Ask a Zombie

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Ask a Zombie was a series of blog posts on the official PopCap Games' website's Blog Ride section that ran from 2011 to 2014. Written in-character by a Newspaper Zombie, simply addressed as "Zombie," the series consisted of humorous responses to questions sent in by readers.

The blog posts were referred to as "editions," and were usually given unique titles to differentiate them, though some of the earliest editions were simply generically titled as "Ask a Zombie." Editions of Ask a Zombie were generally published every other week from July 2011 up until April 2014, with a few breaks usually coinciding with holidays. A total of 75 editions were published before the Blog Ride was discontinued in 2014 and the website itself was shut down in 2016. The series is no longer available on the official PopCap Games website.

Archive

• All editions from 2011
• All editions from 2012
• All editions from 2013
• All editions from 2014

List of editions

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• Ask a Zombie (July 20, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie (August 3, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie (August 17, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie (August 31, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie (September 14, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie: 'Advice to the Lovelorn' Edition (September 28, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie (October 12, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie (October 26, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie... DO IT! (November 9, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie: "You Aren't Doing Any Work Today Anyway" Edition. (November 22, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie, Centennial Edition (November 30, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie: "You Think You Pretty Clever" Edition (December 14, 2011)
• Ask a Zombie: "What is Wrong With People?" Edition (January 11, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: Questionable Typing Skills Edition (January 25, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: The "Couldn't Think of an Edition Name" Edition (February 8, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: The "Increasingly Inscrutable" Edition (February 22, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: The Joseph A. Wapner Tribute Edition (March 7, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Everybody Loves Lutefisk" Edition (March 21, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Speaking Truth to Flowers" Edition (April 4, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: The "Rick Steves Doesn't Have a Monopoly on Travel Advice" Edition (April 18, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: Sunflower Saves the Day Edition (May 2, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Cleaning Up the Sunflower's Mess" Edition (May 16, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Socks with Sandals" Edition (May 30, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "You Are Not Leaving My House Dressed Like That" Edition (June 12, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "And Your Ma is Good Looking" Edition (June 27, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: “Sure Happy It’s Tuesday” Edition (July 10, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Edition (July 25, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Have an Egg Roll" Edition (August 8, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Back to School" Edition (August 29, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "The Ol' Community College Try" Edition (September 12, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "20% Handsomer Than Before" Edition (September 26, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "How Many Licks Does It Take?" (October 10, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "Rainy Days and Mondays" Edition (October 24, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "In the Shadow of John Tyler" Edition (November 7, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "We Attack the Fort" Edition (November 20, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "King of the Franks" Edition (December 5, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "In the Bleak Midwinter" Edition (December 19, 2012)
• Ask a Zombie: "That Jackpot Question" Edition (January 2, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "The River is Just a River" Edition (January 16, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "How Do You Keep a Wave Upon the Sand?" Edition (January 30, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Advice to the Lovelorn" Edition (February 13, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Clankum and Bankum" Edition (February 27, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Fame or Notoriety?" Edition (March 13, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "With All the Frills Upon It" Edition (March 29, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "And That Rhymes with P" Edition (April 10, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "How Much Nezzar Could a Nebuchadnezzar?" Edition (April 24, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Standing on the Corner Watching All The Girls Go By" Edition (May 8, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Adventures in Wonderland (Revere, MA)" Edition (May 22, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "I Just Work Here" Edition (June 5, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "500th Post" Edition (June 19, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Friends Like These" Edition (July 3, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "And Spit Out Your Bones" Edition (July 17, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "You're Soaking In It" Edition (July 31, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "What Songs Does a Swan Know?" Edition (August 14, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Whistle and Clap Hands" Edition (August 28, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "You Gonna Be a Big Baby?" Edition (September 11, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "The Thrill of Broken Promises" Edition (September 25, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "The Treasure That You're Worth" Edition (October 9, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Just Average Pumpkin" Edition (October 23, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Unforeseen Consequences Are the Best Kind of Consequences" Edition (November 6, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Brighter Than a Lucky Penny" Edition (November 20, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Made from Jeremy's Tears" Edition (December 4, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "The Dawn of Our Folly" Edition (December 18, 2013)
• Ask a Zombie: "Victus Mortuus in Perpetuam" Edition (January 1, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "The Well is Full of Pennies" Edition (January 15, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "If the Camels Don't Get You the Fatimas Will" Edition (January 29, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "Bury Your Treasure Where It Can't Be Found" Edition (February 12, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "Playing Their Fiddles and Dancing Their Jigs" Edition (February 26, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "Don't Want To Be Just Anybody" Edition (March 12, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "Please Make Sure Your Seatbacks Are in Their Full Upright Position" Edition (March 26, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "It Was Homage, Rowland" Edition (April 9, 2014)
• Ask a Zombie: "Your Absence Ringing in My Ears" Edition (April 23, 2014)

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