User:Diamonds4live

Diamonds4live Dawgs4sweg
WHO LET THE	DAWGS OUT?
Born on Jan 5 2002	I Liek Daimonds

About D4L ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Diamond Melon
Sun Cost:	9900 (What da...)
Recharge:	EXTREMELY SLAAAAAAAWH
Damage:	9999 (strong enough to kill Omega [BLEEP] (Undertale spoiler))
Range:	Lobbed
Health:	Undefeatble
Almanac Entry:	Diamond Melon is too hyped to become a diamond-skinned melon. He's stealth as Billion compressed blue hair and he's OP as Triple compressed Diamond Sword. But, you never know that he is a king of slacker

Age: 14 (Fourteen( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Fav color: Blue, Aqua, Green, Whatever expect Ruby Red!

Fav food: Plant Food

Fav games: Any games that have a diamond and it's OP

Nationallity: Indonesia

Noob-o-meter: DON'T ASK!

Grammar:

Oppose

Nah. This time it's getting worse

Fav quote : "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!" -Albert Einsten 1999

My Plants vs. Zombies game(s)

Plants vs. Zombies: Status: ALMOST win all minigames and i beat zomboss 5 times

Plants vs. Zombies Adventures: Status: still noob

Plants vs. Zombies 2: Status:

• Bluestacks: Modern Day... JK (still NMT)
• iPhone (broken): 01110101010100101...
• iPad: Jurrasic Marsh
• Samsung Galaxy Tab (lost): 4 8 15 16 23 42

Plants vs Zombies Heroes: Status: NOT COMING OUT FROM MY GOOGLE PLAY YET!

Friends and Enemies

Friends

• DIAMONDS. Of course
• User
• OP Plants
• Crazy Dave
• Penny

Enemies

• Sockpuppets (i always call them "Sockpooppet)
• Vandals
• Spammers
• Dr. Zomboss
• Zombies

Things that i like

• Someone that prefers Diamonds than Rubies.
• Minecraft.
• Cool musics.
• Cool games.
• Sci-Fi.
• Simulator Games.
• Platforming Games.
• Tower Defense Games.
• Sunday :).
• Vacations!

Things that i hate

• Roblox.
• Someone that prefers Rubies than Diamonds.
• Any fanmade games (Like Minecraft copies, GD copies, FNAF copies, etc)
• Roblox youtubers.
• Laggy computer.
• <s/>Haters. And always remember, HATERS GONNA HATE!<s> (Forget it...)
• Virus "Linker" Spambots on Youtube (My brother fell to this trap once AND my computer is broken)
• SCHOOL!
• AFTERSCHOOL ACTIVITIES!
• BULLIES!!

Promises

Note: if i pointed out i am not obey that (or obey that) promises, i'll slap my face cuz of my carelessness

• I Promis, I will never mispelled a word.
• I Promise, I will use a period after a sentence
• I PROMISE, I WILL NEVER CAPS-SPAMMING WITHOUT "(CAPS)" (It's still caps-spamming...) IN THE FORUMS.
• I Promise, I will never spam at the Chat.

Opinions to PvZ2 plants (in the scale of 10)

2,147,483,647 feet

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Note :

• ?/10 is Unown (familiar huh?)
• 0/10 is Useless!!
• 0,5/10 is Very bad!
• 1/10 is Bad!
• 1,5/10 is Boo!
• 2/10 is Nope...
• 2,5/10 is Meh...
• 3/10 is Not bad
• 3,5/10 is Alright
• 4/10 is Okay
• 4,5/10 is Mediocre
• 5/10 is Good
• 5,5/10 is Very good
• 6/10 is Nice
• 6,5/10 is Very nice
• 7/10 is Cool!
• 7,5/10 is Very cool!
• 8/10 is Amazing!
• 8,5/10 is Wow!
• 9/10 is Outstanding!
• 9,5/10 is Perfect!
• 10/10 is OP!

Home Sweet Home!

• Peashooter : 7/10 (Useful at earlier levels.)
• Sunflower : 7/10 (i prefer Sun-shroom than her.)
• Wall-nut : 6,5/10 (i prefer Infi-nut and Tall-nut than him.)
• Potato Mine : 6/10 (Spudow!)

Such hot wow

• Cabbage-pult : 7,5/10 ("Better" Peashooter.)
• Bloomerang : 3,5/10 (Probably a "Nerfed" Laser Bean.)
• Iceberg Lettuce : 6,5/10 (Gotta freeze 'em all!)
• Grave Buster : 10/10 (who'd you gonna call? GRAVE BUSTER!!)
• Bonk Choy : 7/10 (Rapid punch and a DEADLY uppercut)
• Repeater : 8/10 (Good pun Popcap.)
• Twin S. : 7,5/10 (Sun-shroom is still "Better")

Time to plunder sum Zombees!

• Kernel-pult : 6,5/10 (Kernel is... ...STUPID MACHINE FOR KILLING ZOMBIES but "Butter is Better")
• Snapdragon : 9/10 (2x PF = Killing a Garg)
• Spikeweed : 5/10 (Only good at crushing Barrels and Pianos)
• Spring Bean : 0/10 (at other worlds). 5/10 (at Pirate Seas)
• Coconut C. : 4/10 (SO EXPENSIVE FOR A DUMB CANNON????)
• Spikerock : 7/10 (Two Times Better than his brother! Three Hit Wonder!)
• Cherry Bomb : 8,5/10 (Cha-BOOF!!!!)

Me-Lone Ranger

• Split Pea : 7,5/10 (Only good for dealing Prospector Zombie)
• Chili Bean : 7,5/10 (*fart)
• Pea Pod : 7,5/10 (saving space)
• Lightning Reed : 6/10 (Only good for frying chickens and zapping weasels)
• Tall-nut : 8/10 (BLOCK DAT IMPS!)
• Melon-pult : 8,5/10 (Expensive, but he's NUTS!)
• Winter Melon : 10/10 (COOL!!! Geddit?)

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• Laser Bean : 8,5/10 (Superbean is HERE!!)
• Citron : 7,5/10 (Orange is better than Orage)
• Blover : 8,5/10 (WHEEE!)
• Infi-nut : 9/10 (OP PF)
• E.M.Peach : 4/10 (Disables mechs... temporarily)
• Mag. Grass : 4,5/10 (Attacking... WITH SUN????)
• Tile Turnip : 1/10 (16000 sun for 7 tiles? -_-)

Here be dragons

• Puff-shroom : 3,5/10 (Disappears in a kinda short time??????)
• Sun-shroom : 10/10 (Cheaper, Better, Cuter, etc.)
• Fume-shroom : 7/10 (Laser Bean is STILL better)
• Sun Bean : 3/10 (He's sux)
• Magnet-shroom : 7/10 (Deal with it punks, buckets, etc)

Troll Beach of Rage

• Lily Pad : 10/10 (How did a Lilypad stuck in the beach????)
• Tangle Kelp : 7,5/10 (If you see a kelp with a red eyes in the beach, SWIM AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!)
• Bowling Bulb : 5,5/10 (OP PF, but...)
• Guacodile : 4,5/10 (Nerfed Lawnmower)
• Banana L. : 7/10 (BANANA!)

Frozen Huge Dodo Doos Caves

• Hot Potato : 10/10 (Gotta Thaw 'em All!)
• Pepper-pult : 3,5/10 (DUDE, Y R U SO WEEK N XPENSIV!!!)
• Chard Guard : 5/10 (Flinging Champ!)
• Stunion : 6/10 (DO U EVEN BRUSH UR TEETH???)
• Rotobaga : 5/10 (Weird shoot pattern... BUT she can floats on a water, just like Ghost Pepper)

Not-Lost-Anymore City

• Red S. : 8,5/10 (Cheaper Repeater. BUT only at column 1-3)
• A.K.E.E. : 6,5/10 (Sadly, Laser Bean is just REKTed it)
• Endurian : 7/10 (Cheaper combo of Spikeweed and Weaker Wally)
• Stallia : 7,5/10 (Good at Punk Jam in Neon Mixtape Tour)
• Gold Leaf : 8/10 - 6/10 = 2/10 (cuz she can't be planted on other world)

Free jams = live (Pun intended ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

• Phat Beet : 5/10 (*Cough Cough Snapdragon *Cough Cough)
• Celery Stalker : 9/10 (They're OP!)
• Thyme Warp : 6/10 (Sadly, he heals zombies)
• Garlic : 1/10 (There is two words i need to say. it's "NERFED!!!1!!!one!" and "USELESS!!!1!!!one!")
• Int. Carrot : 5/10 (Heals plants, once)
• Spore-shroom : 6/10 (OK, we just need a column of them...)

OVAH 9000 B.C.

• Peas' Superdupergrandfather : 7,5/10 (AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!)
• Nuts' Superdupergrandfather : 3/10 (Why did he weaker than Wally? Cuz he is NERVous)
• Fungis' Superdupergrandmother : 8/10 (Now i can stop some of those dino wierdos)
• Sun Producers' Superdupergrandmother : 7/10 (Okay... This and Primal Pea is better than this wierdo)
• Exploders' Superdupergrandfather : 3/10 (Why... JUST WHY!) 6/10 (K, i am changing mah mind)

1337 : 0 = 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Moonflower : 8/10 (Nighttime already???)
• Nightshade : 7/10 (Looks familiar...)
• Shadow-shroom : ?/10 (Never use it though but at least it's RADIOACTIVE!!! AAAAAH!!!)

That spiky thing? And the Spring/Summer/Autumn Santa? Soon...

Premium/Gemium Plants

• Snow Pea : 3/10 (Even heard of Winter Melon?
• Jalapeno : 8,5/10 (Squash + Jalapeno = Gargantuar Killing Method)
• Squash : 8,5/10 (See reason above)
• Torchwood : 6,5/10 (Blue is better than Red!)
• Power Lily : 5/10 (Free PF, but SLAWH recharge)
• Starfruit : 3,5/10 (Worst shooting pattern ever -_-)
• Pea-nut : 5/10 (Saving space, BUT if one of them is broken, it will shoot slowly)
• Ghost Pepper : 8/10 (LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!)
• Sweet Potato : 6,5/10 (Overpriced... BUT great for Napalm Pea Blaster combo v2 (Repeater + PF-ed Torchwood + PF to Repeater)
• Chomper : 1,5/10 (Even heard of Toadstool?)
• Homing T. : 4,5/10 (U STOLE CATTAIL!!!)
• Sap-fling : 4/10 (Only slows zombies down)
• Hurrikale : 6/10 (HURRIKALE'S BEHIND U!)
• Fire Peashooter : 7/10 (FIRE IN THE HOLE PEA!!!)
• Dandelion : 7/10 (Is it female? Or maybe male?)
• Lava Guava : 8/10 (Mt. Guava is about to ERUPT!)
• Toadstool : 7,5/10 (Better Chomper)
• Strawburst : 7/10 (His left eye...)
• Cactus : 8/10 (SHE IS BETTER IN THIS GAME!)
• Electric Blueberry : 10/10 (1 HIT = KILLING A GARG!!!!!)
• Jackie Chan : 7/10 (To be honest, i actually didn't bought this guy)
• The Wine Clusterz 9/10 (*maybe* better than The Cherry Boomerz?
• Mysticals' Superdupergrandfather : 6,5/10 (Maybe his descendant is better than him...)

Blooming Heart coming soon...

STEVE's Random Page of Gallery

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  AND HIS NAME IS... JOHN PEANA!!!

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  Arrrggh! Why am i keep losing in every game?!

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  Dat guy's left eye... HUEHUEHUEHUE! (looking at himself at the mirror)

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  AND HIS NAME IS... DOGE CENA!!!!

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  What will happen'd if i eat this wrench?

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  DANG!! NOT MY DIAMONDS!!!

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  Why did everyone hates spiders? Look, i'm so cute!

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  Pls don't mine me pls don't mine me

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  Cheez, i'm vegetarian... Pls take these cheeses!

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  Such taco wow

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  • Trollrap plays* This.Is. The. Best. Song. Evr!

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