User:Camwood777
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"Now, you're probably wondering what I'm gonna need all this speed for; after all, I do build up speed for 12 hours. But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes."
~pannenkoek2012, Watch for Rolling Rocks in x0.5 A Presses, when it gets real
Hello, and welcome to my page... I guess...
...You might know me from elsewhere. I'm all over the place. Whats that? I'd be everywhere and nowhere? Not even close. But I am all over the web. You probably know me as Camwoodstock if you do...
Here, though, I've been here since November 7th of 2014... Lurked for what feels like forever, starting at least in January 5th, 2016, but I joined the community on February 5th, 2016...
I'm Rollback, so if you need my help reverting edits, you know who to call... I'm also a chat mod (came bundled with discussion mod), despite the fact I'm rarely on chat... I'm also a Discussion Moderator, so if you also need me to help with a thread, be it closing/locking it, deleting it, or highlight/de-highlight it, you can also contact me... I'm even a content moderator, so I can help in deleting things, locking pages, and other sorts of things, so ask me about those... Or maybe not, I can't tell...
This user has been infinitely flocked by administrator chickens for cracking eggs.
More About You?
Um... Fine...? I'm no good at explaining myself, since I'm kind of a lost soul... But, I'll do my best, okay...?
- Age: I'm 16, as of writing this. My birthday is April 7th, 2001.
- Gender: I'm a boy, but I'm incredibly feminine. I'd prefer to be called a male, but just be considered a very feminine one.
- Personality: I really don't know... I'm generally really nice, as well as kinda jokey, and chaotic, but I know there's a time and a place for it... If I don't know a person well, I'm either aggressive/rude to them or incredibly timid... It varies a lot, I've noticed, especially depending on the community...
- Mental Stuff: I am a high-functioning Autistic (Aspergers Syndrome, to be exact), as well as social anxiety... I used to have depression, but it's the anxiety that lingered from it that gets me... I also, apparently, have ADHD... If that's interesting or useful to know, I guess...?
- Relationships: I'm bisexual, preference towards women, though... I'm also single, though I do have a crush... I-I won't say who, though, and you're probably not the one if you had to ask who it is...
- Likes: Video games, obviously. I also like surreal stuff, things easy to understand and/or do, and people being nice to each other. I want nothing more than peace in real life. Though in video games, not so much, ironically enough; I'll fight the zombie war as much as I want. I write for fun, too...
- Dislikes: I really don't like people being angry or aggressive to others... Especially me... I'm easily scared when it comes to social situations...
- Favorite Games: Aside from the obvious Plants vs. Zombies, I love games by Osamu Sato. Eastern Mind is my favorite game of all time, even beating out PvZ, though since PvZ is easier to talk about as more people know about it, I usually talk about PvZ more as a result.
- Favorite Foods: I love Cheddar Jack Cheez-its. Those are amazing. French fries too.
- Favorite Cartoons: For ones on television, SpongeBob is amazing, for Seasons 1-3, at least... But for web animation, Homestar Runner and Inanimate Insanity are near and dear to my heart; I even moderate /r/inanimateinsanity, the official II subreddit! I also like BFDI.
- Favorite Plant: Scaredy-shroom, Cattail, Winter Melon, Primal Sunflower, Strawburst, Shrinking Violet... Oh my goodness me, so many choices...!
- Favorite Zombie: Arcade Zombie, Zombie Chicken, Catapult Zombie, Newspaper Zombie, Imp... Still a lot of choices!
- Least Favorite Plant: Blooming Heart. Screw it, it had one job, and yet on release, it blew it.
- Least Favorite Zombie: At the risk of angering Buyspins on reddit, I'll give Octo Zombie a pass, in favor of the more aggravating Fisherman Zombie. I do not wish for his fish.
- Favorite PvZH Heroes: Nightcap and Solar Flare are total cuties and cinnamon rolls, and need to be protected from the horrible world we live in... Rustbolt is awesome (#HPWall4Lyfe) and Impfinity is also pretty good. Oh, and Professor Brainstorm.
- Least Favorite PvZH Heroes: Wall-Knight intercepted all fun and needs to stop immediately. Immorticia, too. And Z-Mech is just... wow.
- Favorite PvZH Cards: Well... Let's just say, link bomb inbound.
- Set 1: Mirror-Nut, Sergeant Strongberry, Black-Eyed Pea, Snowdrop, Bean Counter, Cornucopia, Maniacal Laughter, Teleport, Trickster, Valkyrie, Disco Zombie, Knight of the Living Dead, Camel Crossing, and Toxic Waste Imp.
- Galactic Gardens: Photosynthesizer, Pair Pearadise, Banana Bomb, Sweet Pea, Cosmic Bean, Venus Flytraplanet, Cheese Cutter, Cyro-Brain, Medulla Nebula, Teleporter Zombie, Binary Stars, Screen Door Zombie, Graveyard, Ducky Tube Zombie.
- Events: Health-Nut, and High-Voltage Currant, Plucky Clover, Mayflower, Spyris, Sun-shroom, Secret Agent, Leprechaun Imp, Bonus Track Buckethead, Defensive End, and Imposter.
Least Favorite PvZH Cards: I won't bother splitting these up. Doubled Mint deserves this spot, alone. Screw. Him.
- Favorite PvZ1 World: The Roof. I love lobbed-shot plants, okay...?
- Least Favorite PvZ1 World: Fog... I hate it so, so much...
- Favorite PvZ2 World: Frostbite Caves, Modern Day... There's quite a bit of good options!
- Least Favorite PvZ2 World: Jurassic Marsh... It's more how difficult it is...
- Favorite Chinese Exclusive: Lighthouse Flower. Just the absurdity alone, and the sheer not-plant-classed-as-a-plant makes it hilarious, and well worth it, if you ask me.
- Least Favorite Chinese Exclusive: Gunpowder Devil and Knife-Wielding Swordsman can go ahead and fall off a cliff for all I care...
- What do you do?: Really, whatever I can... I don't have any exact ideas, but what I can do that won't screw stuff up, I'll do my best to do.
- What have you done?: Whatever I can, as I said before... Most significantly, though, I made two templates; Unused and SensitiveContent Their original proof of concepts, among more minor (but still noteworthy) contributions to the wiki can be found below.
- Plans of the future: I'll just stay here, maybe end up as a staff member of a bigger position by demand of the other members, I don't know... I'll cross that bridge when I reach it, and probably burn it in the process.
- When did you reach staff positions?: Well...
- Rollback: Promoted on March 31st, 2016. Thread here.
- Chat Mod: Came bundled with Discussion Mod, which that's here. However, I only formally became one here, a bit later on.
- Discussion Mod: Promoted on June 7th, 2016. Thread here.
- Content Mod: Promoted on December 18th, 2016. Thread here. Took 2 attempts.
- Admin: Promoted on May 19th, 2017. Thread here. Took 3 attempts.
- B-crat: ...are you pulling my leg? Am I being detained?
Wiki Friends
- Starfruity: Very swell, and also probably the nicest member I know here... Like, he's stepped up for me, and even encouraged me to do stuff that'd both help the wiki grow, but also help with templates altogether. Without him, I doubt I might even be here...
- Marcia Aeris: Helped fix the General Discussion (off topic) branch, so they immediately have my respect... On top of also having stood up for me on several occasions, and also being incredibly nice, they're one of the nicest people I know here... Even though they retired from staff, I have them on Skype, and I love their company whenever they're online... Honestly, probably my favorite user here, to be honest, and I doubt I would've stayed here without them being here...
- Snapdragon717: Really nice in chat whenever I go there, and also very understanding... And very fancy, too. He's a dapper snapdragon... A dapper snapper?
- Zambiealex: Truth be told, I'm not entirely sure what to say about the relationship I have with him, but I'm perfectly fine with him and enjoy his presence. He's also a hardworking guy, and while most people don't really recognize him for it, I do...
- Microphone DJ 125: Generally a particularly nice person from what I know... Also did stand up for me on at least one occasion, so... He still needs to turnip the beet, though.
- ToxicGluttony: They're honestly my closest friend off the wiki... I don't know what would happen to me if I didn't have them for a friend...
My Wiki History
I actually have two wiki histories. One is for general wiki history, and a compendium of every event to ever occur on it, and one is my story.
- HotW - History of the Wiki (The Wiki-Wide history)
- RoALs - Recountings of a Lost Soul (The tale of a hormonal teenager moderating a wiki for a game where plants battle the undead. A tale of mischief, serious business, tragedy, absurdity, and most of all, probably a lot of stupidity.)
Misc. Stuff
The stuff not needing its own sections...
Stuff I did elsewhere
- I also made Dimension C on the PvZCC wiki... If that's interesting, I guess...?
Game Achievements
- In King of Thieves (iOS), I gained a perfect gem after 1 year of continuous play.
- In Cookie Clicker (web), I baked a total of 3 decillion cookies over about 2 years and 4 months of play, and almost a dozen update and betas... And the amount of cookies still grows.
- In Plants vs. Zombies: GOTY Edition (PC, via steam), I have almost 400 hours of playtime.
- In Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, I have over 200 achievements out of the 276 possible ones.
- In Deadly Rooms of Death, I have clocked in over 2,250 hours in-game. I've also:
- Mastered King Dugan's Dungeon 2.0, almost all challenges, all postmastery rooms finished
- Conquered The City Beneath, 5 secret rooms to go before mastery
- Mastered Gunthro and the Epic Blunder, 100% challenges, all postmastery rooms finished
Wiki Stats
- Lucky Blovers: 5
- "500 Edits" Badges: 7
- Peacekeeper Badges: 5
Zombie Defender (first edit) was obtained from Ice Level.
Peacekeeper was obtained from Kongfu World - Day 25.
Peacekeeper II was obtained from Small-Nut.
Peacekeeper III was obtained from Far Future - Day 8 (PvZ: AS).
Peacekeeper IV was obtained from Lost City - Day 15 (Chinese version: pre-1.8).
Peacekeeper V was obtained from Ice Level.
Peacekeeper VI is currently unobtained.
Morticulturalist was obtained from Gold Bloom.
Boss Fight was obtained from Ancient Egypt - Day 3 (Chinese version: pre-1.8).
Last Updated: 5/7/2017
Where to find me
Usually, my username is Camwoodstock on most sites, but here's some hotlinks... If you need to contact me, well, you know where to, now.
- Reddit: Usually your best bet... I also moderate /r/OsamuSato, so, um... Yeah?
- FurAffinity: Usually your second best option. Oh, and I post art here... And writing... if that's interesting? You need an account set to be able to view up to mature content, though, since some of it is of dubious appropriateness for younger people... (and some of it is just blatantly not for children. so be cautious, stay in drugs, don't do school, eat your seatbelt, and wear your breakfast.)
- PokeFarm: Usually tied for the second best option, if not somewhere between the first and second... I go on there frequently.
- Tumblr: I rarely use it nowadays, the site grew too toxic for my tastes, but on the chance I use it, you can find me here. Beware of my more... foul language there, by the way. Don't expect a reply anytime soon, though...
Other websites
I do use other websites, but I don't feel it necessary to contact me via there... You can always check 'em out, though...
- DeviantArt: I'm Jadesprite413 there... I rarely post art there nowadays, on account of FurAffinity being better for me.
- YouTube: I'm Camwoodstock there... I rarely post videos there at all. I'd love to make them, but it's too much effort for me, and I know nobody would watch them...
On the wiki
In terms of the means of communication on the wiki, I usually use the Forum of Wisdom, and you'll occasionally see me pop in on Chat. I rarely use blogs. I'll also be editing the mainspace, as to be expected. I also occasionally leave comments on articles, typically bad puns...
Personal Notes to Self
Using this as a reference so I know when to edit, what to edit, what to do, and stuff... It's probably not interesting to anyone else, but who knows? You might like it... There's also some archived stuff of things I've done, like the original Unused Template design...
Links to things
Things You Need to Do
- Finish filling out this article, you dummy
- Template order on the PvZ2C levels (it's dreadful right now)
- Figure out how to add a CSS background to your profile page
- Filling out this, especially
Things You Did
- Historic Proof of Concept for the "Unused" template
- Historic Proof of Concept for the "SensitiveContent" template
- Past Tense-ification of (almost) all of the Pre-1.8 articles for Plants vs. Zombies 2 (Chinese version)!
- Past Tense-ification of a ton of Plants vs. Zombies Adventures articles!
- Beans! :3
Stuff I want in PvZ
- Lobbed-Shot world in PvZ2, someday...
- Breakthrough in modding PvZ allows for some crazy stuff.
- Pls giv me cornucopia in PvZH ;-;
List of PvZ Things I Own
The Games
Plants Vs. Zombies
- PC (GOTY) - via Steam
- PC (GOTY) - via GameHouse
- Kindle Fire - New Version/HD
- Nintendo DS - Regular DS (owned by younger brother)
Plants Vs. Zombies 2
- Kindle Fire (via google play, i think it's a 4th gen?) - Current Version
Plants Vs. Zombies Heroes
- Kindle Fire (also via google play, same device as the one for PvZH2) - Current Version
Premium Content (PvZ2)
Premium Plants
- Power Lily
- Squash
- Imitater
- Pea-nut
- Hypno-shroom
- Hurrikale
- Homing Thistle
- Fire Peashooter
- Dandelion
- Lava Guava
- Strawburst
- Grapeshot
- Cold Snapdragon
- Shrinking Violet
Upgrades
- +1 Seed Slot
- +1 Plant Food Slot
- Starting Sun
- Shovel Sun Upgrade
- Pinata Tracker 1
The Merch
- Plants vs. Zombies 2015 Calendar
- Cowboy Zombie and Chili Bean figurines
- Sunflower plush toy
- Zombie plush toy