User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Lost City
Too lazy to put down both sagas links.
Plot
- At the Frostbite Caves...*
Peashooter: *Comes into Penny chattering along with Wall-nut and Potato Mine*W-w-w-why was it cold.
Potato Mine: Y-y-y-you idiot.
Wall-nut:D-d-d-don't call him that.
Sunflower: *Goes inside perfectly fine*You all should stop fighting and make a truce already.
Peashooter: E-e-e-e-easy for you to say. Your not the one who's been trapped in an ice bloc for 23 minutes.
Wall-nut: W-w-w-where's Chomper?
Sunflower: He's doing patrol.*Chomper comes into Penny with fur and blood on his mouth*You ate a mammoth didn't you.
Chomper: *gulping*Sorry. I had to eat.
Potato Mine: But a mammoth? You son of a ...
Crazy Dave: Ra re wah!*Translation: Here we go!*
- Penny goes into a time portal and comes out into another one with temples*
Penny: We have arrived at the Lost City.
Peashooter: Well*looks at a temple*this looks intresting.
Wall-nut: Really? What makes you say that?*Sees some nearby Adventurer Zombie being squished by a giant stone.
Oh...
Crazy Dave: Oi, raco blana tamckle!*Translation: My, there's a temple with a taco.
Penny: Don't you dare.
Crazy Dave: Raco blana gwee grwa!*Translation: To the temple with a taco!**Drives Penny to the temple only to have a bouder come. Groonooo!*Translation: NOOOO!
Chomper: Well, this is bad.*Tries to eat the boulder only to be bounced back*Can sheepfy this?
Sunflower: Ummm...*Tries to sheepify the boulder only for the spell to be destroyed.* Nope.
Wall-nut: We're doomed. Initiate screaming.*All of the characters scream only for a plane to come and carry them.*
???: You OK?
Peashooter: *Gasping*Y-yeah. Who are you?
??? : I am Endurian, also known as the Lost Explorer Nut. I'm looking for a certain relic.
Potato Mine: Do you have any plants on board?
Endurian: Yes. There is Lava Guava, Red Stinger, A.K.E.E., Toadstool, Stallia, Gold Leaf, and Strawburst.
Sunflower: So no familiar faces.
Endurian: So what made you go to the Taco Temple?
Potato Mine: *glares at Dave*Well someone wants a taco that's lost in time.
Lava Guava: A taco? That's stupid as s***!
Peashooter: Don't say that or you get the wrath of Dave.
Stallia: I know his wrath is just as horrible as a tacos.
Crazy Dave:*Eyes on fire*RA TACO BLOOM GRA!!!!!!!!!*Translation: YOU SHALL NOT INSULT TACO!!!!!!!!!!**Grabs a chainsaw and starts chasing Stallia*
Peashooter: Tht at's why he's called Crazy Dave.
Endurian: I see. Red Stinger, turn off the light. I need to sneak them off somewhere.
Red Stinger: OK?
Endurian: So, why are you here?
Sunflower: To defeat Zomboss.
Endurian: Figures. The Doctor is evil everybody knows that.
Red Stinger:*From a speaker*Ladies and gentleplants, we are now going to turn off the flight.
Potato Mine: Sure, turn off the...TURN OFF THE FLIGHT?!!?
Endurian: Stupid flower can't hear well.
Sunflower: How do land safetly.
Toadstool: We don't. We're going to die.
Chomper: I don't think so.*Grab Toadstool's tounge*Quick, who' the most craziest plant here?
Lava Guava: That would be A.K.E.E.
A.K.E.E.: INSANE! I'M NOT INSANE, I'M CRA-Z!!!!!!*Throws Toadstool's tounge into a branch and swings on it like Indiana Jones.
Wall-nut: My goodness...save this merciless soul.
Toadstool: Owwww.
- All the plants and Dave swing on the rope before the plane crashes and blows up some trees*
Gold Leaf: Well, at least we are safe.
- All the plants and Dave drop into a group of Relic Hunters.
Sunflower: We're doomed.
Endurian: Nah, I know what to do.*Pulls out a fake turqious skull*Here's the relic, Go get it!*Throws the skull at Lava Guava*
Relic Hunter Zombies: SKULL!!!!*Goes to get the "skull, only to be burned by lava*
Strawburst: We win. PARTY!
Peashooter: Umm...not now.
Strawburst: I just pushed a button. It should get some confetti!
Peashooter and Endurian: NOOOOOOOO!*Strawburst pushes the button*.
Endurian: It's going to activate a trap!
Potato Mine: Don't be stupid. Zomboss will come.
- Flames come out and almost burn the plants.*
Lava Guava: Learn your traps b****.
Stallia: Zombies, comin in!
Excavator Zombie: Brains!
Red Stinger: *Attacking the zombie*This isn't working!
A.K.E.E.: TIME TO GO CRA-Z!*Destroys all the zombies*There!
Wall-nut: *whispering*Is she always like this?
Toadstool: Pretty much.
Sunflower: Well, what can possibly go wrong now?
- Shadow suddenly comes in which makes the plants look at it revealing Zomboss in it*
Peashooter: W-w-we didn't press your button.
Dr. Zomboss: You did. I activated your flame trap.
Potato Mine: Told ya.
Dr. Zomboss: But now you shall bow before the Zombot Aeroastic Gondola!
Endurian: It's just a gondola!
Dr. Zomboss: Heh.*pulls a lever which drops down Lost Pilot Zombies*That summons zombies! And you will like this.*drops a sandbag which activates a boulder*
Wall-nut: SCATTER!
- All plants scatter*
Stallia: This is bad.
Peashooter: Hmm...*Looks at Stallia and Dave*I got an idea.
Sunflower: What?
Peashooter: Distract Zomboss.
Sunflower: Umm..OK.*Turns a Lost Pilot into a sheep*
Dr. Zomboss: *Shaking the sheep off*Get off stupid animal!
Peashooter: Stallia, charge at Zomboss.
Stallia: *starts running*Why?
Peashooter: HEY DAVE! STALLIA CALLED TACOS STUPID!
Stallia: WHAT?!!?
Crazy Dave: GRACK GOOP!*Translation: F*** YOU!**Gets his chainsaw*
Stallia: YEEP!*Jumps onto Zomboss*Hide me from that man.
Dr. Zomboss: Get off me you idiot. Besides, this machine is strong enough to survive 1497 wrecking balls.
- Crazy Dave charges at the Zomboss slicing the machine in half*
Dr. Zomboss: *Sputtering*W-w-w-w*gets his evil face*NO MATTER! I SHALL PROCEED!*Teleports away.
Crazy Dave: Groo gra.*Translation: Your still dead.*
Endurian: Oh for peat sake.*Hands off a taco relic*Here you go.
Crazy Dave: GRIIB WRAGROO!*Translation: YES! ALL FORGIVEN!*
Chomper: Can I have some?*gets glared by everybody*What?
The End.