 2 damage to a Zombie here. When played: Freeze a Zombie here.
• Description: Is this similar to the Ice Moon?

New Generation

Tiger Grass

• Cost: 3
• Class: Mega-Grow
• Tribe: Leafy Animal Plant
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 3/2
• Ability: Double Strike. When this does damage for the first time this turn, this gets +2/+2. When played: Conjure an Animal.
• Description: The grass tiger waits within. Soon their time will come. And then... the slashes! THE FURY!!

Teleportato Mine

• Cost: 2
• Class: Guardian
• Tribe: Root Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1
• Ability: Team-Up. When played: Move a Zombie to this lane. When destroyed: Do 3 damage to a Zombie here.
• Description: Teleportato Mine's heard the "Help me! Help me!" joke a million times before but she smiles anyway. It's a classic!

Blockoli

• Cost: 3
• Class: Guardian
• Tribe: Leafy Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 6
• Ability: Team-Up, Untrickable. When a Zombie is played here, that Zombie gets -2.
• Description: "Hey, guys! Blockoli here! What's goin' on? Here comes a zombie! I'm gonna SLAM 'IM! With FISTS!"

Buttercup

• Cost: 1
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Flower Trick
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Ability: A Zombie gets -1/-1. Heal your Hero for 1.
• Description: Buttercup's sweet as can be, but she packs a wallop! "I'm not cheap," she says, referring to her flat 1 sun cost. "I'm reasonable."

Bramble Bush

• Cost: 2
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Leafy Berry Root Trick
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Stun a Zombie and do 1 damage to it. Conjure a Leafy, Berry, or Root.
• Description: Bramble Bush is a prickly sort. In fact, let's not beat around the Bramble Bush here; he's covered in extraordinarily dangerous spikes.

Rhubarbarian

• Cost: 3
• Class: Guardian
• Tribe: Leafy Root Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 3/6
• Ability: Double Strike, Hunt, Untrickable. If Rhubarbarian doesn't hurt a Zombie this turn, destroy this Rhubarbarian.
• Description: "My drive to punch things? Inescapable! That tree over there? PUNCH IT! That mailbox? SPLINTERS! Your coffee club punch card? LET ME AT THAT THING!"

Mega Gatling Pea

Already exists.

Levitater

• Cost: 2
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Root Trick
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Stun a Zombie. That Zombie is Unfighterable this turn.
• Description: "I'm a bit different from my other tater cousins. Chief among those differences, I'd say, is that I don't explode on contact, or at all. I stick around!"

Tomb Tangler

• Cost: 3
• Class: Guardian/Smarty
• Tribe: Root Trick
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Ability: Destroy a Gravestone. Stun Zombies next door.
• Description: "I don't know what these tombstones are made out of, but they sure make me belch out loud. Anyone dares disturb my siesta, I'll pull them down!"

Vamporcini

• Cost: 3
• Class: Guardian
• Tribe: Mushroom Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 6
• Ability: Team-Up. Start of turn: A Zombie here gets -1. Heal this for 1.
• Description: "Zombie blood Is Like Pizza, in that even when It's Bad, It's Good!"

Meteor Flower

• Cost: 5
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 3/3
• Ability: Unfreezable, Surpass. Start of turn: Do 6 damage to a random Plant or Zombie that has Dino-Roar.
• Description: "Out of this world molten mayhem! But first… coffee!!"

Chilly Pepper

Already exists.

Bun Chi

• Cost: 3
• Class: Mega-Grow/Smarty
• Tribe: Cactus Flower Animal Plant
• Rarity: Legendary
• Stats: 2/2
• Ability: Amphibious, Splash Damage 2. When this does damage, this gets +1/+1. When this hurts a Zombie, that Zombie gets -2. When played: Conjure an Animal. Start of turn: This gets -1.
• Description: While not as strong as some other Plants, he can contribute to the fight with his cuteness.

Bzzz Button

• Cost: 3
• Class: Smarty
• Tribe: Flower Trick
• Rarity: Rare
• Ability: Stun Zombies here and next door.
• Description: He believes in minimal Zombie attacks and minimal vowels.

BoomBerry

• Cost: 3
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Berry Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 3/3
• Ability: The Zombie here is Unfighterable. This gets +1 when you play a Berry.
• Description: Started the trend of Plant names being in CamelCase. Considering this and Bzzz Button's recent removal of a vowel, Bun Chi is not impressed.

MayBee

• Cost: 4
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Flower Animal Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 2/4
• Ability: When this hurts a Zombie, do 1 damage to that Zombie. Plant Evolution: Instead, when this hurts a Zombie, do 3 damage to that Zombie. This gets +2.
• Description: "I'm more than just a set of pretty bells ya know? I can also throw a wicked curveball."

SeaFlora

• Cost: 4
• Class: Smarty/Solar
• Tribe: Flower Plant
• Rarity: Rare
• Stats: 1/3
• Ability: Strikethrough, Amphibious. When played on water or Bog of Enlightenment: This gets Clustershot.
• Description: Sure, playing it on water means that it only attacks in two lanes, but you can move this afterwards! Did you not put Gardening Gloves in this deck?

Scaredy-shroom

• Cost: 1
• Class: Kabloom
• Tribe: Mushroom Plant
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Stats: 2/1
• Ability: This is stunned if a Zombie is in this lane, and gets +2 when a Zombie enters this lane.
• Description: "How did I get talked into this? I wish I was at home."

Bamboo Spartan

• Cost: 5
• Class: Guardian
• Tribe: Leafy Root Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 3/5
• Ability: This gets +5 when its is 2 or lower.
• Description: "For Tacos and Liberty! Scratch that.. for TACOOS!!"

Sundew Tangler

• Cost: 4
• Class: Solar
• Tribe: Flower Root Plant
• Rarity: Super-Rare
• Stats: 1/6
• Ability: When a Zombie here gets hurt, you get +1 next turn.
• Description: The main reason for their motive for draining Zombies? Gumnut.