Upgrading Pop Cap's Strategy Decks

WIP. I'm sure this blog post will be better than the last one I promise. It has less of dumb stuff and personal opinion mixed with stolen ideas and is more objective and works with a simpler idea (despite still having personal opinion mixed with stolen idea and some dumb stuff too).
So, the objective of "Upgrading Pop Cap's Strategy Decks" is to improve the Strategy Decks that are present in PvZH because most of those are just a bunch of cards threw in a deck with no actual strategy (aka piles) or actual strategies but with some cards that make those decks not the best ones to use in a competitive scenario.
I'm not criticizing the work those guys made, unlike Fry who called those decks "Crappy" and "Horrible", and I see that their target was to make like the devs of Super Mario Maker 1 and 2 made with the dev created levels: give the players an idea of what to do and then try to make a more creative or objectively better version of it.
I'll try to keep the "essence" of the original decks following those three rules:

1. Keep at least one copy of the signature card of the deck (e.g.: Spores Galore from Solar Flare has to have Punish-Shroom on it);
2. Try to keep the same strategy from the original deck or, if it isn't a good one, make a similar one using some cards that the deck already uses;
3. Try to be the most budget friendly possible on the Rare decks and/or keep the same amount of cards of specific rarities (e.g. Pepper Power from Wall-Knight has 5 legendaries and 4 event cards)

Plant Heroes

Green Shadow

Unpleash the power of your Peas! Torchwood and Threepeater work together to take out the Zombie thrpeat, and Gatling Pea and Pod Fighter finish them off with Bonus Attacks.

		Stop Peading
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OwO what's this? Beanie deck with white beans with cutie lil navy hat!

		Mean Beans
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There is no secret, place your little cute Snowdrop and then spam freeze so their minions are useless, boom! Ez win with your huge late game legendaries! Black-Eyed Pea will make the opponent regret of playing tricks, and whenever it gets removed, it will be too late because Dark Matter Dragonfruit can make their brains useless, while doing a big chunk of damage.

		Novemelon Has Come
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Onion Starings, Shooting Rings, StarfRings, Fried Onion Rings.

		*insert shooting stars meme there*
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Card draw, card draw, card draw, card draw, card draw, card draw.

		Sus de Ses
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Solar Flare

Use Mushroom Grotto and Shroom for Two to fill the board with fungi. Then, cinch the win with Pineclone and Molekale!

		Sporetacus
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All systems blow, sun hasn't fall. Deep in my chloroplast, straight from inside.

		Bloomshakalaka
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With a lot of control cards, Zombies just cannot play anything! Finish them off with hard-hitting late game cards.

		Meme-pocalypse Now (created by GermanK13)
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You guys underrate ma man Cosmoss. With this deck u all will feel the wrath of 28 environments! Muahahahahaha!

		OTK Invasive Moss :haa: (created by GermanK13)
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Hello Dandy, Hello Rose, I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cherry Bomb! Hello Aloe I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cherry Bomb!

		Cringe Heal Deck
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I used to rule the meta. Feel my Blast in my enemies' face. Listen as the crowd would sing. Now the old pumpking is dead. Lol.

		Evolutionary Down
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Wall-Knight

Use lots of healing to buff your Shepherd off the charts! With all that healing, Heartichoke go brrrr!

		Dr. Pepper *sip*
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No Nutcrackers allowed! :peepoPolicestop:
Don't smash ma nuts!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think you're nuts.
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts.

		One minute I held my nuts
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They're gooey, sweet, and poopin' pops, you wanna heal all dang pops

		Wall-Knight Gettin' Hungary
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He protecc, but most important, he go bowling.

		These Can Be Tough Nuts to Beat
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Wall-Knight went brrr and now he wants to kill every1! Beware or his guys are going to kick ur buts. I mean, if they had legs.

		WK went angery
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Chompzilla

GATLING! Destroy my enemies, and my life is yours!

		Pea of War
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Using Coffee Grounds to give Double Strike to Cosmoss, Captain Cucumber and Moonbean pairs up well with Party Thyme. With a lot of extra cards, Bananasaurus Rex's crunches are going to hit as hard as an wall-nut threw at 40 mph! Lily of the Valley and Vegetation Mutation grows your allies even more, while Pod Fighter can finish them when there are Lil' Buddies around.

		Boom Boom Shabam!
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In the Valley where you wake every beautiful day.
And the world your defeated in your image is golden.
In a valley made of lilies, oh, the sun is so bright.

		Victory Screech
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand FryEmUp. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Fry's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from BMR literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike FryEmUp truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Fry's existential catchphrase "We NeEd A lEaP", which itself is a cryptic reference to the best highlight of his channel. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as DandyStuff's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

		The kind of Cuke you get on your TV.
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Feel sudden force under the pressure, push the Metal Petal down to move faster. I must aggro, I must aggro, I must aggro cuz I'm gonna get to, gonna get to, gonna get to, the Aggro Line!

		Get to the Aggro Line
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Spudow

Position your Plants to do the barrel roll. Use your charm to make the opponents flushed then bonk their heads and also the gravity to pull your enemies to the floor.

		Budget Aggro Solar Flare Spudow
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Swarm little bois on the field to ping your opponent's block meter and then turn them all into convertibles.

		I said funni, lauf.
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This is just an ordinary berry deck that has almost no changes to the original, since there isn't many things you can do different in a berry deck and this one was pretty well made. I just removed everything that costed higher than Sour Grapes and added Imitater to make Strongberry/Strawberrian combos easier.

		A Berry Bad Idea
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This is the third consecutive deck with no 5+ cards, wow, I really don't like Spudow's late game. So, this is a splash synergy deck, you have your Galactas, Fireweeds, Pear Cubs and Bearies, you also have Reincarnation and Tricarrotops because I don't see a clear win condition on those other guys, I mean, it is not like you can OTK with Tricarrotops or rely on Reincarnation, these decks don't mean to be perfect, just be a improvement while trying to keep majority of the essence, and the essence of this deck is to be a non-budget friendly Splash Synergy, and to make it better, let's add more legendaries and super-rares.

		Guys, Splash Synergy!
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No Pair Pearadise, just Imitater and Fig.

		Mime Fig
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Citron

Swift Swim was pretty dumb in ORAS meta. Does it still being that powerful? I personally don't know, I haven't played Pokémon Showdown for real since uh... remember when Pheromosa was in OU suspect? Around there. Can you guys tell me?

		Water Works? More like "What are Those!?"
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So, the idea of this deck is to pair Splash Synergy with Splash Damage, ok...
So, in the original deck, what you are trying to do is... you have some control, you stall with Body-Gourd and then you try to be aggro with Plantern + one of your EIGHT environments, Shooting Starfruit, that one Pear Cub, Gravitree has big stats, so why not, and then do the Brainana, and then your big guy is DMD.
In this one, I removed some stuff like that one Rescue Radish and added more Splash Synergy, some control and +1 Brainana and Dragonfruit. And the idea is essentially the same, I think. You do some damage here or there (less reliable than Spudow's Splash Deck because no way to place Hot Lava), control at maximum as possible and finish them with the Dark Matter Chad.

		Splish Splash, this deck is trash
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Combine Banana Peel and Wall-Nut with- oh ma gosh YOU WERE RUNNING EIGHT ENVIRONMENTS!? Dies of cringe.

		The Gr8 G8
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Nuttin' Nuts bois! Place a Mirror in a Planet of the Apes to get a fist full of indígena lands. Then, when Pagan-nolith finally lands, your docile Christians turn on the offensive.

		No Nut Busters Allowed
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Ok, I got an idea there. So, the original deck was built around Spinner Nut and Go-Nuts, I already wanted to make a "Budget Spinner Deck", just for because name, and I think this is the perfect moment to do so.

		The Budget Spinner Deck
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Grass Knuckles

Another 28 + 12 deck, let's go. You are running every bullseye card and (since the original deck does) a significant amount of legendaries and event cards.

		Bullseye? More like Bullshit
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This is the perfect moment to Fry get his orcasm because this is a Re-Peat Moss Onions deck!

		What Would Fry Do?
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Fry, you need to remove 3 of those Re-Peat Moss and add more tricks! Hahaha, I'm super creative! It's not like everyone wrote the same thing in the comments.

		Grass TricKnuckles
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Ok so, I kinda lost the essence of the original deck here because, instead of making a deck built AROUND Muscle Sprout, I got another idea and that made him just a secondary plant in that deck. The original idea was to have a lot of minions on the field to buff up your Muscle guy, your Beets and pretty much anything with Starch-Lord conjuring more cards (that in fact are generally cheap) and Onion Rings making everyone 4/4s. But I decided to make a deck that you have enough Aggro/Tempo so even if the MS don't get any value (by being removed before doing any damage) you don't need to be worry because you still having an win condition.

		Muscle Sprout? More like Big Virgin.
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Screw this, I'm going to make a deck around Starch-Lord.

		Get trolled.
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Leafy Plants is ma ase, we are going to do an Aggro Dino Deck.

		Push the button, pull the chain, here comes the dino choo choo train!
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Nightcap

Mush the Zomushes with mushiple Mushrooms, then let Sportacus and Punish-Shroom bring the mush if the brain eaters try to stop you. Keep spreading the spores with Puff Mushrooms and Mushroom Grottos. Then Pineclones slaps ez.

		Mushroom Mush
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Berries join forces to dominate the world. OwO what's this!? Berry nerf haha go brrr.

		Berry Berrious
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You never know what you're going to do? Get a hobby! Hobbies are very cool! Mine is to do repetitive stuff until I realize it is meaningless. Ok, that second part is not ver cool, but there are you other stuff you can do, like to play/listen music, find a good serie/film/youtuber to watch, play sports and many others!

		Swarmorf
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Do you need to smash some pies? Then you'll LOVE this upgraded Faceblaster 9000! Navy Bean and Astro-Shroom bang Heroes when you play Beans or Plants. Put them in Planet of the Grapes and draw tons of cheap cards. Most cards cost 2 or less!

		Pie Destroyer 69420
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Your Tricorn evolutions do big damage per millisecond when you evolve them. Evolved Cro-Mags make your team bad. Play Evolution Plants on Fusion Plants and trash bonuses! I'm sorry, but this sucks against any kind of control. Hope to face some... idk, 100% aggro decks. But the signature card is Fireweed, so I'm going to make a control/aggro deck around it.

		Evolved fufu fafus
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Rose

Watch your flying Bellossom with this flower-packed Deck. Harness the flower of Briar Rose and Flower Flower flower the good of all their floral flowers.

		Flowers of the Flowers
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This un-Strategy Deck is all about Cool Bean. Cool Bean, Cool Bean, and Cool Bean put the chill on Zombies while Cool Bean put the chill on Zombies and Cool Bean put the chill on Zombies.

		CoOl BeAn!? He GoT cOoL bEaN!?
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Wtf is that garbage deck? The hero who was made to be the Control Hero has as her main Control Deck a freaking pile :haa:

		Game Freak
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You guys underrate ma man Cosmoss. With this deck u all will feel the wrath of 20 environments! Muahahahahaha!

		OTK Cosmoss :haa: (created by GermanK13)
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"Ta fuk am I going to do there?", said the little confused German trying to fix another 8 environment deck. So, first of all, remove all the obvious ones and add DMD. Keep Leaf Blower, cuz it is the signature card and see what we got, an ordinary... aggro/control I guess. So, let's focus on it, what else this deck needs (other than more cards to fill 40) to win? What about making it into a Cycle-Rose? I mean, it is build around an environment so, why not? Meh, let's keep the aggro/control thing.

		Environment Decks Sucks, Sorry
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Can you name the corn with four wheel chop
Smells like popcorn and is a six-drop
Cob Cannon! Cob Cannon!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's a country-size cob protected by a mower lawn!
Cob Cannon! (Yah!) Cob Cannon!

		Cob Cannon! *whip* Cob Cannon!
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Captain Combustible

Against CC, u r always safe!

		Pear Gear
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Aggro is always the way

		Poison Powerhouse? More like Toxic GF
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Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies

		Repeat With Me
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You guys underrate ma man Invasive Species. With this deck u all will feel the wrath of 28 environments! Muahahahahaha!

		OTK Invasive Species :haa: (created by GermanK13)
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Invasive Species besh

		More environments = More boost
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A H. B A N A N A.

		Minions Paradise
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Beta-Carrotina

And then he turned into a vegetable lmfaolmaololhaha. Funniest shit I've ever seen- Guy 2
Very cool bro, I'll program my laugh to February 30 of 2099. - Protagonist
But why to program your laugh so late? :thonk: - Guy 2
*explosion**Protagonist turns into a potato*
Look at what you did. Because of your meaningless ask questions I turned into a potato. - Protagonist
So if you go to France you are gonna turn into a French Fry? - Guy 2
Your joke was so bad that gave me tuberculosis. - Protagonist
(years later in a hospital)
What happened? - Protagonist
U were in coma for 78 years, it's a miracle that you woke. - Doctor
78 years? What day is today? - Pro
February 30, our dictator Sir Sus Abogus II changed the calendar and now February has 30 days. - Doc
OMGLOLWTF HE TURNED INTO A VEGETABLE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT SOMEONE EVER TOLD ME LMFAOLOLKEKW. - P
*very sad music starts playing* No, no it's not, the tuber pandemic turned many people into tubercles and killed many lovely people, thus, I want you to, please, show respect to them. - Dr.
Ok, but wabbout u? - tsinogatorP
Me? - Doctor
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid…

		Vegetable
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One of the best Crash Bandicoot musics ever, one of the best acapela musics ever, one of the best musics I ever heard.

		High Seas Hi-Jinks
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Beta: Bβ, Gama: Γγ, Delta: Δδ

		Starch Track
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It's a violent eutrophy! Chokin' lilies in anomy! The kinda Cuke you get on your TV!

		I Wombo, You Wombo, He/She/Me Wombo
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Their Bean gets bigger whenever you Bounce. Push that to the max by bouncing everywhere in sight, meanwhile, those dinosaurs roar larger and larger!

		Mo' Bouncy
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Zombie Heroes

Super Brainz

Plants be trippin'! This Aggro Deck puts Anti-Hero Zombies into position to punch the Plant Heroes! They really hate them >:(

		Imps and Anti-Hero
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Screw this, you are going to the Crow Nest.

		Pesky Pirates
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It's a scientific fact that 6 * 9 + 6 + 9 is 69.

		Science Synergy, huh?
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:haa:

		Control? I prefer Pure Troll
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*quack quack* I took a deadly cow! *quack quack* I took a deadly cow! Blip Blop Do Da Deep!
*quack quack* I took a deadly cow! *quack quack* I took a deadly cow! Blip Blop Do Da Deep!

		Blip Blop Do Da Deep
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The Smash

Furry r Cringe.

		Furry :smirk_cat:
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Vimpire gettin' hungry! Vimpire gettin' hungry!
Peas and Black Hole, what a heavenly combo!

		Quique El Gavilán
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You were running freaking 18 different cards. :haa:

		Gaggle-Gaggle-Gaggle
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Hahaha 69420 go brrrr. *fart sound effect* *toilet sound effect* Haha I'm the humoUr god!

		Sus Amogus funniest shit ever created
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*epic jazzy rock starts playing*

		Vimpire: Full Moon
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Impfinity

Imps go brrr!

		Clear the Sweepstakes
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Argh!

		Poop Deck
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Self harm is not cool. I'm a man with no self harm and I'm very happy.

		Mazochist
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9 Environments!? More like 3 Graveyards. My idea: Swashbuckler? Ice Pirate! Flameface? Line Dancing? Exploding or Stealthy Imp! Pogo? Binary Stars!

		Drop The Base
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I had a Rooster and named him Kai, but they sold him. Sad history :(

		Salty Chicken
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Rustbolt

Do you think Flamengo is a club? WALLACE! *drums* Flamengo is not a club. Club is Vaxxxcu da Gama. *drums* THE FLAMENGO IS SELEÇÃO PORRA! Uma mengo, uma mengo, uma uma, uma vez Flamengo.

		Good Game
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I used to roll the dice.

		Now the old King is dead. Lol
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Weed. Shut. Cheap seal the deal.

		Passinho do Faraó
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Has Science gone too far?

√ Real | X Fake

		Applied Science
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haha bold moni.
*picks coin that was on the floor*
Holy FK I sinned again!
*protagonist goes to the church*
*the door is closed*
*protagonist breaks the door*
Hey Leo Decimus gib me 3 indulgences cuz I sinned as heck.
no. - The Pope
*13 seconds of silence*
Now I have 95 reasons why indulgences are bad and gey, I don't like it anymore.

		Stomp ma Pie
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Electric Boogaloo

I'm kekking in and Cringing out. Noscoping normies in the dark.

		It's a Revolution, I suppose
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Cat Lady deck!

		Cats n' Dogs
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Contraloo

		No Win
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Call 911

		Disclaimer: I had that idea of Hyperswarm Burn first
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:cheesed:

		Fun Time
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Brain Freeze

Vimpires suck! The name of the deck was "Vimpire Z" but it was not the signature card, so I'm removing them and keeping the 3 Maniacal Laugh.

		Muahaha-WAHAHA-AHAHA
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Brain Freeze commands Cat Lady and Zookeeper to punch.

		Pets: A -10/10 movie
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was thinking about "what if Pirate Brain Freeze" and I get this one with the exact same name from my Cycle-Beta Deck.

		Hi
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Smoke and Lasers were the last that the guy who made this deck saw before making it. Frenzy + Strikethrough is actually a decent idea but they did not made it well.

		Frenzythrough (created by zyxony)
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Blow Imp is the signature card, k.

		Guys, Freeze Deck with Zombies!
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Professor Brainstorm

Zombie Science has uncovered the power of equations! 32 + 2 = 72!

		Scientific Explosion
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Hyperswarm/Burn/Valk

		Amigo Fura-Olho
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FryEmUp's Favorite Deck.
This is an extremely trash deck. Control the early game by using Pesky Plumber and Cream Me Up. Wipe clean the field using the Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel of Barrel and BOOM Zombie combo, terminate cringe plants with Rocket Laucher and finish off the opponent by teleporting either a cheap Trick or a 0-strength Valkyrie.

		Valk Trick Hybrid (created by GermanK13)
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This deck should have Valk and now it has.

		Trickster!
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Ela vai subi, ela vai descer, ela vai sentar pro Emi-ba-pè. Em-ba-pè, Em-ba-pè, Em-bah-pè.

		Dance Off? More like Fk Off
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Incoming Bad Moon Rising!

		Push the button, pull the chain, I'll not make that joke again!
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Immorticia

Ok, first of all, you were running 10+4 legendaries as a Rare Deck, and most of them aren't even decent. Second of all, Immorticia Gargs are horrible because, unlike Z-Mech, unlike Smash, she doesn't have access to Gargologist which is a HUGE drawback as a Garg Deck, and then we have the most overused and over saturated "Teleport Zombot go brrr" joke. This is cringe, I'm cringing so hard right now.

		Immorticia Gargs is Trash
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Have you taken your Vitamin Z today? No!? :discheesed:

		Pumped Up Tricks
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Never search "Immorticia Trickster" on YouTube. Fry made some yikes vids back in 2017.

		Bat to the Bones
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This deck provides you a 0-10 stream! Without any win condition, Medulla Nebula and Brain Vendor make you ramp to absolute nothing! 0 late game that can only be accessed by Cosmic Yeti, Cheese Cutter and Triplication! How amazing is that?

		Push the button, pull the chain, no please not that again
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Did you know that Frenzy causes Bonus Attacks? Yes it is literally on its description, you dummie.

		Mime Cry
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Z-Mech

Literally the only time Sporting lost was when I saw they playing, 4-3 against Benfica. Porto was great too.

		Sporting was invincible in 2020-21
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It's a dance-off at the Cone Zone!? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Cone Zone

BOTTOM TEXT

		Dance! *starts shooting on the floor*
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Gargologist-chan makes your monsters cheaper, so you can get a lot of energy drink!

		Gargo Fistos? :screaming:
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Boom Zombie and Barrel Roll hit not only Plants, but yourself as well! Stop self-harm! You are unique and special! drink water, it is very important You are smart, cute and your family and I love u! No joke, drink water. I have a machine gun and I'm afraid to use it. DRINK WATER reeeeee.

		Splash! Splash! Splash!
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Why did Fry nicknamed Foot Soldier "Soulja Boy"? I know the music, but why?

		Anything But Down
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Neptuna

Lhow How How!

		Grevostono!
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Sports with Pogo MUG! How cool is that?

		B-R-A-I-N-Z! Goooooo Imps!
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Terrify!? Nopers!

		Burn Neptuna cuz why not?
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Destroy early Plant threats with Rolling Stones and Weed Sprays. Once you play your Intergalactic Warlord, keep recurring it over and over with In-Crypted and Mixed-Up Gravediggers!

		Return to Monkey
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Gargantuars are mad >:( very very mad.

		Dark Side of the Gargs
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Huge-Gigantacus

To the shore with ya!

		Pirates HG
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Swarm

		Big Head Imps
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We all know what this is going for, so let's skip to the fun part.

		Doctor Chapatin?
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Unlock the power of Mustache and you can do anything!

		Now That We've Mustache
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Predictable. Btw you were running 8 environments as HG.

		BMR
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