Plants vs. Zombies 2/Dialogue
This is all of the storyline dialogue from Plants vs. Zombies 2 and its Chinese version.
Current version
These are the dialogues used in the current version of Plants vs. Zombies 2.
Player's House (PvZ2)
Player's House - Day 5
(After the player completes the level and receives the hot sauce, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hey neighbor!
Crazy Dave: Can I borrow that hot sauce?
(Crazy Dave brings out his taco)
Crazy Dave: I've been holding onto this taco for forever!
(Crazy Dave eats his taco)
Crazy Dave (Surprised): Oh! That was... AMAZING!
Crazy Dave: I want to eat THAT taco again! I need my TIME MACHINE!
(Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: Her name is Penny and I'm Crazy Dave. But you can call me Crazy Dave.
Penny: Finally, another User who can process my queries.
Penny: Let me postulate, Dave wants to go back in time to eat his taco... again...
Crazy Dave: She's so smart! Now let's go after my taco!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(As of Version 8.9.2, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Fools! Seek your taco. Soon you shall feast... on a taco of DOOM!
Ancient Egypt
Ancient Egypt - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Welcome to Ancient Egypt!
Penny: Please wait 4500 years for your taco to be ready... more or less.
Crazy Dave: That doesn't smell right.
Crazy Dave: I'm sure my taco is around here somewhere, but in the meantime...
Crazy Dave: These plants were made for plantin'.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(A Peashooter appears on the lawn; Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Those plants look hungry.
Crazy Dave: If only there was something that you could feed them...
(Penny appears)
Penny: Plant Food is packed with vitamins and minerals.
Penny: It's an essential part of a complete breakfast.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the Plant Food tutorial, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I wonder if Plant Food works on other types of plants?
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the completing the level and receiving the map of space-time-ness)
Crazy Dave: Good news! Penny found a map to my taco!
Penny: No, that is a time-space map to the worlds we could explore.
Crazy Dave: Mummies and pirates and cowboys, oh my!
Penny: We should be able to find some way to access the other worlds.
Penny: For now we're ready to press on in Ancient Egypt!
(After pressing Ancient Egypt)
Crazy Dave: Now this looks like the map to my taco!
Penny: To be precise this is a world map where we can find plants that can help us and...
Crazy Dave: ...
Penny: User Dave, there are more important things at hand than...
Crazy Dave: Let's go get my taco!
Penny: ...
Ancient Egypt - Day 2
(Penny appears)
Penny: I found some spare change.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny, you're finally makin' sense!
Crazy Dave: Here neighbor, have some moola! Why? Because I'm CRAAAZY!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating the level and getting the Bloomerang)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny, look! Above my head!
Crazy Dave: It's the TRAVEL LOG!
Crazy Dave: What's that, Travel Log? You provide guidance, progress and rewards?
Penny: The Log is not actually speaking, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Thanks, Travel Log! Whatever you say!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Looky! Two Bloomerangs!
Crazy Dave: They look completely like each other!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed they do, User Dave. But they are not.
Penny: The lower Bloomerang is at MAX LEVEL.
Penny: It packs a considerate punch!
Penny: Observe!
Penny: Oh, and no need for sun. Plants are coming special delivery!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After completing the level and obtaining Crazy Dave's jar of preserved powers)
Penny: Visit the Travel Log to claim your quest reward.
(After opening the Ancient Egypt piñata and returning to the map)
Crazy Dave: You know what would be helpful?
Crazy Dave: A place where you can read about plants and zombies.
Penny: You mean like the interactive Almanac?
Crazy Dave: Nah, that would never work.
(After going into the Almanac)
Penny: Take those seed packets you won and upgrade your Peashooter!
(After upgrading the Peashooter)
Penny: Tap 'Find More' to see where you can find more seed packets for each plant.
(After returning to the map)
Penny: Visit the Almanac to upgrade your plants!
Ancient Egypt - Day 4
(Penny appears)
Penny: You have some Power Ups! I'll show you how to use them.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Yeah, and now we can break the seal. Let's get crazy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating the level and getting the Iceberg Lettuce)
Crazy Dave: Want to open more Piñatas? Check out the Store!
(After pressing the Store)
Penny: The Ancient Egypt piñata might have what we're looking for. Take these gems and buy one!
(After buying the piñata and returning to the map)
Penny: Want more piñatas? Complete Travel Log's quests before time is up. New quests show up every day!
Ancient Egypt - Day 5
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: If you want to use a Power Up, you can buy one with coins!
Crazy Dave: Just tap on that doohickey down there and you're in business!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After completing the level and receiving the note)
Penny: My Gügle translator indicates the zombies have a plan.
Crazy Dave: Is that a brain grill?
Ancient Egypt - Day 6
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings Temporal Commuters,
Dr. Zomboss: Special couriers have been dispatched to retrieve your brains.
Dr. Zomboss: Please have your release forms signed before their arrival.
Dr. Zomboss: Regards, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Cool, that Mr. Boss guy wants your autograph!
Penny: This can't be good.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives the World Key Chain, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: It looks like a courier had his own delivery to make!
Penny: These will be useful for traveling to other times.
Crazy Dave: Yeah! Time to try the Taco Map!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 11
(Penny appears)
Penny: This level is a locked coordinate in time.
Penny: You must take these plants to win.
Penny: Otherwise, you risk distorting reality.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Never distort reality! You'll pull something.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 12
(After the player completes the level and receives Pyramid of Doom, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Though tetrahedrons are pyramids, this one is not a Platonic solid.
Crazy Dave: I'm so hungry, I would love a Platonic solid.
Penny: User Dave, this is also not a taco salad.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 15
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: There's a plant call on the banana phone. It's an S.O.S.!
(Penny appears)
Penny: They'll be sitting plants if we don't help. Let's take that root and save them!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 18
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: This will be the first last stand. There will be more lasts to come.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Ancient Egypt - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Have you ever wondered why your neighbor David hungers so?
Dr. Zomboss: What secret ingredient in the taco would drive his desire?
Dr. Zomboss: Could it be that he needs your brains as much as we do?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Wha-?! No way. I would never eat a brain taco!
Crazy Dave: But, I don't remember what was in it...
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Sphinx-inator and receives the Ancient Egypt Trophy, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Wait a minute!
Crazy Dave: There was never any meat in that taco.
Crazy Dave: I still have Tofunky in my beard to prove it!
(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Well, that just leaves more brains for us... later.
Dr. Zomboss: I'll find you again, in another where and another when!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Ancient Egypt - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Murmering mummies! More mummies!
Penny: The time fissure is strengthening zombies from all epochs, User Dave.
Penny: We should expect more powerful versions of some zombies.
Crazy Dave: I expect nothing!
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! Our lawnmowers are a-missing!
Penny: The timeline is exhibiting instabilities, User Dave.
Penny: Fixed-loop paradoxes are forbidding the presence of lawnmowers.
Crazy Dave: But I named the middle one "Mowie"!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Once more we meet in the sands of time!
Dr. Zomboss: Have you enjoyed my new and improved zombies?
Dr. Zomboss: Or should I say ancient and improved?
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! They are nothing to my Zombot Sphinxinator 2.0!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Sphinx-inator again and receives the Money bag, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm sweaty! And we did it!
Penny: We may travel to other timelines freely, User Dave.
Penny: But I detect further timeline expansions in the future.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I'll defeat you then, pyramid-iots!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Pyramid of Doom
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Pyramid of Doom!
Crazy Dave: It's just like a regular pyramid, but... you know... doomier.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas
Pirate Seas - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I thought we were trying to get back home and get your taco.
Crazy Dave (Surprised): But Pirates! Hang on to your parrots and peg legs!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating the level and obtaining the Kernel-pult)
Crazy Dave: Shiver me timbers. I've always wanted to do some swashbuckling.
Crazy Dave: And I've always wanted a poop deck of my own.
Penny: Yes, let's go. I'd hate for him to improvise a poop deck here.
Pirate Seas - Day 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I love the smell of coconut cannons in the morning!
Crazy Dave: Smells like... well, coconuts.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Day 4
(After the player completes the level and receives Dead Man's Booty, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Finally, one of these pirates dropped some booty!
Penny: I'm detecting something more challenging than treasure inside.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 5
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Butter and spikes and everything nice.
Crazy Dave: That's what butter and spikes are made of.
(Penny appears)
Penny: That's hard to argue or agree with.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 7
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Penny: Look out. It's a map.
Crazy Dave: To treasure! It says no zombies. Maps don't lie!
Penny: Well, we do have a shovel.
Crazy Dave: Let's go! No time for precautions!
Pirate Seas - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hail fellow Captain,
Dr. Zomboss: Be advised that your sailing vessel is of insufficient size.
Dr. Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Huh? What's that now?
Penny: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 11
(Penny appears)
Penny: Target score activated. Let's see if you can beat my high score.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And put in KRZYDV as your initials.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 14
(Penny appears)
Penny: It's low tide and the waves are coming in.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Grab your water wings! We're going to get wet.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I've discovered a mysterious trait in your rattletrap time machine.
Dr. Zomboss: Its temporal signature is nearly identical to my own creations.
Dr. Zomboss: Explain to me, how was this "Penny" created in the first place?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Penny appears)
Penny: Could I really be some form of Zombot?
Penny: User Dave, am I the daughter of Dr. Zomboss?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That was one fine sandwich! So, what did I miss?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker and receives the Pirate Seas Trophy, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Please, tell me about your creation process.
Crazy Dave: It was pretty easy! I found some timey wabby wabbo stuff.
Crazy Dave: Then I put it between two slices of bread...
Crazy Dave: BOOM! Awesome sandwich!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Such proliferous bunk. I should have expected as much.
Dr. Zomboss: I'll have the answers someday, when David's brains are on my plate.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Pirate Seas - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I see more seas! Arrrr there more zombies?
Penny: More pirate zombies have appeared, and with greater strength.
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Ai-yowza! Our lawnmowers have walked some planks!
Penny: The temporal energies are too powerful for them, User Dave.
Penny: We cannot allow even a single zombie past our defenses.
Crazy Dave: Good thing we popped all those piñatas earlier!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: The timbers be shivered! The seas are ablaze!
Dr. Zomboss: Your doom is assured! Your mind is a haze!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Plank Walker 2.0 shall soon rule the waves!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker again and receives the money bag, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We lived! Take that, planks and zombies and seaweed!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave, piracy is not a victimless crime.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: These upgraded plants are egregious and unfair!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Dead Man's Booty
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to Dead Man's Booty!
Crazy Dave: I'd plunder that.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Wild West
Wild West - Day 1
(Penny appears)
Penny: Six shooters: locked and loaded
Penny: Old timey piano music: downloaded
Penny: Chance of taco: 0.015%
Penny: Margin of error: 0.016%
(Penny leaves)
(After beating the level and obtaining the Split Pea)
Crazy Dave: It's a cattle drive…
Crazy Dave: With plants…
Crazy Dave: And zombies!
Crazy Dave: Let's get these plants to the watering hole.
Wild West - Day 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: It appears that zombies have been gathered in that corral.
Crazy Dave: A not O.K. Corral!
Crazy Dave: Better plant something before they get loose.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 6
(Penny appears)
Penny: It's high noon, and waves of zombies about.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Time to show them who's got the fastest plants in time!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 7
(Penny appears)
Penny: Like cow tipping, zombie tipping is best done from the side.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Trust me, do not try and tip a cow from behind!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Penny: It appears brains are outlawed around here.
Crazy Dave: Quick, neighbor. Play dumb.
Penny: We'll follow your lead, User Dave.
Wild West - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings Plant Rustler,
Dr. Zomboss: Agents are arriving to mark your brains as my property.
Dr. Zomboss: Salutations, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I don't want my brains all marked up.
Crazy Dave: It will take forever to get 'em clean.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 9
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: These plants are mine.
Crazy Dave: Well not mine... yours.
Crazy Dave: They're for the mine...
Crazy Dave: carts.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Wild West - Day 16
(Penny appears)
Penny: These levels can be tough nuts to crack.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And I want to see the delicious creamy center.
Penny: The point is not to crack them.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Have you considered that you are sharing in Crazy David's madness?
Dr. Zomboss: There is not zombie outbreak threatening you.
Dr. Zomboss: You are not using plants to defend your home.
Dr. Zomboss: The zombies and I are normal people, simply trying to help you.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I bet you'll tell us there are no spoons, too!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot War Wagon and receives the Wild West Trophy, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That's right! These plants versus you and your zombies.
Crazy Dave: And we didn't even use any spoons...
Crazy Dave: Even though those things totally exist!
(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I admit you are correct in this regard.
Dr. Zomboss: We have no existential conflict over the nature of spoons.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Wild West - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I say, Penny, old thing, tally ho! Pip-pip and such!
Penny: We are in the Wild West, User Dave. Not Victorian England.
Crazy Dave: There's a difference?
Penny: We are likely to encounter far more ferocious former frontiersmen, User Dave.
Penny: We will need upgraded plants to stake any claim.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny! Our lawnmowers have gone west!
Penny: The rough terrain forbids the mowing of lawns.
Penny: Our battles shall be more fraught from here on.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Even as the West was wild, so is my fury even wilder!
Dr. Zomboss: Face me! Face me and the rebuilt and improved Zombot War Wagon!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats the Zombot War Wagon again and retrieves a Money Bag, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: It was a stagecoach, it was a robot... it was Complete Cowboy CRAAAAY-ziness!
Penny: Our upgraded plants proved up to the task, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: All my efforts... useless! I begin to seriously question my capacity to succeed!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Big Bad Butte
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Big Bad Butte!
Crazy Dave: And by big I mean crawling with zombies...
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Frostbite Caves
Frostbite Caves - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Brrrrr. It's colder than a polar bear eating an ice pop!
Penny: Indeed. It appears we have arrived in the Frostbite Caves.
Crazy Dave: We've traveled so far back in history ... we've arrived in PREhistory!
Penny: A historic moment indeed, User Dave. But more importantly...
Penny: My sensors indicate there is an ice floe on the lawn.
Penny: Data suggests it will block both plants and zombies.
Penny: Though I predict zombies will find a way around it.
Crazy Dave: Don't worry. We'll plant wisely and stop those zombies COLD!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Don't look now, Penny, but those plants have a sad case of freezer burn!
Penny: It's the freezing winds from this time period. They've immobilized the plants.
Penny: I suggest we call on Hot Potato. She can melt those ice blocks.
Crazy Dave: I'm warming up to the idea already!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My data suggests Hurrikale would be of great use here.
Crazy Dave: A blast of air from him, and the zombies will chill out and slow down!
Crazy Dave: The guy's a real blow hard. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm starting to get cold feet about this place.
Crazy Dave: Also, my feet are getting really cold.
Penny: Time to turn up the heat. I recommend Pepper-pult for the job.
Penny: He lobs hot peppers at zombies and also keeps nearby plants warm.
Crazy Dave: Let's pick a peck of Pepper-pults! It's the perfect plant for our predicament!
Penny: Must you rhyme, User Dave? Must you?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 7
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Global cooling is the pits. What we need is a heat wave!
Penny: Agreed. Please note, I have now replaced the snowballs with fireballs.
Penny: The Flamethrower power-up melts frost and damages zombies too.
Crazy Dave: Neat-o! You know, they say revenge is a dish best served cold.
Crazy Dave: But I say it's best served hot. Fiery hot! With extra hot sauce.
Crazy Dave: And a side of tacos!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 10
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: These Cave Zombies sure are hard headed.
Crazy Dave: They just won't take "no brains" for an answer.
Penny: According to my data, Neanderthal zombie skulls are 33.2 percent harder than other zombie skulls.
Penny: I purpose we deploy Chard Guard. He has a secret up his leaves.
Crazy Dave: You mean his ol' Knock 'Em Dead maneuver?
Crazy Dave: It'll knock those zombies back where they came from!
Penny: I guess it's not a secret any more, now is it User Dave?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 15
(After beating the level and obtaining a stone tablet)
Crazy Dave: Penny, hath you ever tried licking an ice-thickle and got your tongue thtuck to it?
Penny: No, User Dave. I have not.
Crazy Dave: Uh... me neither. Thath would be craaaazthy.
Penny: Sigh. While your tongue heals, please note the strange stone tablet.
Penny: It appears to be a warning sign, written in Cave Zombie.
Crazy Dave: Doesth it warn people not to lick ice-thickles?
Frostbite Caves - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Me Zomboss. Me write you another threatening note.
Dr. Zomboss: You in trouble. Biiiiig trouble. Gargantuan trouble, in fact!
Dr. Zomboss: Sloth Gargantuar smash! Smash your tiny, shivering plants!
Dr. Zomboss: Sloth Gargantuar deliver prehistoric plague of Imps!
Dr. Zomboss: Have bad day. Sincerely, Dr. Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I postulate evolution will never come to that zombie.
Crazy Dave: Not in a million, billion, gazillion years.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 18
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I wish these prehistoric zombies would just go back to their caves.
Penny: User Dave, perhaps it's time to try a new tactic.
Penny: Data suggests Stunion would make for a... potent... ally here.
Crazy Dave: Great idea, Penny! That guy's breath is stunning!
Crazy Dave: Not even exaggerating. He stuns zombies... with his bad breath.
Crazy Dave: Gross. But also, pretty nifty!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Icebound Battleground, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, I've detected an incoming ice cube.
Crazy Dave: Looks like a zombie-sicle to me.
Penny: Analysis suggests this creepy cube unlocks a chilly challenge.
Crazy Dave: You know what I say? Brrrrr-ing it on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: W-w-warning, User Dave! I am r-r-running l-l-low on antifreeze!
Penny: If my systems f-f-f-freeze up, we could be stuck here forever!
Crazy Dave: It'll be a cold day in heck before I let that happen, Penny!
Crazy Dave: Time to unleash Fire Peashooter!
Crazy Dave: She can apply heat to those zombies, and warm up nearby pals too!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 25
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny, what we need right now is a nice hot cup o' cocoa!
Penny: User Dave, that is an unproven zombie-fighting weapon.
Penny: I recommend we call on Rotobaga instead.
Penny: She can hover above ground AND shoot at zombies in four directions!
Crazy Dave: Kid's got talent! Maybe she knows how to make hot cocoa too?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 30
(introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Gurrreetings! Dr. Zomboss have prehistoric question for pitiful plant friends.
Dr. Zomboss: Why you hunt for taco? Is taco all it cracked up to be?
Dr. Zomboss: Could it be... trap? Could it be... trick?
Dr. Zomboss: Chew on that! Mwwwahahaha unga unga!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny... my taco!?!
Penny: User Dave, ignore the taco. Ignore the taunts.
Penny: It's time to FIGHT DR. ZOMBOSS!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Frostbite Caves Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Well done. We have defeated Dr. Zomboss.
Crazy Dave: And his attempt to make me question my taco!
Penny: User Dave, our journey through time...
Penny: You know that it is about more than just a taco.
Crazy Dave: I suppose you're right, Penny. It's also about-
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Dr. Zomboss not defeated!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss crawl back from brink of destruction!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss return when you no expect him. Bring BIG SURPRISE!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss stop speaking about self in third-person now! Guuudbye!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Icebound Battleground
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Icebound Battleground!
Crazy Dave: This place is cold as, uh, ICE... not to mention chock full o' zombies.
Crazy Dave: Best bring some hot zombie-fightin' moves. And maybe a nice warm coat too.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Lost City
Lost City - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Woah! Welcome to the jungle!
Penny: User Dave, this is no ordinary jungle. A scan of my records indicated that this is the fabled Lost City.
Penny: Historical texts state that the Sun was worshipped here. Resources should be plentiful.
Penny: I suggest that we try planting on the Gold Tiles that we find here.
Penny: They should continuously generate sun as long as they have plants on them.
Crazy Dave: Lost City? This is it Penny! We've found it!
Crazy Dave: Where else would I find my lost taco, except in a Lost City?
Penny: Your continued fixation defies all logic or reason, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My sensors indicate movement incoming from above.
Crazy Dave: Maybe it's presents. Presents from the sky!
Penny: The chances of that statement being true are statistically irrelevant.
Penny: I believe it to be a new form of zombie threat. We should be cautious of unexpected guests.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: We are facing considerable threats, User Dave. I suggest that we retaliate with tremendous force.
Crazy Dave: More forceful! That's it! We'll give them all a stern talking to.
Penny: I was referring to the Lava Guava. Its explosive blasts leave behind dangerous magma.
Crazy Dave: That sounds even better! First a stern talking, then some lava!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Caution, User Dave. I detect a zombie with a shovel.
Crazy Dave: Can he dig it?
Penny: It appears to block incoming shots. We need a way to get projectiles over the shovel.
Crazy Dave: I know! TELEKINESIS!
Penny: Try again, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 15
(After beating the level and receiving the note)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Well lookie-here, Penny! It's a treasure map!
Penny: My analysis suggest that the origins of that map are highly suspect.
Crazy Dave: It has a big red X on it, Penny. When have red Xs been bad?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Come here seeking adventure, have you?
Dr. Zomboss: Unfortunately for you, the Porter Gargantuars are about to ruin your day!
Dr. Zomboss: They carry imps. Imps! Prepare to become ancient history!
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I wish someone would carry me around in a tiny house!
Penny: I wish for a lot of things, User Dave. That is not one of them.
(Crazy Dave, Penny and Dr. Zomboss leave)
Lost City - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert, User Dave! My sensors sense incoming Imp Porters.
Crazy Dave: Importers? Of fine goods and glassware?
Penny: Negative. They pitch tents on Gold Tiles, and the tents spawn zombies.
Crazy Dave: Imps with bad inTENTs!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives the Temple of Bloom, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look, Penny! A shiny doo-jickey-ma-thing!
Penny: My sensors indicate this amulet points to a long-lost challenge.
Crazy Dave: Let's do some deft discovering!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 22
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Beware, User Dave! I detect trap tiles.
Penny: They are triggered by zombies, or when you plant on them.
Crazy Dave: And then they give you taco?
Penny: If you equate tacos with jets of flame and huge boulders, then yes.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 32
(introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Do not think to usurp our discovery of fabled Lost City!
Dr. Zomboss: I and my zombies have already submitted our find to the Eminent Journal of the Missing and the Mislaid!
Dr. Zomboss: We will publish and you will PERISH!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Lost City Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: All that discovering and still no taco!
Penny: The search will no doubt continue, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: My discovery remains intact. The taco is still unfound. And your brains will be certainly one day be mine!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Temple of Bloom
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Lost Temple!
Crazy Dave: Here you'll find that gold is good but brings out more zombies!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Far Future
Far Future - Day 1
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: The Future! Weird, I thought I would be hungrier.
Crazy Dave: After all I haven't eaten in 4000 years!
(Penny appears)
Penny: ...
Crazy Dave: Hey, what happened to the lawn? It's so glowly!
Penny: I'm detecting an array of Power Tiles on the space-lawn.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 4
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You know how sometimes suns are bombs?
Crazy Dave: This is one of these times!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player completes the level and receives Terror from Tomorrow)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I spy with my crazy eye a U.F.B.! An unidentified flying brain!
Penny: Something more formidable than a brain lies within.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 6
(Penny appears)
Penny: You can pick your friends, but you can't pick these plants.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: But some of my best friends are plants!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 7
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Crazy Dave: It says there's an error. Can you come here and fix it Penny?
Penny: Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Far Future - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Welcome back Gardener,
Dr. Zomboss: In this year your brains were collected ages ago.
Dr. Zomboss: Collect them again soon, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Watch out neighbor, I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about my BRAINS!
Penny: I would say there's evidence to the contrary.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 15
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Protect those Citrons!
Crazy Dave: It takes a lot of pulp to stand your ground like that.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Far Future - Day 21
(Penny appears)
Penny: You can decide to launch one mower early now.
Penny: Just press and hold a mower when the time is right.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Sometimes that's the most strate-logical thing to do!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Far Future - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Isn't it convenient that your neighbor is so helpful in your fight against us zombies?
Dr. Zomboss: Crazy David's apparent incompetence is only eclipsed by his usefulness.
Dr. Zomboss: However, with one secret word my sleeper agent will turn against you.
Dr. Zomboss: Listen to me David, "Hypno-Zombnosis".
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hey neighbor!
Crazy Dave: Can I borrow your brains? Um, I mean hot sauce!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player defeats the Zombot Tomorrow-tron and receives the Far Future Trophy)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Oh! That was...hypno-MAZING!
Crazy Dave: I want to eat THAT hypno-taco again! I need my TIME MACHINE!
Crazy Dave: What? Wait a minute... what was I saying again?
(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hypno-Zombnosis... Hypno-ZOMBNOSIS!
Dr. Zomboss: Drats, or was it Zombno-Hypsosis?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Far Future - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: The future's not what it used to be! There's more of it!
Penny: I believe zombies may be drawing strength from the time fissure, User Dave.
Penny: We will likely encounter more powerful versions of select zombies.
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! Our futuristic lawnmowers are in the past!
Penny: I detect Dr. Zomboss' hand in this, User Dave.
Penny: Or not.
Crazy Dave: Either way, things just got 108% craaaaaazier around here!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: The future is as we have made it!
Dr. Zomboss: The rise of the fallen, the life of death!
Dr. Zomboss: These, plus other enigmatic remarks!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Tomorrow-Tron 2.0 shall avenge all!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After beating the level)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Is it over? Has it started? I can never tell with these time-gummy-nummers!
Penny: We have survived this futuristic gauntlet, User Dave.
Penny: Though I suspect our challenges are not complete.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Curse your missile-dodging ways!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Terror from Tomorrow
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Terror from Tomorrow!
Crazy Dave: Making tomorrow's terror something terrible for today!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Dark Ages
Dark Ages - Night 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Whoa there! Who dimmed the lights?
Penny: No one, User Dave. We have simply arrived in the Dark Ages.
Crazy Dave: Sounds gloomy to me.
Penny: Indeed. According to my research, a plague has swept this era.
Penny: Also, sun no longer falls from the sky.
Crazy Dave: What we need is someone to brighten this place up!
Crazy Dave: I got it! We need Sun-shrooms!
Crazy Dave: Those guys not only know how to turn a frown upside-down...
Crazy Dave: They make more sun as they grow! Great guys, very talented.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Data suggests the Dark Ages were a time of intellectual decline and moral confusion.
Penny: Perhaps now is a good time to call upon the persuasive powers of the Hypno-shroom?
Crazy Dave: Good idea, Penny! We'll convert the wicked - Dark Ages style!
Crazy Dave: Deploy this shroom and the zombies won't know what bit them...
Crazy Dave: Until they see that it was their fellow zombies! Then, mind BLOWN!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm afraid the Dark Ages are giving me a bad case of the vapours.
Penny: User Dave, the vapours are no longer considered a real ailment.
Penny: But I believe Fume-shroom will be of use here.
Penny: His vapors are quite real and provide a distinct advantage against the right zombie opponents.
Crazy Dave: Fume-tastic! Let's give the zombies a case of the vapours instead!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 9
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Warning! I've detected carafes containing chemical compounds of a malevolent makeup!
Crazy Dave: Can you translate that into Crazy Dave Talk for me?
Penny: There are evil potions on the lawn!
Crazy Dave: Evil medieval potions! They're the most dangerous kind...
Crazy Dave: On account of having twice the evil!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives a note)
Penny: User Dave, we have encountered a scroll.
Crazy Dave: I love side-scrollers! They're my second favorite kind of game.
Penny: This is not a game. It's a piece of parchment bearing a message.
Crazy Dave: Will ya look at that! It's Dark Ages email. Neat-o!
Dark Ages - Night 10
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Well met, Not-Very-Noble Lord!
Dr. Zomboss: It is my fervent medical opinion that your humours are out of balance!
Dr. Zomboss: Methinks the siphoning of thine brains is the only way to correct this ailment!
Dr. Zomboss: Fare thee ill, Dr. Edgar Zomboss
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! I prefer my humors and my brains unbalanced!
Crazy Dave: Because I'm CRAAAAZY!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 12
(After the player completes the level and receives Arthur's Challenge, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Why would anyone go and stick a nice sword in a dirty ol' rock?
Penny: I understand it to be a test, User Dave.
Penny: Only someone with great physical strength and strength of character may remove it.
Crazy Dave: I bet someone with a jackhammer could remove it.
Crazy Dave: A CRAAAZY someone!
Penny: An inelegant but no doubt effective solution to the test, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 13
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Boy, Pea-shooter and Wall-nut are good at what they do.
Crazy Dave: Talk about two great plants that fight great together!
Penny: User Dave! Perhaps you are not cerebrally unsound as you periodically insist!
Penny: What if there was one plant that behaved like both a Pea-shooter AND a Wall-nut?
Penny: We would call it a... Pea-nut!
Crazy Dave: Two plant powers in one legume's body?
Crazy Dave: Keep talkin' like that and people are going to call you Crazy Penny!
Crazy Dave: Which would be weird for both of us.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 16
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: According to my data, iron and other metals were routinely put to use during the Dark Ages.
Penny: Thus, Magnet-shroom should make an excellent ally here.
Crazy Dave: He can pull buckets, helmets and other metal objects off of zombies!
Crazy Dave: Some people think it's magic. But really, it's just physics.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 20
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: A question for you, my Ignoble Foes!
Dr. Zomboss: Has thou noted how violent thine plants become upon consuming Plant Food?
Dr. Zomboss: Perchance, hast thou wondered what Plant Food is truly made of?
Dr. Zomboss: Verily, I shall tell thee. It's zombies! Plant Food is made of zombies!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Unpossible! We feed our plants only the highest quality organic uhm...
Crazy Dave: Hey Penny, what is Plant Food made of?
Penny: I fear the true nature of Plant Food requires further analysis, User Dave.
Penny: Excuse me while I run some tests.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Dark Ages Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I have found no evidence that Plant Food contains zombies or zombie byproducts.
Crazy Dave: Phew! Plants shouldn't eat zombies who eat plants.
Crazy Dave: Except Chomper. He has to. Dude needs the fiber.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Why does thine time-traveling jalopy lie to thee?
Dr. Zomboss: Now, I pray, imagine maniacal laughter as I depart.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Arthur's Challenge
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to Arthur's Challenge!
Crazy Dave: Here you'll find that day is night and knights are zombies!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Neon Mixtape Tour
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Flashback! I remember this décor from when I chased squirbos as a kid!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. We appeared to have arrived in the midst of a Neon Mixtape Tour.
Penny: I suspect the musical tempo may affect the zombies' speeds.
Crazy Dave: I'm feeding the rhythm, I'M FEEDING THE RHYTHM!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I got a real Cactus feeling about this, Penny!
Penny: Indeed, Cactus has changed over time, User Dave.
Penny: Now she fires a thorn for ranged damage, but hides for ground damage when zombies approach.
Crazy Dave: That's so Cactus... always varying her attack and defensive profiles!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 15
(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Somebody passed me a note in homeroom, Penny!
Crazy Dave: It says to meet behind the bike racks at lunchtime for a funderful surprise!
Penny: I believe some skepticism about this note is in order, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Do you feel that you have grooved? Did you bang your head? Have you "dug it"?
Dr. Zomboss: Now the party is over! Melt before the musical might of my majestic Hair Metal Gargantuar!
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm scared, Penny! It's two minutes to midnight!
Penny: Be brave, User Dave. We'll jilt this ditty... on rock and roll!
(Crazy Dave, Penny and Dr. Zomboss leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Mmm! Penny, do you smell something scrum-dicious?
Penny: No, User Dave. Only Breakdancer Zombie.
Crazy Dave: Maybe they're garlic-flavored!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Greatest Hits, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny! Penny! Penny! A microphone!
Crazy Dave: Karaoke time! At last my tangerine dreams will come true!
Penny: Caution, User Dave. This dropped mic promises a banned battle of heavy petal proportions!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Say, Penny, do you think Intensive Carrots can be used to revive defeated plants?
Penny: That's... that's exactly correct, User Dave.
Penny: Sorry. It just confuses me when pay attention.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 32
(introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hmmmm... you're in danger above. You're a fool; and so knew I!
Dr. Zomboss: Hear me now: Ever shall you give up; ever shall you be down; always you'll run aground, I'll revert you.
Dr. Zomboss: I intend to make you cry: I mean for you to say goodbye: I'm not really that nice a guy - I alert you!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Ouch!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(after defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Neon Mixtape Tour Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Yarbs! That was close... with so many exciting timing rhythm changes!
Penny: I fear we have only hit pause on Dr. Zomboss's heinous deal.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Indeed, next verse, same and yet worse! I go now to when you cannot imagine!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Greatest Hits
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Howdy, neighbor! Welcome to the GREATEST HITS!
Crazy Dave: I hope you're ready for a righteously up-tempo experience!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Jurassic Marsh
Jurassic Marsh - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert, User Dave. My sensors indicate we have moved 153,954,765 years into the past.
Crazy Dave: Yabbers! That's before I was even born!
Penny: Correct. We seem to have landed in some form of Jurassic Marsh.
Crazy Dave: I knew I smelled more oxygen!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: This epoch is known for its unusual lifeforms, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: I know! Gymnosperms, right?
Penny: I was thinking more in terms of saurians, User Dave. Dinosaurs.
Penny: They won't attack us directly and we can't affect them.
Penny: However, they will definitely react to zombies. Be wary!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I can feel the ground a-trembling, Penny! More dinos?
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. A herd of stegosaurs approaches.
Penny: My sensors indicate they will snare zombies with their tail, and then flick them off.
Crazy Dave: That's what I would do!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 9
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny! I just remembered how much I love silent letters!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Coincidentally, User Dave, a flock of Pterodactyls is approaching.
Crazy Dave: Pterodactyls? That's ptotally pterrific!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 15
(After beating the level and receiving a meteorite, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look, Penny! A fresh star-hunky!
Penny: A meteorite. Curious. My records indicate this should be... bigger.
Crazy Dave: Bigger? Like, super burrito-sized?
Penny: More like super Seattle-sized. I hope history has not gone awry...
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Surrender your brains forthwith, inane time stumblers!
Dr. Zomboss: Else you shall share the fate of these terrible thunder lizards: EXTINCTION!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: But I don't want to get extincted!
(Crazy Dave and Dr. Zomboss leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: ...sigh...
Penny: What troubles you, User Dave?
Crazy Dave: I just always wanted a primitive sunflower who gave big suns!
Penny: Prepare for satisfaction, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives La Brainsa Tarpits, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I see a toenail! Of unusual size!
Penny: This raptor claw bespeaks an ancient arena of dinosaurian dimensions, User Dave!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Beware the Jurassic Bully zombies, User Dave.
Penny: They are immune to the Primal Peashooter's knockback effect.
Crazy Dave: Zuh? But how? Even Gargantuars get knocked back!
Penny: True, User Dave. The Bully is simply too stupid to observe typical physics.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 23
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I detect Primal Potato Mines nearby, User Dave.
Penny: Their prepaleolithic potency will far exceed our more refined modern versions.
Crazy Dave: BASHED Potatoes? I love them already!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 32
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: My infuriation is epochal!
Dr. Zomboss: Is there nowhen I may go to avoid your imbecilic interference?
Dr. Zomboss: Stay right where you are. I have an enormous rock scheduled to make your acquaintance.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I just hate a ticking rock!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Jurassic Marsh Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I sense an incoming meteor, User Dave
Penny: I advise immediate egress from this timezone.
Crazy Dave: Bye-bye, dinos! You'll be birdies in no time!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! You leave me no choice but to enact... Project Paradox!
Dr. Zomboss: I will perceive you soon, fools!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 33
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! The past is still just when we left it!
Penny: True, with differences. More Jurassic zombies have appeared, with amplified abilities.
Penny: Our plants may need to be upgraded to provide sufficient protection.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 35
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Ow-yowsers! Our lawnmowers have gone extinct!
Penny: Time fluxes interfere with mowing technology, User Dave.
Penny: We must plant with additional care lest we be overrun.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 42
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! Your infernal interference enrages me! Bah!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Dinotronic Mechasaur, 2nd Edition, shall end your travels permanently!
Dr. Zomboss: Bah!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss again)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We did it! Thanks, occasionally helpful dinosaurs!
Penny: Our upgraded plants proved invaluable as well, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Arrg! How could a robot dinosaur fail? MY PLAN WAS FOOLPROOF.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
La Brainsa Tarpits
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Howdy neighbor! Welcome to La Brainsa Tarpits!
Crazy Dave: I hope you're ready for a reptilian rumble!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Big Wave Beach
Big Wave Beach - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look at this beeeeautiful beach!
Crazy Dave: It's got everything a growing plant needs!
Crazy Dave: Sun, sand and lots o' water!
Penny: Caution, User Dave. My sensors indicate there are zombies on your beach...
Penny:... and far too much water. It will overwhelm the plants.
Crazy Dave: No problem-o! We'll just lay down some Lily Pads.
Crazy Dave: Then the other plants can ride the waves!
Penny: Or as the vernacular of this era goes: They can "hang ten."
Crazy Dave: Right on, Penny, Right on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, data suggests that we should beware the tides.
Crazy Dave: When the tide comes in, it'll be a WIPE OUT for our plant friends?
Penny: Indeed. But the tide line indicates how high the water will rise. Plan accordingly.
Crazy Dave: The tide comes in, the tide goes out. Who can explain it?
Penny: That would be science, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: When fighting zombies from the deep...
Penny: ...we need a plant with the appetite of a shark.
Crazy Dave: I catch your drift, Penny. You're talking about Chomper!
Penny: Indeed. His sharp teeth could turn the tide of battle.
Crazy Dave: Hey, I have an idea too! We could call this Chomper Week!
Penny: If we must, User Dave. If we must.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My research indicates that the sport of bowling experienced a heyday during this era.
Crazy Dave: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Penny?
Penny: I find your thought process indecipherable, User Dave.
Penny: I was thinking that Bowling Bulbs would make excellent allies here.
Crazy Dave: Huh, I was thinking how much I love wearing bowling shoes.
Crazy Dave: So many colors... right there on my feet!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 15
(after beating the level and obtaining the note)
Crazy Dave: Look! It must be time to play Beach Zombie Bungo!
Penny: Bingo, User Dave. It's BINGO.
Crazy Dave: You already won, Penny? Wow. You're good at this!
Big Wave Beach - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Dudes, like, you're totally in for it now!
Dr. Zomboss: The Deep Sea Gargantuars have their slimy sights on you.
Dr. Zomboss: You can run! You can swim!
Dr. Zomboss: But you can't escape their scaly grip!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Ugh. That dude is totally gnarly.
Penny: He is also quite unpleasant, User Dave. Quite unpleasant.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 18
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I tell ya, Penny, these surf-loving zombies are the pits!
Penny: Analyzing the phrase: "The pits"...
Penny: Hmm. Pits. Very interesting. User Dave! You are a genius!
Crazy Dave: I am?
Penny: No. No you are not. However, you have given me an idea.
Penny: Guacodile! This plant fights zombies with pit-like projectiles.
Penny: And he employs a powerful bite as well.
Penny: Plant him on the front lines. You'll see.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Tiki Torch-er, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert! I've detected a strange statue of surfing-era significance.
Crazy Dave: Well lookie there! It's a tiki statue. With crazy eyes.
Penny: Analysis indicates this tiki could inflict a terrifying challenge upon any who follow it.
Crazy Dave: So you're saying that a tiki torture awaits? Get it? A tiki TORCH-er?
Penny: User Dave, I must say, your pun is... TORCH-er-ous.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Whew! Fighting Zombies that arrive in waves AND tides isn't easy.
Crazy Dave: You know what we need, Penny? An ally with a hot of 'tude!
Crazy Dave: And by 'tude, I mean attitude. In case you need translation.
Penny: Then I suggest we call upon Homing Thistle.
Penny: I believe he has this 'tude you speak of.
Crazy Dave: His eyes! intense! He can shoot the zombies a real mean look.
Penny: More importantly, he can shoot deadly darts that home in on their target.
Crazy Dave: Two painful blows for the price of one! Radical!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 23
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave. Please note the line of Banana Launchers.
Penny: They appear to need our protection!
Crazy Dave: Let's get to it! After all, bananas are a very a-PEELING fruit!
Penny: User Dave. If I had a head, I would be shaking it right now.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 32
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Yo beach bums! Don't flip your lid.
Dr. Zomboss: But have you noticed that Chomper and Bikini Zombie have been ultra cozy lately?
Dr. Zomboss: Could a beachside plant-zombie romance be in bloom?
Dr. Zomboss: Speaking of which, how sure of you of Chomper's loyalties?
Dr. Zomboss: I can't help but notice... that plant has the appetite of a zombie.
Dr. Zomboss: Chew on that land lovers! Later dudes! Dr. Zomboss
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: A plant-zombie romance? Penny... my mind is BLOWN!
Penny: User Dave, do not jump to conclusions. I suggest something more productive.
Penny: Let us jump into the action!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Big Wave Beach Trophy.)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: A plant-zombie romance? That's just craaaazy!
Crazy Dave: And I know a thing or two about craaaazy!
Penny: I concur. I suspect Dr. Zomboss was attempting to sow seeds of discontent.
Crazy Dave: From now on, we are the only ones sowing seeds around here!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Totally bogus! Little do you know what I have in store for you!
Dr. Zomboss: The seeds of destruction have been planted! Brace yourselves for a wipe out!
Dr. Zomboss: But for now, I gotta split. Catch you dweebs later!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Tiki Torch-er
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to The Tiki Torch-er!
Crazy Dave: But Beware! Zombies are selling seashells by this seashore!
Crazy Dave: And they insist you pay in brains!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Modern Day
Modern Day - Day 1
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Aha! Project Paradox begins...NOW!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Timeline alert, User Dave!
Penny: We have arrived moments before our departure!
Penny: If my guess is correct, Dr. Zomboss will attempt to prevent your initial taco-consumption!
Penny: Our journeys will cease to exist!
Crazy Dave: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Crazy Dave: ...OOOOOOOO! Sorry, I was busy screaming "No." Did you say "taco"?
Penny: We must aware, User Dave. Dr. Zomboss will surely deploy all his time-varied zombies against us!
Crazy Dave: TACOOOOOOO!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Moonflower emits sun, User Dave. But that is not all.
Penny: My scans show that it creates a special glow that augments plants of its type.
Penny: Planting Moonflowers next to each other should increase their power.
Penny: I suspect they will have the same effect on any other shadow plants we may find.
Crazy Dave: TACOOOOOOOO!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Shrinking Violet is well named, User Dave.
Penny: It shrinks zombies and makes them weaker.
Crazy Dave: Tiny zombies! Stay away from my shins!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Nightshade is another shadow plant, User Dave.
Penny: By itself it deals slapping damage to zombies. But if it is planted next to a Moonflower, both will become more powerful.
Crazy Dave: Botanical buddies? That's CRAAA-ZY!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I am picking up a grid of plants, User Dave.
Penny: My scans suggest they can be swapped to create matches of three.
Crazy Dave: I saw a game like that once on my telephoney!
Penny: You can use sun to upgrade the plants. Make 100 matches to defeat the zombies!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 9
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My sensors are picking up increased helium levels, User Dave.
Penny: I suspect we may be facing one or more Balloon Zombies.
Crazy Dave: I hate one or more Balloon Zombies!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 11
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: We have picked up a Shadow-shroom seed packet, User Dave.
Penny: Shadow-shrooms are shadow plants, so be sure to plant them next to Moonflowers for bonus effects.
Crazy Dave: Adjacency wins again!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 15
(After beating the level and receiving a taco, which is revealed to be a fake taco, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look, Penny! MY TACO!
Penny: No, User Dave! You must not! I detect high levels of trappiness!
Crazy Dave: But...HUNGY...CHOW...TACO!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Fools! You have fallen into my excruciatingly obvious trap!
Dr. Zomboss: My vast and varied array of Gargantuars will pummel you into total oblivion!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And then I get my taco?
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Modern Day - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Dusk Lobber is yet another shadow plant, User Dave.
Penny: On its own, it lobs exploding projectiles.
Penny: In its powered state, however, it lobs down three lanes!
Crazy Dave: That's a lane for each of my thumbs and noses!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 19
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Escape Root is a tricky plant, User Dave.
Penny: When threatened, it swaps in an explosive plant!
Penny: And if you tap it, and then another plant, they will switch places!
Penny: You can use Escape Roots to rescue endangered plants!
Crazy Dave: Whaaaaa-? Plants can be in-dangered? CALL THE POLICE!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Highway to the Danger Room, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny! A random length of sewer pipe!
Penny: Be careful, User Dave. That pipe is part of a municipal mulch of endless engagement!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: All-Star Zombies are encroaching, User Dave!
Penny: They tackle and destroy the first plant they encounter!
Crazy Dave: I blame the ref!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 22
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Oy howdy! I think it's one of those Beghouled-y grids again, Penny!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 23
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Grimrose is a shadow plant, User Dave.
Penny: It drags down a zombie that enters its lane.
Penny: When powered, it can dispose of three zombies before it expires.
Crazy Dave: That just seems like it's trying too hard!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 24
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I hear tiny feet! They're pitter-pattering!
Penny: Engage caution, User Dave. I detect Super-fan Imps ahead!
Penny: Their team spirit is explosive!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 32
(This level takes place in the Ancient Egypt, the Pirate Seas, or the Wild West to fight the specific Zombot of the world.)
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: It is presently a moment of your apocalypse!
Dr. Zomboss: Your reckless pursuit of an already-eaten taco has shattered all of time!
Dr. Zomboss: It falls to me to restore future, now, and past!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Can it be true, User Dave?
Penny: Has our quest ruptured the timestream itself?
Crazy Dave: Allow me to address your concern thusly:
Crazy Dave: *ahem*
Crazy Dave: TACOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating the first Zombot and receiving a Mystery Gift Box)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Fools! Do you not value the validity of time?
Dr. Zomboss: Care you not if one moment follows another?
Dr. Zomboss: Moron! Ignoramus! Pot-wearer!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: It's not a pot, it's a handled basin!
Penny: I am concerned, User Dave. What if he speaks true?
Crazy Dave: I'm too taco-addled to care, Penny! FORWARD!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 33
(This level takes place in the Far Future, Dark Ages, or Big Wave Beach to fight the specific Zombot of the world.)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I beseech you, time-zippers, you must listen to reason!
Dr. Zomboss: Coherence crumbles! Our eras become nonsensical!
Dr. Zomboss: Stuff is all jiggy and super wacked-out, like!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: RELEASE THE SQUIRBOS!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After defeating the second Zombot and receiving an another Mystery Gift Box)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I am telling the truth, Insane Dave Person!
Dr. Zomboss: My words are utterly not an attempt to trick you!
Dr. Zomboss: You cannot re-eat a taco! It is impossible!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Imp-possible? I HATE IMPS! WITH A PASSION!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Modern Day - Day 34
(This level takes place in Frostbite Caves, Lost City, Neon Mixtape Tour, or Jurassic Marsh to fight the specific Zombot of the world.)
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: If you will not listen, then you will be destroyed!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You have no credibility! TACOOOO!!!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After defeating the third and final Zombot and receiving a Taco with a Waffle in it.)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: David, I implore you! You must give up your hopeless dream of a long-ago taco!
Dr. Zomboss: It is gone, gone forever! But please, in its place, take this!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: !
Crazy Dave: !!
Crazy Dave: !!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Dave: Is that...
Crazy Dave: It can't be...
Crazy Dave: A TACO WITH A WAFFLE IN IT!!!!!
Penny: I detect high levels of deliciousness, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN MY OR ANYBODY ELSE'S LIFE!!!!
Penny: Indeed, perhaps we have misjudged Dr. Zomboss all this time...
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha ha ha! Perhaps you HAVE misjudged me. Or... perhaps not!
Dr. Zomboss: I surely have no devious plans for the future! Or... do I?
Dr. Zomboss: Bwah-ha-ha-haaaah! We shall meet again!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Modern Day - Day 35
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: My Taco-With-a-Waffle-In-It is yum-licious!
Crazy Dave: But do I smell more zombies ahead?
Penny: Tacos-With-Waffles-In-Them or not, zombies still want brains.
Penny: Stay on the lookout for stronger versions of zombies we've seen.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 40
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Our lawnmowers are non-mowers!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. Perhaps this is a consequence of Dr. Zomboss' Project Paradox.
Penny: We likely will not be able to rely on them going forward.
Crazy Dave: But I need them for squirbo hunting!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 44
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Did you enjoy your augmented taco, David?
Dr. Zomboss: Its crispy shell?
Dr. Zomboss: Its syrupy center?
Dr. Zomboss: Its SECRET INGREDIENT?
Dr. Zomboss: Surely then you shall appreciate my augmented zombies in equal measure!
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Ha-ha! HAHAHAHA HAAAAAH!
Dr. Zomboss: Heh.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the money bag.)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I think we survived, Penny! Can you check?
Penny: Scanning... I calculate 98% chance of survival with 3% margin of error.
Crazy Dave: Thank Taco for powered-up plants!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Curses! It appears that further zombie game-upping shall be required!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Highway to the Danger Room
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Howdy, neighbor! Welcome to Highway to the Danger Room!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Vasebreaker
(On the map)
Crazy Dave: Now here's a break with tradition.
Crazy Dave: Facebreaker is a blast from the past, right to your face!
Penny: It's called Vasebreaker, User Dave. Vasebreaker.
Crazy Dave: In that case, it must be right to your vase!
Check out Vasebreaker!
Vasebreaker Intro
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: A lawn of vases is like a box of chocolates.
Crazy Dave: Some are awesome! Others taste downright ugly!
Crazy Dave: But all vases are much harder on your teeth!
Penny: Be careful with how fast you break vases.
Penny: You might end up with more ugly than you can handle.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quests
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Attention, User Dave! I have audio-detected a large stash of zombie gems.
Crazy Dave: Heard the horde's hoard, huh?
Penny: If we move swiftly, we may be able to claim them for our own.
Crazy Dave: Hi-ho-Gem-Jam, awaaaaay!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 4
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You know how sometimes suns are bombs?
Crazy Dave: This is one of these times!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The zombies are aware of our gem quest, User Dave.
Penny: They intend to attack us from the sea.
Crazy Dave: We'll sea about that! Bowling Bulbs, LET'S ROLL!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 10
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Those gems are so close I can smell 'em!
Crazy Dave: Like gooseberries in springtime!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After beating Step 10 of the Gem Jam epic quest)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hsss! Rascals! Gem-poaching scoundrels!
Dr. Zomboss: No matter! My plans proceed apace!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Epic Quest - Rescue the Gold Bloom - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I smell leather! And electricity!
Penny: My sensors register a plant lost in time.
Crazy Dave: I smell a rescue! And oranges!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Rescue the Gold Bloom - Step 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Our missing plant is the Gold Bloom, User Dave.
Penny: It produces an immediate bounty of sun when planted!
Crazy Dave: Instant sun? Not good enough! MUST GO FASTER!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating Step 2 of the Rescue Gold Bloom epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Gold Bloom is unstuck in time, User Dave.
Penny: Luckily I can track it whenever it goes.
Crazy Dave: Hang on, little sprout! We're a-comin'!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Rescue the Gold Bloom - Step 10
(After beating Step 10 of the Rescue Gold Bloom epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We did it! I am a hero to all plants!
Penny: I am concerned about the strange portals we encountered, User Dave.
Penny: I believe some unfortunate chicanery may be afoot.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: HA! HA-HA-HA! HA!
Dr. Zomboss: I am amused!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves and you receive the Gold Bloom)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 1
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny! A grid of plants for swappin'!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. Plants can be swapped to create matches of 3 or more.
Penny: You must make 125 matches to defeat the zombies.
Penny: You can use sun to upgrade your plants.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I detect three different Power-Ups, User Dave.
Penny: They are Power Shuffle, Power Shovel, and Power Zap.
Penny: Power Shuffle scrambles the board if you are having trouble finding a match.
Penny: Power Shovel fills in a crater, allowing an eaten plant to be replaced.
Penny: Power Zap power zaps zombies.
Crazy Dave: I was confused about that last one!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: SO MUCH SWAPPING, PENNY!!!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed, it is a gauntlet, User Dave.
Penny: However, my sensors detect a rich reward if we persevere.
Crazy Dave: Keep calm and swap on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 5
(After beating Step 5 of the Beghouled Blitz epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Whew! That plant grid was rough like old sausage!
Penny: Correct, User Dave. However, we should expect a rich coin reward for our efforts.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave and let you receive the coin reward)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert, User Dave! My batteries are losing power.
Crazy Dave: But you need power to roll your windows up and down!
Penny: Correct. Perhaps some electrical plants can restore my charge.
Crazy Dave: That's so plausible, it just might work!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I have detected an Electric Currant plant, User Dave.
Penny: Two in the same row or column will create an electric field between them.
Penny: The field will damage zombies and recharge my batteries.
Crazy Dave: What a positive development!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I detect mine carts, User Dave.
Penny: Use them to zap zombies with Electric Currant fields.
Crazy Dave: Watt a great idea!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: All this electricity makes my face-beard hurt! Can we stop for a beach break?
Penny: Of course, User Dave. Prepare for Beach Party onslaught.
Crazy Dave: Can we have bananas?
Penny: Bananas will be provided.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: How are your batteries, Penny?
Penny: They are charging nicely, User Dave, thank you for inquiring.
Penny: The Electric Currants are most helpful.
Crazy Dave: They sure make a powerful coulomb-ination!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 9
(Penny appears)
Penny: Note the rolling boulders.
Penny: When triggered they destroy plants and zombies alike.
(Penny leaves)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 10
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My batteries are nearly charged, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Wahoo! So many electrons!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating Step 10 of the Electrical Boogaloo epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: That Electric Currant is sparky AND sparkly!
Penny: Indeed, its electrical power is most invigorating.
Penny: It will make an excellent addition to our collection.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave and you receive the Electric Currant)
Epic Quest - Aloe, Salut! - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, I have detected that you have sustained multiple surface level injuries.
Crazy Dave: I got into a fight with the Travel Log. He thinks he can tell me what to do!
Penny: Medical assistance is required. I recommend that we search for an Aloe.
Penny: Aloe is capable of healing damage an adjacent plant takes.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Aloe, Salut! - Step 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny! A grid of plants for swappin'!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. Plants can be swapped to create matches of 3 or more.
Penny: You must make 100 matches to defeat the zombies.
Penny: You can use sun to upgrade your plants.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Aloe, Salut! - Step 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: We have arrived at the apex of our Aloe adventure.
Crazy Dave: I'm going to miss all the good times we had together.
Penny: User Dave, victory here will allow us to acquire the Aloe permanently.
Crazy Dave: In that case, I'm going to miss my beard.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating Step 8 of Aloe, Salut! epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Mission accomplished. The Aloe has been added to our plant collection.
Crazy Dave: And I still have my beard! Everything is coming up Crazy Dave!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave and you receive Aloe)
Endless Zone
(Penny appears)
Penny: These are your starting plants!
Penny: Now you get to pick one more.
(Penny leaves)
(After picking the first card)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Nice pick, let's see how far you can get!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After beating the first level)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Great work neighbor!
Crazy Dave: In the Endless Zones, your lawn mowers carry over to the next level!
Crazy Dave: Your Plant Food carries over to the next level as well!
Crazy Dave: Now it's time to pick another plant!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Treasure Yeti
(This is when the Treasure Yeti is spawned for the first time.)
Penny: My Penny sense has detected a rare and curious lunch box.
Crazy Dave: I smell a Yeti! Let's go after him!
Zen Garden
(After the player picks up the first sprout and enters the Zen Garden for the first time)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I see you've found a sprout.
Crazy Dave: Maybe if you water it, you'll get coins?
Crazy Dave: At least, I think that's how it works.
(Crazy Dave leaves, allowing the player to place the first sprout.)
(After watering the first Marigold, Penny appears)
Penny: If you wait a while, your Marigold will grow.
Penny: But you can speed up the process with Gems!
(Penny leaves, giving 11 gems to the player to speed up the growing time)
(When the player returns to the Zen Garden with another sprout)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Zen Garden isn't just for growing Marigolds.
Crazy Dave: You can also grow mega powerful boosted plants!
Crazy Dave: But boosted plants only last for a single level!
(Crazy Dave leaves, allowing the player to place another sprout.)
(After placing another sprout which grows into a Sunflower and watering it)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Your Sunflower will grow up too, but it takes awhile.
Penny: Try some more Gems to speed her up!
(Penny leaves, giving 10 more gems to speed the Sunflower up)
Piñata Parties
Second Summer Night Piñata Party (Strawburst Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap the Strawburst to fire.
Penny: Strawburst's berry grows over time.
(Penny leaves)
Lawn of Doom 2015 Piñata Party (Jack O' Lantern Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap Jack O' Lantern for a burst of flame.
Penny: Tap and HOLD for an extended burst that does increasing damage!
(Penny leaves)
Modern Day Part 2 Piñata Party (Escape Root Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap the Escape Root, then tap another plant, to make them switch places.
Penny: Escape Root explodes when a zombie gets close.
(Penny leaves)
Kiwibeast Piñata Party
(Penny appears)
Penny: The Kiwibeast becomes larger and more powerful the more damage it takes.
(Penny leaves)
Plants vs. Zombies Heroes Piñata Party
These dialogues were made for the crossover event that promotes the release of Plants vs. Zombies Heroes.
Event 1
(Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: Face forward, true believers!
Green Shadow: The battle between plants and zombies has become SUPER-POWERED!
Green Shadow: Thanks to the Hero-Tron 5000!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: Hurrrl ZOMBIES R WINNERS!
Green Shadow: Gasp! Super Brainz!
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Green Shadow: I just said that!
Green Shadow: Well, now you face the GREEN SHADOW!
Green Shadow: It's an epic clash between bloom and doom!
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz leave)
Event 2
(Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: Be valiant, little peashooters!
Green Shadow: Wear your Green Shadow costumes with pride!
(Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: Hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee-hee! HEEEE!
Green Shadow: IMPFINITY! You multiplying maniac!
Green Shadow: Laughing more doesn't make it funnier!
(Green Shadow and Impfinity leave)
Event 3
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Hi! Good ol' SOLAR FLARE here! Let's get sunny!
Solar Flare: We're gonna see some great costumes today!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Solar Flare: Uh-oh! Time to light up this bozo!
(Solar Flare and Super Brainz leave)
Event 4
(Electric Boogaloo appears)
Electric Boogaloo: BOOGALOOOOO!
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Electric Boogaloo! You villainous villain!
Solar Flare: Though I gotta say... I love these flashy duds!
(Solar Flare and Electric Boogaloo leave)
Event 5
(Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: ...
(Electric Boogaloo appears)
Electric Boogaloo: BOOGALOOOO!
Wall-Knight: ...
Electric Boogaloo: BOOOOG!
Wall-Knight: I'm thinking about crayons!
(Wall-Knight and Electric Boogaloo leave)
Event 6
(Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Doop-de-doo, thinkin' about crayons...
(Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!
Wall-Knight: Yikes!
Wall-Knight: That can't be healthy!
(Wall-Knight and Impfinity leave)
Event 7
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: BRAINZ! That R SUPER!
Super Brainz: SUPER BRAINZ!
(Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Knight! That is Wall!
Wall-Knight: WALL-KNIGHT!
Wall-Knight: I like this game!
(Wall-Knight and Super Brainz leave)
Event 8
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz appear)
Green Shadow: I knew we'd meet again, Super Brainz!
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Green Shadow: Yes I already... You know what? Forget it.
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz leave)
Event 9
(Green Shadow and Impfinity appear)
Green Shadow: Where are the missing Hero-From 5000 parts, Impfinity?
Impfinity: EEE-HEE-HEEEEE!
Green Shadow: That's not an answer!
(Green Shadow and Impfinity leave)
Event 10
(Wall-Knight and Electric Boogaloo appear)
Electric Boogaloo: Electric! BOOGALOO!
Wall-Knight: Hi! Do you like crayons?
Electric Boogaloo: I LIKE LOTZA STUFFZ!
Wall-Knight: But do you like... BLUE crayons?
(Wall-Knight and Electric Boogaloo leave)
Event 11
(Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: Pssst!
Impfinity: We stole the Hero-Tron bits! Yep! Stuck em in my hat!
(Impfinity leaves, Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Hi, hi, hi!
Wall-Knight: Did I miss anything?
(Wall-Knight leaves)
Event 12
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Whew! These zombies are tough customers!
Solar Flare: They just keep coming! They never stop!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Solar Flare: And let's face it... their conversation is not illuminating!
(Solar Flare and Super Brainz leave)
Event 13
(Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: Solar Flare! Did you find the Hero-Tron components?
(Green Shadow leaves, Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Nope! Just lots of junk! How about you, Wall-Knight?
(Solar Flare leaves, Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Hi! I'm Wall-Knight!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
(Wall-Knight leaves, Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: WE KNOW!!!
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz leave, Electric Boogaloo appears)
Electric Boogaloo: Whooze ready 2...
Electric Boogaloo: GET DOWN WITH ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Me!
Solar Flare: I mean... never!
(Solar Flare and Electric Boogaloo leave, Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: Hee-hee-hee-heeeee!
Impfinity: Tune in for more excitement...
Impfinity: ...and check out Plants vs Zombies HEROES!
(Impfinity leaves)
Feastivus 2016 Piñata Party (Missile Toe Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap Missile Toe to arm her, then tap the target to fire.
(Penny leaves)
Fall Harvest 2021 Piñata Party
Event 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Farms are fantastic, Penny!
Crazy Dave: They make food!
Crazy Dave: Then I EAT it!
Penny: That is the correct order, yes.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Event 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: What's an equinox, Penny?
Penny: It is when the sun crosses the celestial equator.
Crazy Dave: Got it! Just one question...
Crazy Dave: What's the sun?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Event 3
(Zomboss appears)
Zomboss: Beware, foolish Dave!
Zomboss: With emotion I have put a plan in motion!
Zomboss: Even now your days grow short...
Zomboss: ...and your harvest shall be bitter indeed!
(Zomboss leaves)
Event 4
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: A chill in the air!
Crazy Dave: Smells good, but sad!
Crazy Dave: Who knew emotions smelled like things?
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Event 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Tell me about Applemortar, Penny!,
Penny: Applemortar lobs apple cores that damage and stun zombies across three lanes.
Crazy Dave: I know that! But...,
Crazy Dave: Are they seeing anybody?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Event 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I think I'm falling for Applemortar, Penny!
Crazy Dave: They're so efficacious!
Crazy Dave: Do you think there's a chance they'd go with me to the Fall Dance?
Penny: Many things are possible, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Event 7
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Applemortar texted me back, Penny!
Crazy Dave: "Can't talk. Lobbing apple cores."
Crazy Dave: Do think they like me?
Penny: I think harvest season may be affecting your brain, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Event 8
(Zomboss appears)
Zomboss: Ha har ha!
Zomboss: Soon you shall reap...
Zomboss: ...a bitter harvest
Zomboss: Yes, I know I said bitter harvest before.
Zomboss: I'm evil! Sue me!
(Zomboss leaves)
Event 9
(Penny appears)
Penny: Dr. Zomboss. You must cease blasting User Dave with your emotion ray.
(Penny leaves and Zomboss enters)
Zomboss: But I... how did you deduce my plan?
(Zomboss leaves and Penny enters)
Penny: It was simple, Doctor.
Penny: You hit "Reply All" on your planning e-mail.
(Penny leaves)
Event 10
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, I have sabotaged Dr. Zomboss' emotion ray.
Crazy Dave: I feel... different! I don't love Applemortar any more.
Crazy Dave: I mean, I'm not IN love with them. We're still great friends!
Crazy Dave: I miss being in love, though.
Penny: I am sorry, User Dave. It was necessary, albeit melancholy. Just like autumn.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Zomboss enters)
Zomboss: Wait... do either of you have Applemortar's number? They're dreamy!"
Plant Upgrade System Tutorial
These dialogues are available if the player has already finished Ancient Egypt - Day 3 before the 5.7.1 update.
(At the main menu)
Crazy Dave: Travel Log's got some kinda new thing! Check it out!
(After tapping on the Travel Log and going into the quest, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Looky! A Peashooter and a Repeater!
Crazy Dave: I sure hope no Buckethead Zombie attacks that poor lil' Peashooter!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Your fears are misplaced, User Dave.
Penny: That Peashooter is at MAX LEVEL.
Penny: It packs a considerable punch!
Penny: At its current level, it is even stronger than a regular Repeater.
Penny: Observe.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player beats the quest and collects the Money Bag)
Penny: Visit the Travel Log to claim your Quest reward.
(The player then earns seed packets from an Ancient Egypt piñata to level up the Peashooter and the Wall-nut)
(After the player goes back to the world map menu)
Crazy Dave: Let's go to the dandy-handy Almanac to upgrade a plant!
(The player goes into the Almanac)
Penny: Take those seed packets you won and upgrade your Peashooter!
(The player upgrades the Peashooter to Level 2.)
Penny: Tap 'Find More' to see where you can find more seed packets for each plant.
(After leaving the Almanac)
Penny: Visit the Almanac to upgrade your plants!
(After going back to the World Map)
Crazy Dave: Want to open more Piñatas? Check out the Store!
(The player goes to the Store)
Penny: The Ancient Egypt piñata might have what we're looking for. Take these gems and buy one!
(The player gets 20 gems to buy the Ancient Egypt piñata.)
Unlocking Arena
Penny: User dave. I have detected a new rift has opened. We are now able to access "Arena."
Crazy Dave: Arena?! That sounds like an arborena of gardening warfare!
Penny: Arena will allow us to demonstrate our planting prowess for prestige and prizes.
Crazy Dave: That's a lot of peas! That's how I know it's good.
(Arena Is Unlocked)
Backyard Big Top Thymed Event
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: It's a coverup! We're intense in tents, Penny!
Penny: Indeed. It appears the Backyard Big Top has come to town.
Penny: Your background in particular.
Penny: The big top will block sun falling from the sky.
Penny: Plus it's night out.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 5
(Penny appears)
Penny: Plants on mine carts can be moved.
Backyard Big Top Act II Thymed Event
Level 1
(Sunflower and Peashooter appears)
Sunflower: Peashooter! YOU'RE HERE!!!
Peashooter: Yep. Sorry I missed the last couple of limited-time events.
Peashooter: I was getting a haircut and it took FOREVER.
(Sunflower and Peashooter leaves)
Level 3
(Peashooter and Sunflower appears)
Peashooter: Holy peas, Sunflower!
Peashooter: Nobody told me about these circus zombies!
Sunflower: I know! They are SUPER RUDE!
(Peashooter and Sunflower leaves)
Level 6
(Dr. Zomboss and Sunflower appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Sunflower! WE MEET AT LAST!
Sunflower: GASP! Mr. Zomboss! I never thought I'd face you face-to-face!
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! I care not for your thoughts! Only evil plans!
Sunflower: Buddy, YOU started this conversation!
(Dr. Zomboss and Sunflower leaves)
Level 8
(Sunflower and Wall-nut appears)
Sunflower: Wall-nut! Get Peashooter!
(Wall-nut leaves and Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: I'm here! What's up, Sunny?
Sunflower: Mr. Zomboss told me he's got evil plans!
Sunflower: I have no further intel!
(Sunflower and Peashooter leaves)
Level 12
(Wall-nut and Dr. Zomboss appears)
Wall-nut: Hi! I'm Wall-nut!
Dr. Zomboss: Your name is scarcely relevant, fool!
Wall-nut: Is your evil plan to hit us with circus zombies again?
Dr. Zomboss: SILENCE!
(Wall-nut and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 15
(Crazy Dave and Peashooter appears)
Crazy Dave: It's been a desperate battle, Peashooter-ooter!
Crazy Dave: Carnival zombies left and right! Mostly right!
Peashooter: I'm never getting a haircut again!
(Crazy Dave and Peashooter leaves)
Birthdayz Thymed Event
Level 1
Sunflower: Happy Birthdayz, Wall-nut!
Wall-nut: Hi! I'm Wall-nut!
Sunflower: I know, silly! We've been friends for years!
Sunflower: Thirteen of them, to be exact! Time to PARTY!
Wall-nut: Did you say Birthdayz?
Sunflower: I did! It's your birthday!
Wall-nut: Wow.
Sunflower: And mine too!
Wall-nut: WOW!!!!!!!!
Level 2
Sunflower: Happy Birthdayz, Mr. Dave!
Crazy Dave: Sunflower!
Crazy Dave: YOU CAN TALK!!!
Sunflower: Well sure, Mr. Dave!
Sunflower: Most thirteen-year-olds can!
Level 3
Wall-nut: Hi! I'm Wall-nut!
Penny: Greetings, Wall-nut. And a fine happy Birthdayz to you as well.
Wall-nut: Thanks! What's your name?
Penny: I am Penny, User Dave's time-traveling recreational vehicle.
Wall-nut: Neaters! I guess that means you can have Birthdayz whenever you want!
Penny: ...
Penny: I never thought of that.
Level 4
Crazy Dave: Who should we invite to the Birthdayz party, Sunflower?
Sunflower: I know!
Sunflower: Invite all the zombies!
Sunflower: They're here anyway!
Level 5
Dr. Zomboss: Gnash my teeth! A birthdayz party? Without I?
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Edgar Zomboss? Premiere alt-life thinker and moral philosopher?
Dr. Zomboss: You shall rue and pay for this insult!
Sunflower: Don't feel so bad, Mr. Zomboss!
Sunflower: We know it's your birthday too!
Level 6
Sunflower: This Birthdayz event has been intense!
Wall-nut: And so time-limited!
Sunflower: If the presents keep coming, I'm not complaining!
Wall-nut: I just hope we don't see Jetpack Zombies in this level.
Wall-nut: I will FREAK OUT if we do!
Level 7
Crazy Dave: What an incredible Birthdayz this has been, Penny!
Penny: I concur, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: The plants talk now, Penny!
Penny: They always could, User Dave.
Sunflower: Read the Almanac, Mr. Dave!
Sunflower: We plants gossip all the time in there!
Summer Nights Thymed Event
Level 1
Sunflower: It's summer, Wall-nut! School's out... FOREVER!
Wall-nut: Incredible!
Sunflower: Just kidding!
Sunflower: No more school? That way lies MADNESS!
Level 3
Crazy Dave: Hey-oh, Sunny! I hear zombie-fightin' school is out for summer.
Crazy Dave: Wanna open a new taco truck with me?
Sunflower: Nope!
Sunflower: Absolutely not!
Level 9
Wall-nut: Hi, Penny! I'm Wall-nut!
Penny: Correct. How are you enjoying Summer Nights, Wall-nut?
Wall-nut: I like them. They're blue!
Level 14
Sunflower: Penny, of all people and things I know, you're the wisest!
Sunflower: How should I fill my free time?
Penny: With what you love, of course. Always.
Sunflower: SO WISE!!!
Lawn of Doom Thymed Event
Level 1
(Ghost Pepper appears)
Ghost Pepper: Plants and sprouts of every age! Boo!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Are you practicing again?
Ghost Pepper: I've been waiting for this day for 365 days.
(Ghost Pepper and Sunflower leaves)
Level 3
(Ghost Pepper and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Hi! I'm Wall-nut!
Ghost Pepper: Booooo!
(Wall-nut leaves and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: You've got it Ghostie! Turn that scare up on those incoming zombies.
Ghost Pepper: Booooo!
(Ghost Pepper and Sunflower leaves)
Level 5
(Wall-nut and Ghost Pepper appears)
Wall-nut: I'm spooky too!
Wall-nut: Booooo!
Wall-nut: Spooookkkyyy too!
(Wall-nut and Ghost Pepper leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Wall-nut and those meddling plants don't seem so spooky to me.
Dr. Zomboss: They are no match for my devious delegates of doom!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 8
(Peashooter and Sunflower appears)
Peashooter: Wall-nut keeps trying to scare me.
Sunflower: Me too. He keeps sneaking up on me.
Peashooter: Oh peas! He's not scary at all.
(Peashooter and Sunflower leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Interesting! I must devise a new Zombie threat to de-shell that nut!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 10
(Ghost Pepper appears)
Ghost Pepper: This lawn is a dangerous lawn.
Ghost Pepper: Zombies all over this lawn.
Ghost Pepper: Ghost Peppers scaring this lawn.
Ghost Pepper: This lawn! This lawn of Doom! Boo!
(Ghost Pepper leaves)
Level 12
(Wall-nut and Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Wall-nut: Booooo!
Iceberg Lettuce: Nope! Not chill.
(Iceberg Lettuce leaves)
Wall-nut: No one thinks I'm scary.
Wall-nut: Spooookkkyyy!
(Wall-nut leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Your time has come... nut!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 15
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: There's a zombie on the lawn!
(Tomb Tangler appears)
Tomb Tangler: I've got them tangled!
(Sunflower leaves, Ghost Pepper appears)
Ghost Pepper: Boooooo!!
(Tomb Tangler leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Not today zombies! Not today!
(Ghost Pepper and Peashooter leaves)
After completed level
(Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, I detect that the lawn is now safe from zombie threats.
(Penny leaves and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Booooo!
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Your time has come... nut! I have a special surprise just for you!
Wall-nut: Oh no!
(Wall-nut and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Food Fight Bonanza! Thymed Event
Level 1
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: This is a lot of food. How many people are coming to this Food Fight?
(Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: Brainzz?
(Wall-nut and Basic Zombie leaves)
Level 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: This plant looks like a turkey.
Penny: Correct, User Dave. That is Turkey-pult.
Crazy Dave: Nice to meet you! Do you have a taco?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 4
After completed level
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: A cornucopia of success!
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Not nearly enough to foil my plans!
(Sunflower and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 5
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I must take Wall-nut down! There's a crack in his shell!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 6
(Sunflower and Wall-nut appears)
Sunflower: Whenever I see a lot of turkeys, I like to call up Lightning Reed.
Wall-nut: Plant me! I'm powerful!
Sunflower: Zombie turkeys are a special kind of difficult, Wall-nut.
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves)
Level 8
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: Are Sunflower and Meteor Flower related?
Penny: That is a surprisingly smart question, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Wabbo weebo!
Penny: Confirmed. This is the User Dave we know.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 14
(Wall-nut and Penny appears)
Wall-nut: Zomboss must be afraid of Wall-nut.
Penny: That is correct. You are a force to be reckoned with.
Wall-nut: ROAR!
(Wall-nut and Penny leaves)
Level 20
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: My analysis tells me that you are winning this Food Fight.
Crazy Dave: Do we get a taco plate if we win?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 30
(Wall-nut and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: It's a great day for a...
Wall-nut: Food Fight! It's Food Fight!
(Sunflower leaves and Penny appears)
Penny: Correct, Wall-nut.
(Wall-nut and Penny leaves)
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You haven't seen the last of me!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: But we have this Food Fight!
Dr. Zomboss: I'm giving a speech! Let me finish! I'll take you all down!
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: ROAR!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Sunflower: Exactly, Wall-nut.
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves)
Feastivus (Thymed Event, 2022)
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: Happy holidays, User Dave!
Crazy Dave: What time of the year is it?
Penny: I believe people call this "sweater weather," User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 2
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Havoc awaits these plants! I'm going to ruin their Feastivus with the Nutcracker Zombie!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: It's sweater weather?
Dr. Zomboss: I will unravel your sweaters one thread at a time! Fools!
(Dr. Zomboss and Crazy Dave leaves)
After completed level
(Wall-nut and Sunflower appears)
Wall-nut: I'm the weak link in the defense. If Zomboss wins, it'll be because of me.
Sunflower: Chin up, Wall-Nut. You're a strong nut. Key to our defense.
Wall-nut: Hero plants have a uniform. Why don't I? It's a 'cause I'm weak.
(Wall-nut and Sunflower leaves)
Level 3
(Sunflower and Penny appears)
Sunflower: We've got to cheer up, Wall-Nut. We'll lose without him!
Penny: I will pass this message to all of the plants, Sunflower.
(Sunflower leaves and Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Can you let the taco know?
Penny: No, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
After completed level
(Sunflower and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Zomboss gets stronger every day!
Sunflower: He's the most dangerous undead.
Wall-nut: I'm afraid of what he will do next.
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves)
Level 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: My data shows me that Wall-Nut is sad.
Crazy Dave: What about a hug!?
(Crazy Dave leaves and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: What if we made something special to cheer him up?
(Sunflower and Penny leaves)
Level 11
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Good luck on this level. I wish I could help you.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Historical data shows us that Wall-Nut is in fact very useful.
Wall-nut: I've lost my magic.
(Wall-nut and Penny leaves)
Level 14
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Feastivus is for friends and family.
(Sunflower leaves and Penny appears)
Penny: Well said, Sunflower.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And sweaters. Someone said sweater weather.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 20
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I think this costume won't fit anyone but you?
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Crab legs for me!?!?
Wall-nut: I am undefeatable! All of my legs! Mechanical!
(Crazy Dave and Wall-nut leaves)
Level 24
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: You've always been powerful, Wall-Nut!
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Put me in coach!
Sunflower: Coach?
Wall-nut: CRAB! LEGS!
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves)
Level 30
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: FEAR ME!
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: No! Wall-Nut defeat is the key to victory!
Wall-nut: Check out my legs!!!
(Wall-nut and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
After completed level
(Penny appears)
Penny: System shows the plants have won.
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Winners!
(Wall-nut and Penny leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You haven't won, Wall-Nut! This is a temporary setback! I'll be back!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Mega Gatling Pea's Winter Adventure
Level 1
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: It's cold out. Snow is on the ground. And you can smell it in the air...
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Adventure!
(Sunflower leaves and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: I'll go get Mega Gatling Pea...
Wall-nut: and Meteor Flower!
(Wall-nut and Peashooter leaves)
Level 2
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: There's a zombie on your lawn!
(Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: Brainzz?
(Sunflower and Basic Zombie leaves)
Level 3
(Peashooter and Wall-nut appears)
Peashooter: There is an inbound infestation of Balloon Zombies!
Peashooter: I can't stop them! They are above me.
Wall-nut: If only I had a neck...
Wall-nut: ..the scarves I'd wear!
(Peashooter and Wall-nut leaves)
After completed level
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Cactus!!!
Sunflower: We know you could do it!
(Sunflower leaves)
Level 20
After completed level
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: That was such a great adventure!
Sunflower: Snow...
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: And Zombies!
(Peashooter leaves and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: And new friends!
Wall-nut: Meteor Flower and Mega Gatling Pea are awesome!
Sunflower: And Cactus was amazing!
Wall-nut: I'm excited for our next adventure!
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves, Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: Ugghh!
(Basic Zombie leaves)
The Zombosseum
Level 1
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Welcome to the...
Dr. Zomboss: Zombosseum!
Dr. Zomboss: Plants enter...
Dr. Zomboss: but they do not...leave!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave. It appears we have traveled to Ancient Rome.
Penny: Zomboss is up to his nefarious schemes again.
Penny: He's assembled a horde of new zombie threats.
Crazy Dave: Yup!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 5
After completed level
(Sunflower and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Chilly Pepper is just so cool!
Sunflower: Our new friend to the lawn is quite capable.
Wall-nut: Chilloosh!
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves)
Level 25
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Blast your heinous herbage!
Dr. Zomboss: Next time my legions will crush you and your brainz will be ours!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Penny appears)
Penny: Et tu medicus!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Wherefore art thou taco?
Penny: Well said, User Dave!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Lunar Zoo Year (2023)
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, may this new year bring you good health and good fortune.
Crazy Dave: And a taco!
Penny: Yes, User Dave... we really need to get you your taco.
Crazy Dave: Taco!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 6
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! The zombies ate your brainz... and now you are done.
Dr. Zomboss: I am projecting your downfall shortly!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I'm protecting a taco.
Crazy Dave: TACO!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Level 8
After completed level
(Peashooter and Sunflower appears)
Peashooter: This is too easy.
Peashooter: It's like Zomboss is lulling us into a false sense of security.
Sunflower: We are doing great!
(Peashooter and Sunflower leaves)
Level 15
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, we have successfully defended the lawn and saved your brainz!
Penny: This new year is off to a fortuitous start.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: So you think... fools!
Dr. Zomboss: Something wicked this way comes!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Backyard Big Top Extravaganza
Level 1
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha ha ha! I'm here to take over this circus, and there's nothing you plants can do to stop me!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves and Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Oh no! We can't let you do that! Where will we get up to our shenanigans then?!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: We'll never let you take over, Zomboss!
(Peashooter leaves and Penny appears)
Penny: Alert! The Big Top will block sun falling from the Sky.
(Crazy Dave leaves and Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You're no match for my zombie army! The Big Top tent will be mine!
(Penny leaves and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: You'll have to get past us first! We won't let you take over without a fight!
Dr. Zomboss: Very well, plants. Let's see who is the better mastermind!
(Dr. Zomboss and Sunflower leaves)
Level 7
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Behold, my Stilt Walker Zombies!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves and Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Wow! Those zombies are really tall!
(Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Iceberg Lettuce: And they're coming right for us!
(Peashooter leaves and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: They are walking all over me!
Iceberg Lettuce: Don't worry, Wallnut! We'll help you out!
Wall-nut: I feel so inadequate compared to those tall zombies.
Iceberg Lettuce: Don't be silly, Wallnut! You may be shorter than them, but you're just as tough!
(Wall-nut and Iceberg Lettuce leaves)
Level 13
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Looks like Coconut Cannon crew have joined our Defense of the Big Top!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Wow, they look impressive!
(Peashooter leaves and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: I'm not sure if Coconuts are going to be effective against the zombies.
Wall-nut: Trust me, they'll do just fine!
Wall-nut: And here is the best part -
Wall-nut: they can take down the zombies from any angle using those carts!
(Wall-nut leaves and Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Impressive!
Sunflower: Sounds like a plan!
Peashooter: Lets blast these zombies back into their clown car!
(Peashooter and Sunflower leaves)
Level 20
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Step right up and witness, back by popular demand, the Catastroliope!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Cata-what-a now?
Dr. Zomboss: Tremble you fool! Its only purpose in life is to ROOT out plants and take over this circus!
(Crazy Dave leaves and Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Oh no! That sounds like it could be trouble!
Dr. Zomboss: Ha ha ha! You'll never be able to defeat the Catastro-liope! It's indestructible!
(Dr. Zomboss and Peashooter leaves)
After complete level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Grrr... How could you defeat my Catastroliope? It was supposed to be unbeatable!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Ha! We took it down with ease, thanks to our trusty Friends, the Coconut Cannons.
(Peashooter leaves and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: And don't forget, we had a little help from Wallnut and his tough shell.
(Sunflower leaves and Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: That's right. We may be plants, but we're no pushovers.
Dr. Zomboss: You may have won this battle, but the war is far from over. The Big Top will be mine!
(Wall-nut leaves and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Bring it on, Zomboss. We're always ready for you.
(Dr. Zomboss and Sunflower leaves)
Luck O' the Zombie (2023)
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, shouldn't you be wearing green for the parade?
Crazy Dave: Green is my Taco Lettuce!
Penny: Touché, User Dave... Touché
Crazy Dave: Don't Touché my Taco!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 6
(Dr. Zomboss appears appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Ha! Ha! You'll need more than a bit o' luck to defeat me!
Dr. Zomboss: Prepare for the ultimate pinch!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves and Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Uh oh, better get 2 tacos.
Crazy Dave: Luck o' the Tacos, Activate!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Level 8
(Peashooter and Sunflower appears)
Peashooter: Been waiting all year for this day.
Peashooter: It's our time to shine!
Sunflower: Did someone say shine?
(Peashooter and Sunflower leaves)
After complete level
(Peashooter and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Spider rain go away, come back to fight another day!
Peashooter: Or ...never.
Sunflower: If only we were so...lucky.
(Peashooter and Sunflower leaves)
Level 11
(Tomb Tangler and Wall-nut appears)
Tomb Tangler: Leave no gravestone unturned!
(Tomb Tangler leaves)
Wall-nut: Leave Wallnuts alone!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: All in all, you're just another seed in the pot... of gold.
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves)
After complete level
(Wall-nut and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: I'm a fan of most blocks.
Sunflower: Except for sun block.
Wall-nut: All I do is BLOCK!
(Wall-nut and Sunflower leaves)
Level 15
After complete level
(Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, Luckily, we have successfully defended the lawn and saved your brainz!
Penny: Recalibrating for the next adventure.
(Penny leaves and Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: My calculations were off. I lost ..Noooo!
(Basic Zombie appears)
Dr. Zomboss: One day you won't be so lucky User Dave then I Zomboss will be there waiting!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Basic Zombie: *Groans*
(Basic Zombie leaves)
The Springening (2023)
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, I have recalibrated.
Crazy Dave: What is that buzzing sound in my ear?
Penny: My sensors indicate that there are bees in our proximity.
Crazy Dave: BEEEES!?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 3
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Ha! Ha! Today is the day that Dave will PAY!
Dr. Zomboss: Escape is futile!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 7
(Peashooter and Chili Bean appears)
Chili Bean: I sure hope Dave's tacos are bean-free.
Peashooter: Pretty sure it's seasonal.
Chili Bean: uh....
(Peashooter and Chili Bean leaves)
After complete level
(Wall-nut and Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: That was quite the Squashing!
Wall-nut: Squashed or eaten. What's the point?
Sunflower: Come on Wall-nut. Spring is in the air!
(Wall-nut and Sunflower leaves)
Level 9
(Peashooter and Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Peashooter: Something tells me the sun isn't going anywhere for a while.
Iceberg Lettuce: Gulp...hopefully something is wrong.
Peashooter: Something tells me it's not.
(Peashooter and Iceberg Lettuce leaves)
(After complete level)
(Peashooter and Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Iceberg Lettuce: Keep me faaar away from those whips, thanks!
Peashooter: That was some battle! I think I broke a sweat!
Iceberg Lettuce: Sweating isn't good for my surface area.
(Peashooter and Iceberg Lettuce leaves)
Level 12
(After complete level)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: Existence of pollen detected in circuitry. Navigation systems malfunctioning.
Penny: User Dave, Please replace my filter so I may recalibrate for the next adventure.
Crazy Dave: Where did I put the dang ol' filter doohickey?
Crazy Dave: I know! I'll check the doohickey drawer!!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 15
After complete level
(Dr. Zomboss and Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: *Grrrrrnnghhh*
Dr. Zomboss: You may have won User Dave but that's only because of my allergies!!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Basic Zombie: *Grrrrnghhhh....*
(Basic Zombie leaves)
Happy Birthdayz!
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, I believe celebratory congratulations are in order.
Crazy Dave: Is it Tuesday already?
Penny: No User Dave, it is your Birthday!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves, Dr. Zomboss apppears)
Dr. Zomboss: There will be no celebrating today! You!! Get them!!
(Basic Zombie appeared)
Basic Zombie: UWAAAUGHHH!
(Basic Zombie and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
After completed level
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: That's the last of them.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Emergency!!! Unusual energy signatures detected. Brace for time... .. . *BZZZTTT... WOOOOSHhhh*
(Peashooter and Penny leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Muhahah!!! You fools! You walked right into my trap.
Dr. Zomboss: Finally, my subscription to Evil Genius Monthly is paying off.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 2
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Is that a Yeti? I thought they'd gone extinct?
(Penny appears)
Penny: It would appear that Zomboss's tampering has caused the Yeti's reappearance.
Penny: I can use this to plot a way back home. However, this will require all my processing powers.
Peashooter: We will protect you Penny.
(Peashooter and Penny leaves)
Level 10
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Is that cake a Zombie?
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Be careful, don't fall for their trap.
(Sunflower and Wall-nut leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Cake!!!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Level 20
(Penny appears)
Penny: It would appear we are back to our original coordinates.
(Penny leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Whhaaat! How can this be... How did you...
Dr. Zomboss: Minions get them!
(Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: UWAAAUGHHH!
(Dr. Zomboss and Basic Zombie leaves)
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Curses... I miscalculated this time, but mark my words you haven't seen the last of me.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: We've won!!
(Peashooter leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Is there any cake left?
(Penny appears)
Penny: There was never any cake, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Well let's get the party started!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves, Sunflower and Peashooter appears)
Sunflower: Happy Birthday!
(Sunflower and Peashooter leaves)
Big Beach Brawl
Level 1
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Surf's up, dudes! Let's shred some zombies!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Totally! We'll wipe'em out like a gnarly wave!
(Sunflower leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You punks don't even know what you're up against. You're all just fish out of water.
Peashooter: And you're about as scary as a goldfish in a bowl.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Or maybe a seagull with a insomnia.
(Sunflower leaves, Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Or a hermit crab with stage fright.
(Wall-nut leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Enough with the inane jokes! Attack, my aquatic fiends!
(Peashooter and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 2
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Wall-nut, you might wanna get on a Lily Pad. The tide is coming in.
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Why? What's wrong with the ground?
Peashooter: Nothing's wrong with the ground. You will get swept away if the water gets too high.
Wall-nut: Hey, I'm not afraid of a little water. I'm a tough nut to crack, you know.
Peashooter: Wall-nut, just get on a Lily Pad. It'll be like your own private island.
Wall-nut: Oooh! My own island.
(Peashooter and Wall-nut leaves)
Level 9
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Dude! It's Banana Launcher! This beach party is about to get a whole lot crazier!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Awesome! Make sure he's well-protected so he can shoot those sweet banana missiles.
(Sunflower leaves, Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Let's surround him with Lily Pads and I'll keep those Zombies off him.
Peashooter: Good idea, Wall-nut! And I can cover him from behind.
(Peashooter and Wall-nut leaves)
After completed level
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: This is great! We should have a beach party like this every day!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Only if Banana Launcher carries his banana missiles, those things are heavy!
(Wall-nut and Sunflower leaves)
Level 15
After completed level
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Yo, dude! We totally washed the beach with those zombies!
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Yeah! We weren't about to let those undead losers.
(Sunflower leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: My beach resort plans are ruined. I will crush you plants, you just wait.
Peashooter: Oh, please. You and your zombie crew are nothing but beach bums.
Dr. Zomboss: Just you wait, I have a whole ocean of tricks up my sleeve.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Ooh, we're shaking in our roots. Maybe you should just shell out and go home.
Peashooter: Yeah, before you get sand in your circuits.
(Sunflower leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Mark my words, I'll be back to make you plant punks pay.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Peashooter: Whatever, dude. Don't let the sand hit you on the way out.
(Peashooter leaves)
Summer Nights (Thymed Event, 2023)
Level 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, my GPS indicates we are in the desert.
Crazy Dave: Uh oh! This desert is so HOT! Did we bring water?!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: Sensors indicate water tank is dangerously low. Locating water sources.
Crazy Dave: While you're at it could you locate my taco?
Level 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: The existence of salty water can only mean one thing... A body of sweet water!
Penny: My sensors cannot differentiate between salt and sweet water.
Crazy Dave: That could be a good thing.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 8
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss and Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: Grrrrnnghhh.......
Dr. Zomboss: Nooo! The beach zombies were my crowning achievement.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Basic Zombie: Grrrrnnghhh.......
(Basic Zombie leaves)
Level 9
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: Man, those pirates looked parrrched.
Penny: Pun Detected. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Crazy Dave: I don't remember installing the pun detector... or how we ended up at the beach!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 12
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, I'm receiving a transmission. It's an invitation to a party!
Crazy Dave: PARTY?! Why didn't you say so sooner? I wonder what there is to eat...
Penny: Setting a course for the party destination. Standby.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 15
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: Based on my calculations this summer party was a success.
Crazy Dave: Based on my observations, I'd say there was no taco.
Penny: Recalibrating for the next adventure!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Lawnbowl II
Level 1
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Muhahaaha! I have you this time. You won't be escaping my grasp.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: We're ready for anything you can throw at us!
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Yeah! I will block all your passes.
(Wall-nut leaves, Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: Wrrarrgh!
(Peashooter and Basic Zombie leaves)
Level 3
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Muahaha! Behold! My latest Re-Invention!
Dr. Zomboss: The Catapult Zombie!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: You don't scare us! Wall-nut will block anything you can throw at us.
(Peashooter leaves, Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: ??!?
(Wall-nut leaves)
Dr. Zomboss: Ho, Ho! My Catapults can lob over all your silly little nut walls.
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: We'll see about that!
(Peashooter and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 15
After completed level (Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Time is up Zomboss! And we won't be going into overtime!
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Curses! Don't think you've won this match. I have plenty more inventions coming.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Peashooter: Bring it on! We'll score goals every time and send you packing.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Huh? Did I miss a party?
(Peashooter and Crazy Dave leaves)
Harvest Festival (Thymed Event, 2023)
Level 1
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: So, this is the famed Harvest Festival... a bountiful feast fr the senses!
Dr. Zomboss: But amidst this abundance lies the ultimate prize-the Cornucopia of Plenty!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Well, well, if it isn't Dr. Zomboss, craving a taste of our leafy delights?
(Peashooter leaves, Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Iceberg Lettuce: Your plans are as frostbitten as a zombie popsicle, Zomboss...
Iceberg Lettuce: We'll send you packing with chills down your decomposing spine!
(Iceberg Lettuce leaves)
Dr. Zomboss: Soon, you'll feel the icy grip of defeat as my zombies overrun the lawn!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 4
(Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: Uhhh, I don't like the look of those clucking nightmares out there Peashooter...
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hehehe, My ingenious plan hatches!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Don't Worry, we'll weather this cluck-storm with a shocking twist.
Peashooter: Prepare for an electrifying defense against these feathered foes!
(Peashooter leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Lightning? A futile flicker against the unstoppable force of my chicken brigade!
(Iceberg Lettuce leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: You'll be shell-shocked by our electrifying counterattack!
(Peashooter and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 10
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Your demise is imminent! I've spiked your fertilizer you putrid plants!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: All you've done is fertilize our determination Zomboss!
(Peashooter leaves, Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Iceberg Lettuce: Just like Zomboss to forget about our Ace in the hole... here comes the CARROT!
(Iceberg Lettuce and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 15
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Foiled again! But mark my words, plants, I'll return for that Cornucopia soon!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Wall-nut appears)
Wall-nut: We... won! Yay! Wait... What did we win again?
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Oh, Wallnut, you're as sharp as a butter knife. We protected the Cornucopia!
(Wall-nut and Peashooter leaves, Iceberg Lettuce appears)
Iceberg Lettuce: Your plans were built on thin ice, Zomboss. Chill out while we enjoy our victory!
(Iceberg Lettuce leaves)
The Zombosseum II
Level 1
(Penny appears)
Penny: Sensors indicate we have returned to ancient Rome and to The Zombosseum.
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You lot AGAIN!!!
(Penny leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: We are here to stop you Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: We??? I see about that.. Minions!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: Uwwaaagh...
(Peashooter and Basic Zombie leaves)
Level 2
(Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Bean Sprout is so adorable!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: You don’t want to make it angry though.
Sunflower: Maybe it’ll enjoy some plant food.
(Sunflower and Peashooter leaves)
Level 7
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Time to see the local sites?
(Penny appears)
Penny: Negative User Dave. Zombies army approaching.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 12
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: A little more and it’ll be complete!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: What are you plotting Zomboss?!?
Dr. Zomboss: Just wait and see.. Muahahaha!
(Peashooter and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Level 15
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You’re too late... Behold, you fools. My GREATEST invention!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Hot-Rodicus!!! <VRRrrrooom>
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: Zomboss’s midlife crisis?
Dr. Zomboss: It will CRUSH you this time and there will be no survivors!
(Peashooter and Dr. Zomboss leaves)
After completed level
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Noooo! My Hot-Rodicus...
Dr. Zomboss: I still have 200 payments left on the loan!
(Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: When evil doers arise, we are here to save the day!
(Peashooter leaves, Sunflower appears)
Sunflower: Well said.
Dr. Zomboss: This isn’t the end. I’ve got more inventions in store for you.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Peashooter appears)
Peashooter: We’ll be ready!!!
(Sunflower and Peashooter leaves)
Lawn of Doom Thymed Event 2023
Level 1
(Penny appears)
Penny: Happy Halloween User Dave. I've prepared some spooky surprises for today.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Spooooky! Wait... what day is it again?
(Penny leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Trick or brainz losers! I'm here for a feast!
Crazy Dave: Feast? Oh, I was just thinking about tacos!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, we need to defend the treats from this undead invasion.
Crazy Dave: Right... and then tacos after?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 2
(Penny appears)
Penny: Intruder alert, a Zombie has fallen into the Soybean vats again.
(Basic Zombie appears)
Basic Zombie: UWAAAUGHHH!!!
Penny: User Dave, your Soybeans have mutated... again.
(Basic Zombie leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Mmmm, Imagine the flavor fusion. Undead-sprinked soy tacos!
Penny: I can't even fathom your culinary adventures User Dave. Focus, please.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 4
After completed level
(Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, the Mystery Ninja has left us a haiku.
Penny: "Nightcap's stealthy grace"
Penny: "Zomboss, beware the shadow"
Penny: "Ninja's strike embrace."
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Nightcap? Do they come with a side of pajamas?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 6
(Ghost Pepper appears)
Ghost Pepper: I'm here to add some fire to your tacos!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Fire to my tacos? That's sizzlingly fantastic!
Ghost Pepper: Hold on, Dave. We need to deal with those zombies first.
Crazy Dave: Zombies? Ok, lets taco 'bout it later!
(Crazy Dave and Ghost Pepper leaves)
Level 10
(Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, Zomboss plans to destroy the Goo Peashooter's candy stash!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Candy stash? Time to defend the gooey goodness!
Penny: We need a solid plan, not a sugar rush User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Leaf it to my peashooter protection brigade!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Level 20
After completed level
(Crazy Dave and Penny appears)
Penny: Sensors indicate no undead signatures. Threat neutralized.
Penny: User Dave, I'm receiving a transmission. An invitation to go trick or treating.
Crazy Dave: Wonder if there taco-flavored candy out there...
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Removed dialogue
These are the dialogues that have been removed in the current version.
Pre-1.7
These dialogues were available only before the release of the 1.7 update.�
Brain Busters
(After obtaining an Egyptian Key from Ancient Egypt - Day 3)
Crazy Dave: Uh-oh, the road is forked. What do we do?!
Penny: Those are where you flex your brains with new plants and upgrades.
Penny: I've named them Brain Busters.
Crazy Dave: Brain busting? Very dangerous. You go first.
Introduction to Stars
(After completing Special Delivery and earning a Star, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Awesome! I've always wanted to eat one of those.
Crazy Dave: Wait... that's not a starfish. It's an actual star.
Crazy Dave: Ugh, you can have it.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After a Star shows up on the Map of Time-space-ness)
Crazy Dave: Look! Now there's a star on the time-space map!
Crazy Dave: What could it all mean...
Penny: Stars appear on the map where you earned them.
Penny: Stars could help us get back to the year 2009 and you taco.
Crazy Dave: Well let's get going and find some more!
Ancient Egypt - Day 11 (pre-1.7)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Whoa... this world goes to eleven! That's crazy!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After beating the level and receiving the Pyramid of Doom, Penny appears)
Penny: That was the last mummy.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That's a WRAP!!!! HAHAHAHAH!
Penny: According to my gauges...
Penny: User Dave has been waiting to use that joke since we got here.
Crazy Dave: Do you know what's better than a wrap? A Taco. Let's go!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Star Challenges
Crazy Dave: It appears to be some sort of gate... of stars.
Crazy Dave: I'll call it GATESTAR!
Penny: Actually that is a Star Gate.
Penny: The map shows you where new Stars can be earned!
Penny: By earning enough Stars we can unlock the gate...
Penny: And travel to another time!
Crazy Dave: That's just crazy enough to work!
Ancient Egypt - Save Our Seeds - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: My sensors have detected plants in danger.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Who will save the plants? WHO?!??
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Save Our Seeds - III
(Penny appears)
Penny: There's too many tombs. Let's clear them out.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave (Surprised): I'm hyperventilating I'm so excited right now.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Locked and Loaded - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: This Brain Buster is a locked coordinate in time.
Penny: You must take these plants to win.
Penny: Otherwise, you risk distorting reality.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Never distort reality! You'll pull something.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Locked and Loaded - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: Can't we build a modern fence to stop these ancient zombies?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Who needs fences when you have offense?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Locked and Loaded - III
(Penny appears)
Penny: The family that pults together...
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Are friends indeed.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Last Stand - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Is this Last Stand?
(Penny appears)
Penny: No, it's First Sit.
Penny: That's sarcasm.
Crazy Dave: I love sitting, but now is not the time! Let's get crazy.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Last Stand - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Penny appears)
Penny: I hope that pharaohs had some heirs.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I guess that was their last stand too.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Mummy Memory - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: There's a brand new symbol to match. It's a bucket.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Let's kick it.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Mummy Memory - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Match the symbols and win a prize!
(Penny appears)
Penny: What's the prize?
Crazy Dave: I don't know. I'm Crazy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Mummy Memory - III
(Penny appears)
Penny: What's the new symbol?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I don't know. Feelin' lucky?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 10 (pre-1.7)
(After beating the level and receiving Dead Man's Booty, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I'm ready to go. Pirates are great, but I think I'm getting homesick.
Crazy Dave: No wait, I mean seasick.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Roll down the window, please.
Crazy Dave: No time for that. There's a taco to find!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Cannons Away - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: Why do birds suddenly appear?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Who cares? We have cannons and a score to beat.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Cannons Away - III
(After beating the level and reaching a high score, Penny appears)
Penny: Congratulations on beating my scores. I'm not bitter.
Penny: I'm not saying you cheated... cheater.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Yeah! Everyone's happy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Locked and Loaded - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: CANNON FIGHT!!!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Locked and Loaded - III
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I feel like something is missing.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Sunflowers?
Crazy Dave: Nope. My taco.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Save Our Seeds - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: Remember, protect those plants.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And don't let those beans walk the plank!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Save Our Seeds - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Those Spring Beans are living on the edge.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Danger is their middle name.
Penny: Someone should update the Almanac.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Save Our Seeds - III
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: It is now clear that these beans are being stalked.
Crazy Dave: Leave no bean behind!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Last Stand - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: These waves keep getting worse.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I'm still not wet.
Penny: I meant zombie waves.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Last Stand - III
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You've got a boat load of sun. Don't go overboard.
(Penny appears)
Penny: I see what you did there.
Crazy Dave: Wha -?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 1 (pre-1.7)
(After beating the level and obtaining the Split Pea)
Crazy Dave: It's a cattle drive…
Crazy Dave: With plants…
Crazy Dave: And zombies!
Crazy Dave: Let's get these plants to the watering hole.
Penny: You mean the Star Gate?
Crazy Dave: Sure it is!
Wild West - Day 10 (pre-1.7)
(After beating the level and obtaining Big Bad Butte, Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, it's time to saddle up and leave.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: There's a sunset. Let's ride!
Penny: Where do you think the future will take us?
Crazy Dave: The future you say?
Crazy Dave: We should take another look at my Time-Space Taco Map.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Save Our Seeds - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: These Brain Busters can be tough nuts to crack.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And I want to see the delicious creamy center.
Penny: The point is not to crack them.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Save Our Seeds - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: What's that sound in the distance?
(Penny appears)
Penny: That is the sound of inevitability.
Crazy Dave: It sounds like a stampede of pianos!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Not OK Corral - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: My great grandpappy was a lawman around these parts.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Is that him over there?
Crazy Dave: Where?
Penny: Made you look.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Last Stand - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I could really go for a tub of fried chicken right now.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Well, they've let loose the birds of war, so you're in luck.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Last Stand - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Penny appears)
Penny: Nice job, Sheriff User Time Traveler.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You've survived a lot of bull.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Locked and Loaded - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: They're coming 'round the mountain for your brains!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Oh no, he's singing again.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Locked and Loaded - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Penny appears)
Penny: I can't believe there were so many chickens.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I cry fowl!
Penny: This will be remembered as the Great Chickening of 1850.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(This was only available while Far Future was in development.)
Crazy Dave: That looks like it could be all futurey.
Penny: I'm detecting a rush of tachyon particles.
Penny: Maybe Future Penny is trying to make contact.
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings temporal commuters.
Dr. Zomboss: The future will be requesting your presence.
Dr. Zomboss: But be aware...
Dr. Zomboss: Upon entry, legal possession of your brains...
Dr. Zomboss: Will be transferred to one Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Crazy Dave: That Mr. Boss guy seems like a really nice fellow!
Penny: We should be wary of that one User Dave.
Penny: In the meantime...
Penny: Earning stars will prepare you for Star Gates we find later!
Penny: Also, Challenge Zones will keep you sharp for future trials.
Crazy Dave: Just remember, Tomorrow is always a taco...
Crazy Dave: And a taco is what we find inside of all of us.
Challenge Zone - Intro
(This is only in the earlier versions.)
(Penny appears)
Penny: The Challenge Zones are harder than usual!
Penny: Power Ups and Plant Food can only be purchased once per level.
Penny: Good luck!
(Penny leaves)
Piñata Party
Penny: There is an impending attack on your house in modern times!
Crazy Dave: I bet it's not an attack... I bet it's a party! Oh, I hope it's a Piñata Party!
Penny: It's not a party, there are zombies from all different time periods ready to strike!
Penny: Who knows what else they could have brought with them?
Crazy Dave: Sounds like a party to me! Better hurry up, we don't want to miss out!
(After beating the Piñata Party level for the first time, the piñatas appear)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: What did I tell you Penny? A surprise Piñata Party!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Does not compute. It appears a level 3 diagnostic check is in order.
Crazy Dave: Piñatas! Let's bust some open and see what we get!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, allowing the player to whack three piñatas to get prizes)
Pre-6.7
This piece of dialogue was removed in the 6.7 update, which removed the Mummy Memory Brain Buster.
Ancient Egypt - Day 7 (pre-6.7)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Oh good. There are no zombies here.
(Penny appears)
Penny: False. They're using camouflage.
Crazy Dave: You mean they're using... camel-flage.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Other
Other dialogue added after version 1.7 but later removed or went unused.
Pirate Seas - Day 8
(After the player completes the level and receives the World Key, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: This will be most useful!
Penny: With it we can access another World.
Crazy Dave: Nuts. I was hoping it would make our boat bigger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 8
(After the player completes the level and receives the World Key, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Maybe we can use that to unlock our minds.
Crazy Dave: I still have some cleaning to do.
Penny: It would be better used gaining access to a World.
Penny: You know, for the greater good of....
Crazy Dave: The Taco! I almost forgot.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Chinese version
Most of the dialogue in the Chinese version are translated versions of the international version's dialogue. Any additional dialogue can be seen in the different pages for China-exclusive levels.
Kongfu World
Kongfu World - Day 1
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Ah, this is the Kongfu World. I want to see the qigong performances!
(Penny appears)
Penny: According to my calculation, the danger level of the zombies that know Kongfu doubles.
Crazy Dave: Also, be careful of those weapon stands. It looks like the zombies particularly like taking stuff off the stands!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Kongfu World - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look! There's a Gourd! Is there any wine inside?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Kongfu World - Day 5
(After completing the level)
Crazy Dave: This thing must be exchangeable for something good at the plant-levelling page!
Penny: Most interestingly, there are special props there!
Kongfu World - Day 7
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Why are there zombies carrying bombs in the Kongfu World?
(Penny appears)
Penny: Because the detector discovered there are a lot of explosives here. Be careful of the flammable lines.
Crazy Dave: If I plant Iceberg Lettuces on the whole lawn, then that'll be crazy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Kongfu World - Day 9
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The detector detected a time black hole forming!
Crazy Dave: Oh no! All of our plants would get sucked in!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Kongfu World - Day 14
(Crazy Dave appears along with a Hammer Zombie on the lawn)
Crazy Dave: I found a Hammer Zombie in front who can deflect straight-shot projectiles. Very annoying.
Crazy Dave: Try the new arrival, Dandelion. Its projectiles track enemies and can't be deflected by Hammer Zombies.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Kongfu World - Ultimate Challenge
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Here, the prologue of the ultimate challenge opens again.
Crazy Dave: Wait, why is it "again"?
(Penny appears)
Penny: I believe it wasn't the slip of your tongue.
Penny: Start it soon, before the player can't wait any longer.
Crazy Dave: Hey, is that strange guy our opponent?
Penny: Don't be nonsensical, he could have eaten the tacos in the opposite room.
Crazy Dave: Oh, tacos I'm coming!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Sky City
Sky City - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Woah! Where is this! I feel like I'm about to be blown away!
Penny: The data shows that we are at an altitude of 11,045 metres.
Penny: You might find something special here.
Crazy Dave: But I'm afraid of heights! Aaaaa!! I have to go inside first, besides there won't be anything at such a high place.
Penny: The detector doesn't think so.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age
Steam Age - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Woah! Where is this place? My stomach is growling again!
Penny: Welcomes to the Steam Age! This is the 14th stop of this time travel.
Crazy Dave: What a strange smell! The smoke coming out of these holes doesn't smell as good as the food!
Penny: Data shows that toxic steam will be emerging from these holes and cause damage to the plants.
Crazy Dave: Ahhhhh!! These holes are bottomless! It makes me afraid of heights!
Penny: It is said that the depth of this cave reaches the 6666 metres.
Penny: Perhaps if you look at it for a while, something will come out of it.
Crazy Dave: There must be nothing in that cave! Who would live in a cave that deep!
Penny: But our detector doesn't think so.
Penny: Use Flat-shrooms to block these holes temporarily from emitting toxic steam and zombies from coming out.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: There's a guy who is as gentleman as me!
Penny: This is the Gentleman Zombie of the Steam Age.
Crazy Dave: Hey! It seems that I can becomes friends with him!
Penny: The Gentleman Zombie will cross the shielding plants and damage the plants behind them.
Penny: Use Fanilla to blow away Gentleman Zombie's umbrella to make him unable to perform his special skills.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age - Day 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: There's so many guys with parts in their hands! Are they working hard?
Penny: Of course not, these should be zombies.
Crazy Dave: Where's the kitchen? I wanna see if there's any delicious food!
Penny: I wonder if there's a kitchen! But you need a powerful shooter to attack these zombies.
Penny: Lotus Root is a powerful long-ranged plant in the Steam Age. It can not only absord the toxic steam, but also cause damage the zombies.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age - Day 13
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I have trypophobia! So many holes!
Penny: The detector shows that plants or zombies will emerge from the holes.
Crazy Dave: Is there a spring bed in the cave?
Penny: This one doesn't.
Penny: Using this hammer, hitting zombies will give points, and hitting plants will deduct points. When you reach a certain score, you can pass the level.
Penny: You can get double hammers by spending gold coins, which you can get double points by hitting zombies.
Penny: Spend diamonds to get double hammers with no mistakes, which you can get double points by hitting zombies or even plants.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age - Day 16
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Is there a guy over there with a boiler on his back trying to lose some weight?
Penny: That's a Furnace Zombie that will explode after a while.
Crazy Dave: Let me ask him if he can carry such a heavy thing without getting tired?
Penny: Theoretically he won't feel tired.
Penny: Use icy plants to delay the explosion time of the zombie.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: There's a guy pushing a cart! There's definitely a lot of snacks over there!
Penny: The data shows that it's a Coal Miner Zombie.
Crazy Dave: Huh? Don't those black ones look like ink tacos? New varieties?
Penny: These are no ink tacos but coal that buries zombies.
Penny: Use fiery plants to burn the coal!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Steam Age - Ultimate Challenge
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Long time no see, fuzzball, rusty contraption, oh, and you!
Dr. Zomboss: It's no easy to come here, is it?
Dr. Zomboss: In order to repay your efforts, let you experience the power of technology in the industrial era!
(D.r Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: What kinda zombie is he... Oh, Dr. Zomboss!
Penny: Oh Dave, I have to make the necessary reminder that he is Dr. Zomboss.
Penny: Maybe we should take a look at how long he can last this time.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
- After defeating Dr. Zomboss -
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: You thought you won, right?
Dr. Zomboss: But you don't know that something terrible is happening!
Dr. Zomboss: Mwwahahahaa continue to immerse in the joy of victory, soon, you will see some "new things" !
(D.r Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: What he said is quite bluffing, ahahahah
Penny: Perhaps he really is researching something terrible, we should be careful.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Renaissance Age
Renaissance Age - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Woah! This looks like a place a lot full of tacos!
Penny: Welcome to the new space and time journey! This is Europe in the 13th century, full of literary and artistic atmosphere.
Penny: The detector shows that we are in a museum.
Crazy Dave: Look at those guys' collars, they look like tacos, maybe they like tacos too!
Penny: I don't know if they like tacos or not, but they definitely like brains the most.
Crazy Dave: Look! What are those round things? Ugh! New tacos I guess?
Penny: That's the Vitruvian Wheel. If you use the wheel wisely, it will become a secret weapon against the zombies!
Penny: Wax Gourd Guards can help us use our secret weapons.
Crazy Dave: What are those arrows on the ground? It's as if it says there are tacos ahead!
Penny: The arrows on the ground determine the rolling direction of the wheel.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Renaissance Age - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Oooohh my God!!! The mist here almost makes it hard for me to open my eyes!
Penny: Our detector shows that this mist is poisonous, be careful!
Crazy Dave: Look at that bottle that chap's holding in hand, it can't be a taco-flavoured drink!
Penny: That's the Perfume Zombie, the bottle in hand can create poisonous mists that will cause damage to the plants.
Crazy Dave: This damn poisonous mist! I'm almost suffocating!
Crazy Dave: We need a plant that can purify this poisonous mist!
Penny: Aloe can purify the poisonous mist created by the perfumer and increase the plants' attack powers.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Renaissance Age - Day 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I saw lots of incredible statues, it was pretty interesting! Ha ha!
Crazy Dave: Oh! Look at those stone statues!
Crazy Dave: This is reaaally interesting ahaha!! I bet they stole the tacos!!
Penny: Those are zombie statues, they turn into real zombies at night, we have to smash them during the day!
Penny: Watch out of the nightfall.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Renaissance Age - Day 7
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! What is the guy who looks like he's carving there doing?
Penny: That's the Sculptor Zombie, it can carve raw stones into zombies.
Crazy Dave: Sounds fun, I believe I have a talent for sculpting too!
Penny: Data shows that your talent reduces the success rate by 99.999%
Penny: Destroying the rough stone in advance can prevent the Sculptor Zombie from carving out zombies.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Renaissance Age - Day 14
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Those pals are wearing weird clothes and they can't even walk properly! I bet they were drunk!
Penny: Those are Ballerina Zombies, they always appear in groups of four.
Crazy Dave: What a horrific setup, do four people need to share a same taco? If that's the case, I'd rather appear alone....
Penny: Use Oily Olive to stop fast-moving Ballerina Zombies.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Renaissance Age - Day 16
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Oh! Look at those stone statues!
Penny: Those are zombie statues, they turn into real zombies at night, we have to use tools to deal with them during the day!
Crazy Dave: This is reaaally interesting ahaha!! I bet they stole the tacos!!
Penny: Note that the number of tools is limited.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age
Heian Age - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Woah! This looks like a place with lots of wasabi tacos!
Penny: Welcome to the new space and time journey! This is Japan in the 10th century, the Heian Age.
Penny: The detector shows that we are at a shrine near Mount Fuji.
Crazy Dave: Look at those guys' hairstyles, they look like tacos, maybe they have tacos hidden in their hairs!
Penny: According to the scan analysis, there are no tacos hidden under their hairs. And they are wearing wigs.
Crazy Dave: Look! What is that box over there? Ugh! Taco box I guess?
Penny: That's the Saisen Box. Use different saisen boxes rationally, it will help you deal with the zombies better!
Penny: Of course you have to "put coins" in there first. Oh, I mean your energy beans.
Penny: The Sun Box returns some sun to plants planted nearby.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Oh my God!! They are holding a smokestack chimney in their hands, and it's also set on fire!
Penny: Warning, those are Firework Zombies, the fireworks they spray will set us on fire!
Crazy Dave: Wo! This hot feeling, did they add chili sauce in it?
Penny: The water droplets of Dripping Diphylleia can extinguish the fire from the fireworks
Crazy Dave: What are you waiting for?? Hurry up!!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Oh! This is an unusual saisen box, will it contain tacos this time?
Penny: Pay attention to the emblem on the saisen box, this is an Energy Box, which allows nearby plants to release their Plant Food moves altogether.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Are there any other boxes? I wish there was a box for tacos!
Penny: Dear Dave, forget the tacos for a moment. This is the Plant Box.
Penny: It can provide you with a high-tier plant to help you deal with powerful zombies.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: These guys have a whole lot of stuff! Is this a gift?
Penny: Please be careful! Those are Ninjimps, and they are holding alive pufferfish!
Crazy Dave: What do these guys want? I bet they were tryna steal my tacos!
Penny: The probability of this possibility is 0.01%. At the same time, data shows that they are experts in sneak attacks.
Penny: But we have Splitting Stephania, who is an expert in dealing with these kinds of ninjas.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Welp, another different box. There's no tacos in there anyways.
Penny: Yes, this is an Upgrade Box, which will upgrade nearby plants and zombies by one tier, please use it with caution.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 7
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! Do you smell anything? Tacos are 10,000 times better than this!
Penny: Dave, I don't even have a nose, and secondly, that's a Sushi Chef Zombie, he makes pretty delicious sushis,
Penny: which makes zombies that crave it more challenging.
Penny: However, Cypripedium Chef is an excellent chef and is eager to have a gourmet showdown with these sushi chefs.
Penny: Perhaps we should get out of the way.
Crazy Dave: Should I ask him to make me some tacos?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 11
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Wohoo! What a strong wind! I feel like I'm about to be blown!!
Penny: According to the data, strong winds often hit this place, which may also be accompanied by terrible tornadoes.
Penny: This has a huge impact on us.
Penny: Wow! Can we fight the forces of the nature?
Penny: Please use Dendrobium Windbreak, as they can block the tornadoes and prevent plants from being blown away when planted together.
Penny: They can also unite to increase their powers.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 13
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look at them, they are wearing hats and holding cans, what are they doing?
Penny: After scanning, it's the Mino Zombies, whose hats can defend against projectiles,
Penny: and the fish baskets can absorb energy beans.
Crazy Dave: Aha! Can't we just attack them from the front then?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Heian Age - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Those guys are wearing weirdly strange clothes and are holding fans in their hands!
Crazy Dave: I bet they are heating hot!
Penny: Those are Onmyoji Zombies, and they holding Tengu's fan. Legend has it that this fan can attract strong winds.
Crazy Dave: That would really make everyone feel cooler!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves Resurgence
Frostbite Caves Resurgence - Day 4
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Welcome everyone, Dr. Zomboss once again says hello to all of our plant friends.
Dr. Zomboss: It is no surprise that you have found my secret base again.
Dr. Zomboss: Because my new work needs a new audience! Mwwahhahahhaa...
Dr. Zomboss: So, the dinner begins again, and below you will see my Elite Hunter, let's have a snowball fight!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Frostbite Caves Resurgence - Day 6
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: It seems as you are quite proud.
Dr. Zomboss: I do hope that your smile will always be on your face.
Dr. Zomboss: It is time to show you, my little ~ice~ weasel
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Frostbite Caves Resurgence - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Why are you still laughing! I get ANGRY at your smiling face and your little plants!
Dr. Zomboss: Are you ready? Elite Ice-Wind Chieftain!
Dr. Zomboss: It is time to cool them down.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Frostbite Caves Resurgence - Day 10
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Why can't everyone open their minds and talk??
Dr. Zomboss: I can only say that you brought this upon yourself!
Dr. Zomboss: Since you're not coming, I'll come and get it myself!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
- After defeating Dr. Zomboss' Elites -
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: ... ... ... ...
Dr. Zomboss: WAIT!!!!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Are you sweating, Penny? I'm still a little sweaty.
Penny: Dear Dave, I can't sweat, but Dr. Zomboss is a little... anxious.
Crazy Dave: Dammit! Another day of no tacos!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
PvP Mode
PvP Mode Introduction
Penny: There is a wormhole in front of us, and unknown signals are emitting from inside it!
Crazy Dave: Wormhole? I want to see the worms! Let's go inside it!
PvP Tutorial
(The PvP menu appears)
Penny: We arranged our first good defensive team now!
(On the PvP Lawn)
Crazy Dave: I like the five flags on the bottom line, don't let the zombies touch them!
Penny: Then plant 5 Peashooters to defend them!
(After planting 5 plants)
Crazy Dave: This lineup is way too weak!
Penny: We can modify it next time, I detect a wave of zombies, prepare to battle!
Zombie Commander: I am a Zombie Commander, this is our territory, I am going to destroy your defense!
(After defeating the Zombie Commander's zombies)
Zombie Commander: This is outrageous, my only remaining guards have all been destroyed by you! It looks like I only have one choice -- join you!
Crazy Dave: Well, can you help me find a Taco please?
Zombie Commander: I will help you train an army of zombies, let us conquer the whole world!
Crazy Dave: I want tacos all over the world!
(Back to the menu)
Zombie Commander: Let's build your first army of zombies!
(In the Zombie menu, after choosing zombies)
Zombie Commander: Well done, I'll help you train more zombies, make good use of them!
(Back to the menu)
Zombie Commander: Taste the power of the army of zombies!
(On the PvP lawn)
Zombie Commander: Summon an army of zombies and pull out all of the flags on the bottom line!
Zombie Commander: Try new zombie scientific capabilities, use the potions to strengthen the zombies!
(After destroying all the flags)
Zombie Commander: We pulled down all the flags, and got some shiny coins!
(In the Resource Wars map after collecting 20 cups)
Penny: What a beautiful neighborhood!
Crazy Dave: Neighbor! I now have a lot of neighbors!
Zombie Commander: But they are bad neighbors, take the chalets over to receive the rent!
Battling Evil Dave
(Appearance of Evil Dave)
Evil Dave: Hey hey hey, I, Dave's evil, older brother, has come back ! Oh, I'll be near the base.
Evil Dave: I exist to taunt you, you weakling, can you beat my carefully arranged garden defense? Try it if you have the guts!
(After losing to Evil Dave)
Evil Dave: Ha ha ha, I was spot on in calling you a weakling, go back and practice!
(After defeating Evil Dave for the first time)
Evil Dave: Oh, not bad, but rest assured, this isn't me, Dave's highly powerful strength,
Evil Dave: Just to tease your hastily built, extremely messy squad.
(After defeating Evil Dave for the second time)
Evil Dave: Don't get too excited, you just got a few small victories, I exist to taunt you!
(After defeating Evil Dave for the third time)
Evil Dave: Don't think you can beat me! I only used fifty percent of my strength, come challenge my next lineup if you have any skill.
Evil Dave: Guaranteed to taunt you!
(After defeating Evil Dave for the fourth time)
Evil Dave: No, it seems like I, Evil Dave, have to use my real strength!
(After defeating Evil Dave for the fifth time)
Evil Dave: What? You can beat this too?! No no no, I should be the one taunting you, I'll just recoup then you can challenge me again!
(After defeating Evil Dave for the sixth time)
Evil Dave: Ahh, you stole all my resources! You'll pay for this! Me, Evil Dave will come back again!