User:Vimpire thats ther3

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Hello fellow existent user.


DO NOT DO ANYTHING HERE! IT IS USELESS!

Or you could post something to prove you’re better than the idiot I may end up being.


Huh, I should have expected you to keep reading. But I did, I’m just kidding.

My favorite plants are:


  • Day: sunflower
  • Night: puff shroom (it’s free and a nice garg distraction)
  • pool: threepeater (trumpet heads)
  • fog: starfruit (just in PvZ1 for this part)
  • roof: melon pult
  • upgrade: winter melon
  • Player’s house: potato mine
  • ancient Egypt: Iceberg lettuce
  • pirate seas: Threepeater (again)
  • Wild West: pea Pod
  • frostbite caves: rotobaga
  • lost city: gold leaf (though, gosh darn it, she’s exclusive)
  • far future: Blover (a cheap instant kill when combo’d)
  • Dark Ages: sun shroom (I’d call it OP, it costs 25 and grows to a cheaper primal sunflower)
  • Neon mixtape tour: Thyme warp (when you say it backwards, you get “praw emyhT” and it’s fun to say that)
  • jurrasic marsh: Primal Sunflower (I think she’s cuter than the other JM plants)
  • Big wave beach: bowling bulb
  • modern day: moonflower
  • premium: all the mints (I’m a massive fan of them, and I’m pretty sure only some other huge fans are bigger fans than me)
  • Peashooter variant: ice
  • sunflower variant: fire
  • chomper variant: yeti (R A N G E)
  • cactus variant: electric
  • corn variant: commando
  • rose variant: nec’rose
  • citron variant: iron
  • BFN exclusive: acorn (I almost got it to GM4, but my Xbox denied me from opening the game and anyways I suck at Switch controls)
  • guardian: forget-me-mistakes-nuts
  • Smarty: Snipin’ your heads off Starfruit (awesome in all the other games too)
  • solar: aloesaurus



And here’s my least favorite plants:

  • All PvZH 1/1 commons (duh)
  • Pineclone (unless with molekale cuz that’s nuts)
  • All environment synergy plants except The trick

here’s my favorite zombies:

Here’s the zombies I want to scream at:

  • Hook man of my deaths
  • STUPID FOOTBALL MECH IDIOT.
  • rocker garg that kills
  • Ya know, I wish you could kill dinos and put ankylo down here.

I used to hate wizards and healers, but I saw some types of instants that were super effective, and boingsetta cleansed my hatred of octo zombies.

Favorite gnomes:

  • One that should chuck his weapon at fisherman zombie
  • Shoot hair metal

evil gnomes:

  • Giant one who you can’t beat 100 of them
  • giga corn watchyamacallit (I’m not an idiot, I put it here because it’s infinity-time exclusive)

I have every PVZ game except the ones that were discontinued (in fact, I never had any), and THOSE CHINESE ONES.

Jams and songs

I like every jam except power ballad (I just think it’s bad), and metal (because it’s the sign of buttkicker gargantuar)

PvZ soundtrack.png This user's favorite Song is Graze the roof.


first template I put down! Wohoo!

Heroes

My favorite heroes are Nightcap and time-for-you-to-Rust-bolt. (You can shoot me if you want)

I like nightcap because of the superpowers (and Bird of Paradise shenanigans), and Rustbolt because I make decks with Stompadon and tricks.


My favorite deck types are conjuring decks and trick decks.

My stupid stuff just to put down more links

I am very random and will waste a lot of time here And you said pokra was op

Wizards aren’t half bad, see?

Anti DMD if you block

Vimpiruined :(

Here’s some things I have achieved:

  • kill all zombots
  • Have all lawn of doom plants (but not shadow pea)
Wow...
Wow...
  • Think fisherman is more evil than hair metal gargantuar.
  • Be a mad winter mint collector who has all plants for that family
  • Have no 4x legendaries... wait a second.
  • be a brainy event collector with at least one of each.
  • FINALLY win bobsled bonanza (AKA icy heck)

Here’s some combos I made (before seeing them):

  • Molekale and pear field
  • Potted powerhouse and self boosting plants
  • Stompadon, card draw tricks, and trick synergy
  • asteroid gargantuar and sacrifice rocket

Here’s where useless things are kept:

  • you would call a HMG exterminator if there was such thing
  • grate the cheese, don’t cut it
  • I can go through WALLS YOU KNOW! What a liar...
  • how you roll the stone

Favorite worlds:

  • PvZ1: roof
  • pvz2: Modern
  • gw: both pirate maps
  • gw2: zombopolis
  • heroes: CC’s map
  • BFN: Tourist trap island.

what:


Here’s some idiotism (what) at its finest, as well as a UP card: (it’s not sarcasm)

  • name: lord vimpire
  • Cost: -999,999,999
  • stats: infinite/infinite
  • traits: team up, deadly, strikethrough, splash damage infinity, bullseye, double strike, armored infinity, untrickable, ability immunity, etc.
  • ability: all zombies have frenzy. When a zombie destroys a plant, it gets infinity+/infinity+, bullseye, deadly, strikethrough, and sarcasm
  • rarity: joke
  • set: tokens of hacks and all that other junk
  • description: Don’t ruin this, kid. I’M LOOKING AT YOU!

Here’s the effect of sarcasm:

  • unkillable
  • what else did you think, you had to hack for this trait? No, it’s only attached to joke-rarity cards.

Here’s another piece of garbage I spent 5 minutes on:

  • name: zombot 999999999999999999999
  • cost: -999,999,998 (I’m still the worst of them all)
  • stats: 9999999999999999999999999999999/99999999999999999999999999999999999
  • traits: none
  • ability: when this does damage: destroy all plants, the plant hero, and the plant hero’s data
  • rarity: stop trying
  • set: real
  • description: NOT THE WORST CARD.

worst plant of them all:

  • name: doom fume
  • cost: -999,999,998
  • stats: guess/guess
  • traits: hero deadly, strikethrough
  • ability: none
  • Rarity: real
  • set: stop trying
  • Description: they ARE UP, because there is something called INTEGER OVERFLOW!!!

worst plant (again)

  • name: peeshooter
  • Cost: -HUH
  • Stats: guess/guess
  • traits: reality
  • ability: this is pure destruction
  • rarity: otherworldly
  • set: cmon bois
  • description: destiny at it’s non-finest.

Lack of sanity = integer overflow. So get outta here. You DON’T wanna use these craps. Just recycle them for 2,000,000,000 sparks.

Awesome

Some other things:

Rip no plain PH or modern lawn pics
Destruction.
  • to craft bread, you need cheese cutter and a duck (apparently)
  • to teleport dimensions, you must be dumber than my ideas
  • when your jokes are ruined, walk up to whoever ruined it and knock them out
  • a three-tribe card would have something like: imp imp imp zombie, which would get 3x the imp synergy (imp commander would draw three cards when this hurt the plant hero, and toxic waste imp would be waste-imped)



Really, why should I use these?

  • garlic (PvZ2)
  • stallia under lvl5 (which I don’t have it at lvl5)
  • Stupidity coil bean
Look at the admiral, too, because that’s how.

Here is something random:

jdjdhwkvuejckdhfhwjfjj zombies exist in this world.

Here are some plants I completely underestimated:

  • phat beet
  • laser bean
  • Blover
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