User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Dark Ages
You probably know what this link does. And this. But this saga will suprise unless you reread the description of the first link.
Plot
- In the Far Future...*
Peashooter:...and that's what happened!
Sunflower:What do we do Dave?
Crazy Dave:*Biting his nails*Ra ba Glo gla Taboo*Translation:Go to some timeline. Duh.*
Penny:User Dave, I'm not sure about that. We have to talk to Laser Bean about that.
Peashooter:I'll go check on him.*Walks out*
Sunflower:Is he going to be alright? Wait, ofcourse he is. He handled so much more than I did.
- 12 meters away*
Peashooter:Have you tracked Zomboss?
Laser Bean:Almost...DONE! They are in the Dark Ages.
Peashooter:Medival Times I'm guessing?
Laser Bean:Correct. Oh and also I found this.*Holds a medival book*This should help you on your quest.
Peashooter:You're not coming?
Laser Bean:I need to be with my rebel mates. Otherwise Starfruit's going to hijack the nearest vehicle and crash into stuff.
Peashooter:Alright, as long as this will help us save Wall-nut and Potato Mine I'm good.
- In the Dark Ages...*
Dr. Zomboss:*Talking to Wall-nut and Potato Mine in an A.P.P.J.U.J.*...and this is impossible to escape now! I have upgraded it to detect stuff underground. Prepare for sheepification later with two other plants.
Wall-nut:You'll never get aw...wait, did you say sheepification?
Potato Mine:And did he say two other plants?
???:Yeah.
- Wall-nut and Potato Mine turn around to see two other plants*
Wall-nut:Is it...
- A few miles away...*
Penny:*Comes from a portal*We have arrived at the Dark Ages.
Peashooter:It's night...like one of our lawn adventures.
Sunflower:True. If it's night here, it must have some mushroom friends in the present. Let's go get them.
Peashooter:OK, but first, lets follow the book Laser Bean gave to me.*Reads the book*It says to go that way. There's sign that says "Kings Kastle".This sign says King's Kastle. Lets go!
Sunflower:OK.*Walks wtih Peashooter not noticing blocked by vines is the words "King's Slave Kastle".
- 2 hours later...*
Sunflower:Peashooter, are you sure we're taking the right path. The book said that it would take only 2 minutes to get here.
Peashooter:Maybe time is diffrent here.*Arrives at a castle*. Perfect.*Knocks on the door*Anyone here?
???:*Slams the door on Peashooter's face*What do you want Lord...oh heh Sunflower.
Sunflower:Nice to see you too Sun-shroom. Now could you get that door off my friend please?
Sun-shroom:Sure. *Closes the door as Sunflower drags Peashooter in the castle* Puff-shroom, Fume-shroom, Hypno-shroom, and Sun Bean are here by the way.
Sunflower:Who's Sun Bean?
Puff-shroom:*Pops off the ceiling*He's a bean that makes zombies produce sun if they eat him.
Peashooter:*Groaning*OK.
Sun-shroom:Do you know what happened with Doom-shroom, Ice-shroom, and Scaerdy-shroom?
Peashooter:I think they're still in the present. Scaredy-shroom is probably in the closet drawer in the backyard.
Fume-shroom:I don't think so. I taught how to be brave. He should be more coversational now.
- In the present...*
Pea Pod:Could you come out little mushroom?
Scaredy-shroom :*In a closet drawer*NO. I don't want to make a pirate ship for Kernel-pult.
- Back in the Dark Ages...*
Wall-nut:I can't believe you gave me a piece of armor Magnet-shroom. That's awesome!
Magnet-shroom:Aww, shucks. Thats just my powers. Pea-nut over here helped me a little bit.
Potato Mine:How come I don't get a piece of armor?
Magnet-shroom:Cause your too tiny.
Pea-nut:Anyway, we are going to be sheepified in some time. Do you know what that means?
Wall-nut:*Putting on armor*No. What is it?
Pea-nut:You turn into a sheep.
Potato Mine:GULP!
- At the King's Slave Kastle...*
Puff-shroom:So your plan is to crash the castle with Penny.
Peashooter:Yep.
Puff-shroom:And Penny is a red vehicle that can time travel?
Sunflower:Yeah.
Sun Bean:*Looking through a telescope*Not going to happen. This Penny is surrounded by what appears to be a pirate and a normal zombie.
Peashooter:Great. Any other way to the castle besides walking?
Hypno-shroom:No, except this weird portal in the basement that teleports us to the castle for some reason.
Peashooter:*Glares at Hypno-shroom*Then use it.
Hypno-shroom:K, we'll be going in 4 minutes.
- At the other castle, a zombie with a wand comes*
Pea-nut:Wizard Zombie...
Wizard Zombie:Yes, I'm not dead again yet. Now prepare for sheepification.
Potato Mine:*Jumps on Wall-nut*Tell mommy I love her!
Wall-nut:Errr, you don't have a mom.
Potato Mine:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wizard Zombie:BWA HA HA HA HA HA!*Fires a spell*
- 25 seconds earlier and 75 meters away...*
Peashooter:*Pops up the basement door*Well, we're here.
Sun-shroom:You noticed?
Peashooter:Yeah, did you bring something explosive?
Hypno-shroom:We have a cannon.*Telepathically lifts a cannon*.
Sunflower:Umm...I don't think cannons were invented at this time.
Fume-shroom:Don't ask how we got this.*Fires the cannon*
- Back in the A.P.P.J.U.J....*
Wizard Zombie:OK, next time don't where a suit of armor.
Wall-nut:Umm...*Notices a cannonball*INCOMING!*Cannonball blows up the castle blowng away Wall-nut, Potato Mine, Pea-nut, Magnet-shroom, and Wizard Zombie to Sunflower*Uhh...oh, hi Sunflower!
Sunflower:Hey, uhh...that two headed brown plant is Pea-nut right?
Pea-nut:Yeah.
Sunflower:Cool and*notices Wizard Zombie's staff*whats that?*Walks towards it*
Peashooter:I'm glad to see everyone in one piece but where's Sunflower.
Sunflower:Oh, I'm just going to grab this weird staff thingy and see what it does.
Peashooter:Ohh, O...wait, WHAT!*Sunflower touches the staff creating an explosion*W-w-w-hat just happened?
Sunflower:I don't kno...*Notices Wizard Zombie stirring*ZOMBIE!
Wizard Zombie:You*gasp*shall*wheeze*not*pant*pass!
Sunflower:Uh oh.*Waves staff turning Wizard Zombie into a sheep*Wow. I can live with this.
Magnet-shroom:Thats cool and all, but you need a holder. Let me get one.*Electrifies and attracts a metal staff holder*Here you go.
Sunflower:Thanks!*Takes the holder and puts her staff in it.*.
Peashooter:Now what do we do?
Pea-nut:Would you like to know why I was captured?
Sun-shroom:Why?
Pea-nut:I found out about a secret prophecy, but zombies found me and captured me.
Magnet-shroomLI tried to help, but I got captured too.
Peashooter:Whats the prophecy?
Pea-nut:Prepare to be amazed...*Speaks in a creepy tone*A descendent of Partur shall rise from rifts. A fellow dead shall raze the cause. The dragon's neck, cut by sword. And...
Puff-shroom:BUTTON!*Pushes nearby button*
Potato Mine:S***!*Ground trembles as a dragon ridden by Zomboss pops out of the earth*
Dr. Zomboss:You fools have fell for my trap. Now I shall burn you with the Zombot Dark Dragon!
Peashooter:RUN!*Everyone runs*
Sunflower:Hey, I got a plan. Lets go to Dave and Penny.
Puff-shroom:Didn't Balloon-shroom say it was guarded by some zombies?
Fume-shroom:Yeah, I di...WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Peashooter:I think Sunflower has an idea.
- Later...*
Crazy Dave:Gla ba Noogbo Brack!*Translation:Don't hurt me!*
Pirate Captain Zombie:Only if you give ye 10000 doubloons!
Zombie:Actually, eat his brains no. CHARGE!*Suddenly turns into a sheep*Baa!
Crazy Dave:Lib Yop Shreak?*WTF happened?*
Sunflower:*Runs in with her staff*No time to explain. Send in someone.*
Penny:Who?
Sunflower:ANYBODY!
- Outside...*
Dr. Zomboss:Ha ha ha! You fools! You have led me to your transpotation. Now I will destroy it!*Begins to charge up fire only to get hit by a mallet from a time portal*
Peashooter:Ahh, Kernel-pult, just in time!
Kernel-pult:Why was I brought here matey?
Wall-nut:And he still speaks Piratease.
Peashooter:Ignore him. You brought to stop that dragon.
Kernel-pult:I can do that. I want revenge! Wounder if my new ship is stabalized right now?
- But...*
Bonk Choy:We have to stabilize this ship or we'll be dead meat!
Blover:SHUT UP FIST LEAF!
- Back at the medival times...*
Peashooter:Pea-nut, Potato Mine, Wall-nut, Sunflower, Puff-shroom, GO! Me and the others will hold Zomboss off.
Sunflower:But...
Peashooter:NOW!
- Sunflower, Potato Mine, Wall-nut, Puff-shroom, and Pea-nut travel to mountain where they find a sword in a rock.
Puff-shroom:We found the sword. Lets just go and*Tries to pull the sword but fails*WTF! This is super-glued.
Potato Mine:Lemme try.*Tries to pull the sword, but also fails*Why can't I pull it.
Wall-nut:Was there any more of that prophecy you didn't finish Pea-nut?
Pea-nut:Yeah. You missed...*Turns creepy again*And can only be lifted by a descendent of the king.
Sunflower:*Takes out a medival book*Peashooter gave this too me while we were rescuing you guys. Anyway, who is this King Partur? Ahh there it i...uh oh.*Sees a picture of Pea with a crown, robes, all those kingly stuff*We need to get Peashooter.
- Meanwhile...*
Peashooter:Gods, this is getting tough.
Kernel-pult:Ye, Yeh must admit, is stronger now.*Dodges a fireball*
Fume-shroom:Well, as long as those 5 can pull the sword, we'll win and*Puff-shroom appears out of nowwhere*Are you supposed to be with Sunflower?
Puff-shroom:I know, but it appears that only Peashooter can pull the sword.
Peashooter:What?*Rushes super fast and gets to the mountain in 30 seconds*What did I miss.
Sunflower:Just pull the sword.
Pea-nut:We don't have much ti...*Zomboss destroys the mountain flinging the sword near Peashooter and Wall-nut*
Dr. Zomboss:Ha Ha Ha Ha! Good bye forever!*Breathes fire on Peashooter only for it to be blocked by Wall-nut*What, get out of the way you cretin!
Wall-nut:*Armor starts to melt*Pull the sword Peashooter!
Peashooter;Right!*Pulls the sword and immediatly blocks the flames*Cool!
Dr. Zomboss:You menace! Zombies, ATTACK!*Summons an army of zombies*'
Peashooter:I got this.*Charges at the army and slices every single one*Now, there is one more thing to chop.
Dr. Zomboss:Never!*Breathes fire only for the Dark Dragon's head to be chopped*Curses! No matter. I shall prevail soon. One day...*Goes in a time sphere and escapes*'
Peashooter:Well, with this sword and Sunflowers staff, we can surely beat Zomboss now. Right?
Everyone Else:Right!
Epilouge
???:*Gasps*I just had a sense. Of a magic that is like mine. I lost my powers to bearded zombie. I was cursed. But now, I shall find my weapon.
- Elsewhere...*
Zombie:Well, being a sheep sucks.
Pirate Captain Zombie:Arr, agreed matey. When will Zomboss resuce us?
Zombie:Oh, right about*Zomboss appears out of nowhere*now. Lets go.
The End