User blog:Fairy27/Epic Quest Fiction (Modern Lives Section): Electrical Boogaloo

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The long hiatus is over. The fiction's back with a vengance . Fairy27 here for the 4th installment of the Epic Quest series, Electrical Boogaloo. 

Also, you notice the fact it has the "Modern Lives Section", right? Yup, the fiction will be divided into 3 sections. Check userpage for details once I update it.

Sypnosis

The location of Electric Currant is found, in a disco party. However, in there, a conflict is going on. There are TWO Punk Zombies, one from the Gem Jam part and one from the Rescue the Gold Bloom part. There is supposed to be one only, considering that the NMT plants had defeated the clones. Which is which? Why would the main one be important? And why is Electric Currant supporting the speakers of an unknown zombie around the parts?

Plot

(The fiction starts in a house known as the Timely House where it has the time travelling portal, at night. This actually occurred 5 months later from the previous fiction.) 

Gold Bloom: I guess Kiwibeast didn't get an actual reaction about me having that personality disorder 5 months ago... *gulp* 

Aloe: One thing I didn't know is that it was an Epic Quest from the start. (Kiwibeast is staring at the window, thinking of something...) 

Kiwibeast: (Should I travel by myself for a few more months, then go back? I shouldn't be doing this.) 

Gold Bloom: *looks the left window* What's this? Neon lights?  Aloe: *notices the Travel Log receiving a quest signal from the lights* Looks like something to go. You two, be prepared!

Kiwibeast: Night time even? 



(The place where the lights came from, which is the disco house...apparently zombies like it and are attracted.)

Gold Bloom: I...can't even go there by myself...care to do it first?

Aloe: As per usu- (Before it happened, someone kicked Aloe out of the door) 

Gold Bloom: ...! 

Kiwibeast: Who was that?! 

Aloe: *sigh* What a rude character of him. *opens the door, seeing tons of zombies, then closes it* And I don't think we can handle a thousand zombies by ourselves there! 



(Inside the disco house) 

Impunk: It's only a matter of time before he arrives! *shakes head*

Neon Buckethead: You're being crazy again, and he himself is crazy with a certain discussion! Why it couldn't be about the party itself and not his whole story? 

???: Bzzt! Switching the music jam and the light direction! 

Neon Buckethead: ...I almost forgot that the DJ here is a plant. 

???: Electric Currant at your bzzt-serviz! It's a living being dealt by another zombie! 

(The zombie who just entered walks in, not minding the dances and everything. He looks for a specific zombie...)

Impunk: *sees the mysterious zombie holding a log* Isn't there supposed to be only one of him?! All of his clones were vanquished not too long ago! I guess I was mistaken! *continues to shake his head* 

???: *has a familiar appearance and finds another one of himself* Finally found you...imposter self. 

Impunk: Hey Punk Zombie with the log! Aren't you just a clone? "Punk Zombie #2": Mistaken, bud. 

The other Punk Zombie: *notices his "counterpart"* YOU are mistaken. I never use logs at all. 

Impunk: Err...you did once to get across the broken bridge before. 

Punk Zombie: If a fight is necessary, then break a leg. 

Electric Currant: Whoa, time is suddenly quick, zap! 30 minutes left! 

Neon Buckethead: ...Can the right jam be played right now? 

Electric Currant: Curr-right! *switches music again* 

"Punk Zombie #2": *drops log* You two. And hopefully no interruptions! 

Impunk: (It's pretty obvious who's the real one.) I can identify, how about the way you two kick instead of actual fighting? It can ruin this awesome party! 

"Punk Zombie #2": Desired. 

(Both Punk Zombies kick a random object, measuring the distance they were kicked away...when a scream was heard after both objects were outside!) 



Gold Bloom: *hit by two wooden (and the random) jars by the head and sheds a tear* It...it HURTS! 

Aloe: *covers Gold Bloom's mouth* We need to hide, now! *heals Gold Bloom, then hears footsteps* 

Kiwibeast: Footsteps alert, don't get our guards down! 

???: I'm betting he's inside! Let's go, backups! *enters the disco house* 

Impunk: Try the speakers! 

Punk Zombie: No for now. He's here! *points at ???* 

"Punk Zombie #2": (Must act cool! Come on, self!) Hey dude! Ready for the action? 

Punk Zombie: That's MY job! 

???: Tch, look what happens when he pretends to be the punk participant. 

"Punk Zombie #2": I'm the real one! I know what to do, 

Disco Zombie! Or the 49th one. 

Disco Zombie #49: Solution's simple! There are plants at the entrance door, hiding somewhere! Whoever finds one and kicks him or her to me is the real Punk Zombie! 

Punk Zombie: Taking that. *goes outside to find plants* "Punk Zombie #2": I'm doing that first! *follows* 



Aloe: We need to plan carefully. There's 3 of us and there's 2 of them. Only one can be safe. I actually think we will help them. 

Kiwibeast: WHAT? But zombies all are against plants! 

Gold Bloom: You always help everyone! I still don't understand why! 

Aloe: Ally or enemy, I have the desire to help everybody. Even then, the enemies will learn what they did learn for their second chance, or the other way around. 

(The Punk Zombies found Aloe and Kiwibeast) 

Both Punk Zombies: Found them! 

Punk Zombie: Just let this end! It should be decided! *kicks Aloe to the disco house* 

"Punk Zombie #2": Blah, blah, blah! We'll see! *kicks Kiwibeast to the disco house* 



Disco Zombie #49: I already observed, baby! From the window, I saw how you two kick the plants! *points at Punk Zombie He's the true one. Now, the agreement... 

"Punk Zombie #2": Fine. *removes disguise* Skunk Punk. I just can't stand I'm not very popular! 

Punk Zombie: First time I saw you, in truth. So! You have something to have in mind! 

Skunk Punk: *sighs* When will I join the PvZ war then?!

Disco Zombie #49: We had the Garden Warfare not too long ago, and we've already recruited 3 special zombies! Looks like it'll be some time in the future! ...I still want to be more major than them at a later point

Punk Zombie: Enough of that even if that's short, how about working on "it"? 

Electric Currant: Zap! You mean the work! I'll hand it over to you! *gets off of the DJ area* This job feels boring! 

Punk Zombie: *snaps finger* Ready for a "destruction" in... 

Aloe: At least that worked, but destruction?! 

Kiwibeast: I knew they should be stopped! *about to attack but Electric Currant stops him* 

Electric Currant: Best to run! Now! (The 3 ran off. The "destruction" was...)

Punk Zombie: RIP Headphone or earphone zombies, or even with clear ears! Turn on the Punk Flare Jam of Death, remixed with destruction! *plays it* 



(Few seconds later, some zombies are seen running from the disco house) 

Disco Zombie #49: Will they not...?! His plan failed, congrats. He even told that currant to prepare all of this! Shocking but not fun! 

Punk Zombie: We tried. 

Skunk Punk: That was clearly junk and good at the same time! 

Punk Zombie: ...I don't get it. Forget it. 


(Back at the Timely House) 

Gold Bloom: You almost left me behind! 

Aloe: Sorry, but I'm not the best at being the leader, which is weird for being mainly the healer. 

Gold Bloom: You also forgot this. *hands Aloe the frying pan* 

Aloe: Oh, thanks. *keeps it* 

Electric Currant: I got distracted by that classy dude, sorry, zappp! 

Kiwibeast: You talk like an electrical voice! 

Gold Bloom: Normal for him. 

Aloe: I guess we can spend the other time! 

Kiwibeast: (Spend... You know what...) 


(Next day) 

Gold Bloom: Oh my gosh! Kiwibeast is gone, and he left a note! 

Aloe: You can read it. I know what happened. He left because he needs to go back to Lost City. Something terrifying will happen, applying in different times, so we better be on the lookout. 

Electric Currant: Too bad! I would've known him more, bzzt! Even though I have a quest to do! 

Gold Bloom: Aw! I wanted him to stay in the modern time more! 

Aloe: Whatever happens will happen, and with that, daily routine resumes! 

-End of Fiction Blog--

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