User:DeathZombi

Welcome fellow user to the cringefest that is my user page. Beware.

About Me

I am an 18 year old high school graduate who is in college, and will be rarely active as of this comment. Discord name is DeathZombi#2044.

The Friend Zone (MUAHAHAHA!!!)

If you wanna join message me and I will see if you are a great person. It's not ranked by who's better so quit your whining!

Best Friends

Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls: He is funny but also crude and satires everything. He is everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Starfruity: I can only describe him completely in one word: Swell! (Who saw that coming?) We do have sort of similar thinking styles and is in my words: a good role model for a perfect staff member!

Brainulator9: He is like a brudder to me.

Marcia Aeris: Mature and just simply amazing.

Princess CALLIEtanker: Probably gonna get killed for putting that lol. Anyways we both enjoy Splatoon even if we argue on the best squid sister.

Friends

Friend or Enemy

Enemies

Unforgivable! MAY THESE PEOPLE PERISH IN HELL!

DeathZombi: I hate myself lol

Power Ratings of Plants (Plants vs. Zombies)

Peashooter: 6.1/10  Useful early on but becomes obsolete later on.

Sunflower: 10/10  REALLY? DO I NEED TO MAKE A POINT?

Cherry Bomb: 7.8/10 Definitely one of the best instants but I don't use it that often.

Wall-nut: 6/10 Early on he is useful, REALLY useful but Tall-nut just puts it in its place. At least deez nuts don't cry.

Potato Mine 9.3/10 EVERYONE needs this guy at the start of every level. SPUDOWed!

Snow Pea 7/10  Better than Peashooter and Makes a good combo with Repeater but it can't win an argument over Winter Melon.

Chomper 1/10 It sucks! Do I really need a point to hate something that chews 1 zombie every 40 seconds?My mom always tells me to eat my food slow and steady but not THIS SLOW!

Repeater 9.7/10 Sorry Peashooter, Your brother here shoots 2 peas, can upgrade into something and semi destroys everything with a torch!

Puff-shroom 10/10 You know why. Also, he's cute.

Sun-shroom 9.2/10 25 cost at night is pretty cheap though the little sun makes my inner OCD kick in. What can we do without it? 

Fume-shroom 8/10 Fumes penetrates multiple zombies at once and I NEED it in Last Stand Endless! But the iPad decides to cheat everyone off by giving it additional range. Also it smells...

Grave Buster 6.1/10 +10 (for theme song) Sadly, it's only useful for Night and Vs. mode but I'll give it bonus points for the theme song:

(Gravebusters) If there's somethin' strange in your night lawn Who ya gonna call? (Grave Busters)

If it's a grave on ya lawn and it doesnt look good Who ya gonna call? (Gravebusters)

I ain't afraid o' no zombie I ain't afraid o' no grave

If you're seein' zombies runnin through your lawn Who can you call? (Gravebusters)

A visible zombie creepin in to your house Oh who ya gonna call? (Gravebusters)

I ain't afraid o' no zombie I ain't afraid o' no grave

Who ya gonna call? (Gravebusters)

If you're all alone, pick up the phone And call (Grave Busters!) I ain't afraid o' no zombies I hear it likes the brains I ain't afraid o' no graves Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call? Gravebusters!!!

Hypno-shroom: 5/10 Only good for threatening zombies and its completely useless against Gargantuars. I wonder if the zombies feel drunk or something.......sorry I'm stretching or something.

Scaredy-shroom 6.9/10 Cheap, Long distanced but its notable weakness kinds of lower it's usefulness. Like a melee version of Peashooter.

Ice-shroom 8.5/10 Brr.......Need it in Cobless Endless strategies

Doom-shroom 8/10 Atomic Bomb in Plants vs. Zombies but stupid crater!

Lily Pad 8/10 I gave it an eight just because of it's essentialness. Not because I'm fond of it.

Squash 9.7/10 SMASH! STACK SMASH SANGWICH!

Threepeater 6.3/10 Threepeater is a plant that I'm fond of but many people like to hate on it. The only thing I agree with them is it's cost.

Tangle Kelp 6.7/10 Like an Aquatic Potato Mine but no Stack Damage. It has no delay so its kinda okay. But unfortunately, you remind me of the tangled headphones in my pocket. What a shame. 

Jalapeno 8.7/10 Ay AY AY! Muy Caliente! Se cema muchos Zombis! Es como un Lawn Mower!

Spikeweed 6.7/10 Spikerock is better. Weed. Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee (Repeat to Understand Joke)

Torchwood 10/10 BUURRRNNNN!! Takes a long time to set up but worth it.  

Tall-nut 8.2/10 It cries! But it is so defensive and bulky! But the slow recharge is not good and It can't block Balloons and Imps. 

Sea-shroom 5.4/10 Seriously? Recharge? I get it its only 2 rows in the pool but what the hell? Puff-shroom on Lily Pads is faster than that! Also, It has a slow fire rate!

Plantern 6.8/10 Illuminati, Illuminati, ILLUMINATI! I need to Pumpkin this plant whenever I use it though and slow recharge.

Cactus 2.7/10 Cactus is quite the prick. Both literally and figuratively. Prick part: 125 sun, Spike only does 1 damage (Don't you expect sharp objects to do more damage?). I know balloons but Cattail and Blover. Nuff Said. 

Blover 7.2/10 Quick Fog Blower and Balloon Killer. Useful in Survival for a quick save-my-brain-from-balloon moments. But that is just it. It has so much more potential, but it went to waste. 

Split Pea 6.5/10 Its a two way Peashooter meant for Diggers but there are more options for Diggers. Though its a tad better. I guess I can say my relationship with is plant is "double-edged".

Starfruit 8.8/10 A great plant! 5 sides for 25 sun each. I know is is an unconventional plant to use but when mass planted, popping heads and bright staristic seizures....Its Amazing... Do you agree with me Starfruity?

Pumpkin 10/10 It is a very expensive plant and it does have the same health as a Wall-nut but this guy is a savior!! It makes plants that are strong feel safe because we don't want to deal with a massive loss of Winter Melons in Survival Endless. PLEASE BRING THIS PLANT IN PVZ2! I DON'T CARE IF HE BECOMES A PREMIUM, WE ALL NEED HIM!!!

Magnet-shroom 7.5/10 It makes tuff metallic zombies look like a wimp but sometimes there is so many zombies that it overwhelms the Magnets!!!

Cabbage-pult 6.1/10 Same as Peashooter. Seriously they both suck later on.

Flower Pot 8/10 This high of a score only because its needed. isecretlywonderifthisflowerpotislacedwithdrugs(420blazin'it)....

Kernel-pult 8.4/10 He might be weak but..............BUTTEEEEER! DIABEETUS! 

Coffee Bean 6.8/10 He wakes up precious mushrooms at DAY! :D. But it adds 75 sun D:! Its the mushroom's fault for sleeping in the day! Lazy shrooms...

Garlic 5.3/10 Works well with Gloom-shroom but a bit too weak. Also, HOW DID HE GET A WIFE! This plant stinks! 

Marigold 4.8/10 It gives us money but not that much. Why does it have a slow recharge! COME ON! I NEED THE CASH!!! MAKE IT RAIN!

Umbrella Leaf 9.1/10 Saves my flowers against those damn Catapults. Basketball my a**!

Melon-pult 8.5/10 When you go no Upgrades, this little guy packs a punch! Big headed though.

Gatling Pea 7.5/10 I already liked Repeater and... with a Machine Gun? Pairing this with fire is just insane and so powerful but there aren't situations where you can pull it off efficiently...

Twin Sunflower 10/10 2 Sunflowers all in one! 

Gloom-shroom 10/10 Don't feel depressed little guy! You aren't useless! You are amazing and you stink up the competition! 

Cattail 10/10 ANOTHER PERFECT SCORE! At first I felt like this plant was bad because it was only able to be planted in water but it can aim ANYWHERE! And balloons don't stand a chance! And I love cats....er dogs. You know what? Here is some dog food for you.

Winter Melon 10/10 It would be a 43 out of 10 but that would be cheating! Already does heavy damage but it also slows down the enemies! How powerful is that! BTW if you don't have any Melon-pult but you have enough sun to plant one, make sure you plant a "Winter Melon"! *glitch4thewin*

Gold Magnet 1/10 LAME!

Avatar History

1. Wikia Contributor (Doesn't everyone start with this one :P)

2. My Zombatar

3. An Acespearagus

4. Takumi Usui (From anime, Kaichou Wa Maid Sama)

5. Lord Helix (Praise the helix fossil)

6. The Fat Controller (TTTE. SILENCE!)

7. Blaze the Cat (Sonic)*

8. BMO (Adventure Time)*

9. Bloo (Foster's Home)*

10. Melvin (via PMan's request) *Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series*

11. Villager (Animal Crossing but the murderer one)*

12. Palutena (Kid Icarus)*

13. Ike (Fire Emblem series)* 

14. Rainbow DASH! (MLP:FiM)*

15. Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)*

16. Carlos (Magic School Bus, badpunpun)

17. Link (Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword version)*

18. Applejack (MLP:FiM)*

19. Espurr (Pokemon)*

20. Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob Squarepants)

21. Levi (Attack on Titan)

22. Daria (Daria TV Show) *

23. Edea Lee (Bravely Default)*

24. Happy Mask Salesman! (In honor of Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D)

25. Anna (Fire Emblem, Valentine's Waifu Day)

26. Jerry (Tom and Jerry)*

27. Waddle Dee (Kirby)

28. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith)

29. Dark Pit (Kid: Icarus Uprising)*

30. Fennekin (Pokemon)*

31. Isabelle (Animal Crossing: New Leaf)*

32. Lucas (Mother 3, Mura make the bubble)

33. Leon (Fire Emblem: if)*

34. Hinoka (Fire Emblem: if)*

35. Hugh (Pokemon Black and White 2)

36. Monado Boy Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)

37. Leffen*

38. Kermit the Frog 

39. Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) 

40. Marie (Splatoon, the best squid sister)*

41. Marina (Splatoon 2)*

42. Lycanroc Dusk (Pokèmon)

43. Krombopulos Michael (Rick and Morty)

44. Mage General Pent (Fire Emblem: Blazing Blade) 

45. Leaf (Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War/Thracia 776)

46. Santa Claus (Futurama)

47. Officer Nanu (Pokemon)

48. Plup

49. Popuko (Pop Team Epic)

50. Prince Sidon (Breath of the Wild)

51. Medli (Wind Waker)

52. Hanzo (Overwatch)

53. Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3)

54. Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

55. Minato Arisato (Persona 3, last avatar)

Last one is always the recent one and those with an asterik have a wordbubble.  (Seen Below) 

Word Bubble Rack

Princess Blaze – The calm, elegant pyrokinetic cat, I channel the power of fire! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Do I look like a freaking clock? This is wordbubble two!

Beemo – I like to dance. I am weird. Deal with it. TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Check Clock Appliance 3rd Wordbubble! If you hate BMO, I shall kill you!

I am DeathZombi! Not some cute little slime goo Dragon of doom... – I am waiting in my grave....Come alone...and bring apples....and the latest Naruto Vol....... TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – I don't tell time I am DeathZombi! I carry my Death Note at all times! And I am also cute!

Bloo – ITS NOON THIRTY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – 12:30 PM 4th ONE! For IMCR8Z!

Melvin – Do you want a hug, pharaoh? TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time for me to deliver the piñatas I promised you. PMan said I should have this as my profile. HI shall stab him!

Villager – Remember the time where I gave mercy to my enemies? Yeah, me neither! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time for your death! YOU CAME TO THE WRONG VILLAGE!

Palutena – Goddess of Light TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time to fly I am just her for some...divine intervention.

Ike! – Prepare Yourself!!! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time to fight for my friends! You won't get any sympathy from this wordbubble!

*Rainbow Dash* – I´m 20 percent cooler than other ponies! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – ... Wish it can be more rainbowy...

Midna – "What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you have no words left?" TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG 15th profile!

Link – HEYAH! HAH! UGH! HAA! HEYAH! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Doesn't have Ocarina of Time... Can't talk

Applejack – I would never lie to ya! Honest 100 percent! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – October's here. Applebuckin' season time! Bring on the apple pies!

Espurr – I see your soul...Can I touch it? TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – To blow up. Just an innocent looking cat...or is it?

Daria – There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza. TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time for you to leave me alone! No hope. No life. No future.

Edea Lee – I swear to become a proven warrior! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time for...BRAVELY SECOND! ...

Happy Mask Salesman – You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you... TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – For the moon to crash. EVIIIIIL....maybe....

Jerry – You can't catch me Tom! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Cheese time? Nya ha ha!

Dark Pit – You got me confused with the other guy. This PIT is no pawn! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Where's your goddess now? Hey.

Fennekin – GO TEAM FENNEKIN! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Fennekin! Fennekin! Fennekin!

Isabelle – What can I do for you, USERNAME? TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Time for your mayoral duties. Is a bell.

Prince Leon – IF YOU CHOOSE HOSHIDO: There is only one punishment. The sentence is DEATH! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG Japanese text: For those who shame Anya, you must atone with your deaths.

Hinoka – I must protect Kamui! I can't lose him a second time! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG ...

Leffen – EVIDENCE.ZIP TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – Z I P B O Y S BLIP

Marie – Remember, Staaaay Fresh! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – I want a slice of pizza... Obviously the superior squid sister

Marina – Don't get cooked, STAY OFF THE HOOK! TALK – CONTRIBS – BLOG – It's an ice cream party time! Pearl ain't got nothing on me!

Note: *ProcastinatorMan did the Melvin wordbubble, I forgot to credit him until now. 

Badge Matchers

Melon-pult Badge for Melon Pult

Survival Day for Survival Day

Zombie Yeti for Zombie Yeti

Futuristic Fighter for Citron

Former User Rights

Rollback

Discussion mod

Content moderator

Never got admin or bureaucrat but its all good.